AdamIEva

AdamIEva.info

    There’s a fella in the holy book who fucked his dear wife near to coma and returned from a hunting trip only to find out that the bitch had been talking with a serpent who convinced her to eat a fruit she and her hubby were not supposed to touch at all. So, the fella fucked the bitch again in punishment and took a big bite out of the aforesaid fruit, to the extent that the almighty got a little angry and condemned him, his wife, and his descendants to eternal suffering.

    The above is the first story in the bible if I remember correctly. Of course, my brain has been pickled to the extreme by drugs and Kentucky sour mash that I might be misremembering this story. Anyway, we all know Adam and Eve as the first parents, as well as the fellas that fucked up life for mankind.

    Now, there’s a host of stuff on this planet named after them two fuckers. I am talking perfumes, makeup, food, hotels and everything save an enema solution. AdamIEva.com, a Bulgarian escort site also bears the name of the two bangers. Yeah, I sure haven’t heard of Bulgaria all that much, but here’s my AdamIEva.info review like it or not!

Eve Needs Another Snake In Her!

    Some of us do believe that it was the appearance of a talking serpent that triggered to the fall of mankind from the garden of Eden. I myself do believe that it is the python between my legs that is responsible for the depleted state of my savings, because it can never resist crawling up the backside of expensive escorts who charge an arm, leg and kidney!

    Now, there’s an escort called Katie in a Bulgarian town called Yambol who is willing to accept 80 Bulgarian Lev per hour. That is $48 at the current rate of exchange and incredibly cheap to say the least. Katie is the owner of a perfectly shaped bubble butt and a hefty rack that is all-natural. She is just 20-years old and willing to let you spray her with jism, get in the 69 position, perform oral XXX without a condom, lick your ass, sit on your face, and get fisted. She’s also open to letting you cum in her holes, do rough sex, BDSM, roleplay, fetish play, and loads more.

    Then there’s another escort Bulgaria without a name who calls herself Fiery Brunette. This chick has small but upstanding titties, a tight, toned, and curvy body, and the kind of ass that deserves being perpetually occupied by hard man meat! This escort lives in Sofia, says she’s 19-years old, and is open to anal XXX, fetish play, XXX without condom, and BDSM. She charges 300 Bulgarian Lev per hour, which is just $181 and more than affordable for most.

    Think that’s all? Not at all. There’s Simona, who refers to herself as a blonde goddess and charges 120BGN per hour. She’s a slim, fit chick with a very pert booty who is open to just about every XXX act in the book, including golden showers, group sex, and sexual acts without a condom. About the only thing she won’t do is getting her asshole excavated and I don’t blame her at all considering the kind of mandigos floating around these days! 120BGN or Bulgarian Lev translates to $72 and is of course very cheap.

    In general, with from 50 to 70 dollars you can have your pick of girls that look like high-end models, which some might indeed be. There are even chicks that will let you fuck them for an hour for less than 25 dollars and I am talking young and sweet-looking types who look tight enough to convincingly scream their heads off when you slip that massive boner of yours into their slit!

Fine and Quality Escorts Bulgaria Pussy

    Let’s start this section by talking about quality. Generally, escorts on AdamIEva com are above average. Some can even pass for top-class escorts and despite that charge way less than you would pay for a fine meal in a fine restaurant back in the states.

    There are plenty of escort profiles on show on the site, as well as plenty of ways they can be sorted. Options at the top of the homepage permit searching for escorts by keyword, sex, and region. Other options let you dig out escorts of varied sex and services, as well as adult jobs and places where performance-enhancing drugs can be purchased. If you want to sort escorts Bulgaria by region, that is easily accomplished with links at the bottom of the homepage.

    Escort profile image thumbnails show the name and location of the escort. A click on these thumbnails allows access to the varied images they contain, as well as a short description, detailed statistics, and a list of services offered. Dates are featured too, so you can easily find out when profiles were uploaded. The images I just talked about can be zoomed in and enjoyed in a slideshow format and each escort has her phone number listed on her profile so that you can call her up and tell her how much you need her pussy muscles squeezing your face tight as she sits on it!

    Comments on escort profiles are supported, but before that can happen you are required to send a text message to a given phone number and get back an access code that is valid for nearly a week. With this code, you can see comments left behind by other visitors, leave your comments, and even get introduced to escort ads with verified images. Sending the text message is of course not free and that feels more than a little bit exploitative.

    To close up, escort profile setup on the site is okay but could be better arranged and made less crowded. There are plenty of options atop each escort profile page that permits content sorting, as well as a couple or so tags that let you see escorts of similar qualities or capabilities.

Dear Adam Of The Holy Serpent!

    The first time I went to AdamIEva, I nearly cried because the default language is Russian and I know that about as well as I can speak in tongues with a whole coconut lodged in my gullet! Thankfully, options atop the page let you change the site language to English and this I did speedily. Still, not everything is translated.

    The site design is standard, dated, and unimpressive. There are loads of site features and options, plus a login and registration tap at the top right of the homepage. Registration is free, requiring just an email and a password.

    Links to the mobile version of this escort site Bulgaria, as well as a Terms and Conditions, plus a Contact Us are present at the bottom of the homepage and all other pages too. No spam can be seen, and ads are absent.

What I Think of AdamIEva

    About the biggest con here is that AdamIEva simply does not look prepared for the second decade of the 21st century. It looks dated, pages are crowded and nothing catches the eye. If you can ignore that, then you will quickly find this escorts Bulgaria site to be among the most feature-laden and productive.
Yeah, it is worth recommending.