AdultSearch

AdultSearch.com

All my life I have been searching for my one true love. Often I find what I am looking for at the very bottom of premium bottles of sour mash. Other times I dig it up from wet escort pussies and lick the hell out of it!

So, what are you searching for in this life? Never mind since I am not your shrink. I am just your friendly neighborhood escort guy who makes a living writing the sort of escort site reviews that would convince even the boners of the dearly departed to rise again and see the world anew!

Now, today I will be going about my job of reviewing escort sites. The focus will be on Adult Search com, a rather big and impressive-looking site that hosts escorts from what appears to be every country in the world. Here’s my Adult Search review and may it lead you to find your one true love!

Global Selection Of Escorts

Every continent on the planet is covered in Adult Search. This makes it one of the biggest escort sites in the Milky Way.

But I am not in the mood to check out all these escorts and will focus on escorts in the continental US. Yeah, get ready to find out what the American escorts on Adult Search accept to get their cunts and assholes pulverized by all ye fuckers with monster cocks who down bucket-loads of Viagra minutes before strolling over for dates with escorts!

Hope y’all love Detroit. So, Hot Olivia from there charges $200 for an hour and $500 for an all-night fuck. That’s for incalls though. Outcalls are priced at $250 an hour and $600 for the entire night. In case you were wondering, this lass is a very pretty, cute, and petite Asian with a nicely rounded ass and boobs that are about the size of your head! For sure I would pay what she’s asking to see how she screeches once my horse cock got her pinned down!

Janet is another Asian and looks rather high class. She’s 26-years old, could easily pass for a top model, and permits all XXX styles in the book. Her fees are the same as Hot Olivia, which is something of a surprise.

Sandra is different though. She’s an ebony goddess with a big and bountiful ass, plus a rack I would gladly sacrifice my monthly social security payment just to juggle in my hands for a couple of seconds! Her fees are $150 for an hour and $300 overnight, both for incalls. Outcalls are $300 an hour and $600 for an overnight stay.

Now, most escorts on the site list their fees, which means you don’t have to scratch your balls raw wondering what they charge. The average fee per hour here is around $200, with overnight fuckathons costing around $500 on average. That’s not too bad if I say so.

The Escorts Of Chicago

Been to Chicago lately? Well, you will be wishing you had soon! I said I was focusing on American escorts in this review, right? Well, time to see what escort ads in the Chicago area found on Adult Search look like.

Starting things up is as simple as clicking on Chicago in the list of American and Canadian cities found at the top right of the Adult Search homepage. This takes you to a page filled with escort ads. To the left of this page are options that allow access to female, male, and shemale escorts, as well as those that offer body rubs. Scroll further down this page and you will come across Chicagoan massage parlous, sex shops, strip clubs, and gay bathhouses. There’s also a sex forum that you can dive into and this is near the bottom of the page.

Now, let’s take a good look at escorts in the city. For the most part, they look quality and classy. There are no VIP escorts here though or anything like a label that distinguishes escorts from each other. I wouldn’t say these are the best-looking escorts I have seen, but they sure do look swell and seem to know their job.

Escort ads on Adult Search include a set of images that can be browsed through in slideshow format and are either professionally or amateurishly shot. Included in the ads are phone numbers, the list of credit cards the escort is willing to accept, and her fees. Also featured is a short description, plus information related to the kind of people she’s willing to get nasty with, ie male and/or female, as well as couples. There are Next and Previous arrow buttons on each escort ad, as well as a cancel button that takes you back to the city search result. That’s quite thoughtful.

If you are after sample ads, then meet LexXxi. She’s a 24-year old blondie who wants to be treated right by a gentleman. This babe has one of the most impressively tapering waists I have ever come across, plus a fat ass and a full rack.

Sofia on the other hand is verified. That means her pictures are real. There are nothing to mark out verified ads and the only clue you will see is an uptick in the images of the escorts concerned. So, Sofia is 27-years old, tall, has a backyard of impressive proportions, and does not allow black dick anywhere near her pussy, asshole, or mouth.

Then there’s Hola, a Hispanic lass so cute and lovely I am dearly tempted to book a flight to Chicago this evening! She has a very pert set of boobs, a soft-looking ass, and loves being in charge during sex. Just have her tie you up and fuck all the Bitcoin out of your system!

Now, escort ads on the site are easy to browse through and check out. They are packed with features too and are among the most intuitive I have stumbled across so far. Ads can also be from either independent escorts or escort agencies.

The Adult Search Experience

Adult searching can be quite a chore. Unless you are using Adult Search com of course!

So, the site lacks pizzaz and neon lights but is a very carefully constructed masterpiece that is packed full of features. There are practically no pesky ads here and all you need is a couple of minutes at the most to become slickly proficient at finding your way around.

Now, the Adult Search homepage is a little bit colorless as I have already noted. At the top of the page are Shemale Escorts, Gay Escorts, Meet & Fuck, and Live Escort tabs. These all take you off-site so ignore them. The right top of the page has language options, a Post Ad button, plus Feedback, FAQ, Login, and Register tabs. Becoming a member is free and all you need is an email and password.

A search bar also calls the top of the page home and you can enter specific cities into this and search for escorts in that location. There is little need for the search bar, since directly underneath it is a long list of the top countries users searched for on the site. Opposite it on the right of the page is a similarly big list of adult metropolitan areas in North America.

Scroll further down and you will see a list that includes nearly every country in the world, plus the cities it hosts. Even Mongolia and Myanmar are covered, not that you are likely to find yourself there in this lifetime! Anyway, Myanmar, Mongolia, Pakistan, and a few other countries lack escort ads of any kind. With that being the case I have no idea what they are doing in the list of supported countries present on the homepage. Spam is thankfully absent here.

What I Think of AdultSearch

Adult Search surprises me. It is an extremely useful and usable site with all the escort ads in the world, apart from being one of the most feature-laden escort sites I have encountered. Overall, I would give the site top marks and would gladly recommend it, though it could do with improvements in homepage design and a few of its escorts are overdue for a freshening up.