Afspraakjes

Afspraakjes.com

    If you ever wondered what it might feel like to go tongue-less, now is the time to find out. All you have to do is try to pronounce Afspraakjes, which is a Belgian escort site, rather than a tongue twister of evil purpose.

    Get up on this wagon and let’s go see if this escort site Belgium has the kind of hard-eyed chicks with bear trap pussies that its name suggests! Yeah, come on aboard for a ride as I dissect Afspraakjes.com and see what it has in store for your privates!

Sexy Double Dutch

    You better speak more than a word or two of Dutch, as there’s not much English on this site and language options are not available. In cases like this, don’t be in a hurry to throw up your hands and curse the devil and his offspring. Instead, use online translating tools like Yandex Translate.

    Now, listen up as I am about to relate what the escorts Belgium on this site take to let fellas into their holes for a few minutes or hours. Tiny is a leggy, busty, slim, and open-minded escort whose birth certificate states she’s all of 31-years old. She charges 100, 150, 250 and 750 Euros for 30 minutes, an hour, two hours and an overnight stay respectively. There’s no word as to what she will do for this kind of money, but it better be everything in the Kamasutra! $117, $176, $294, and $883 are her rates in USD.

    Channel, on the other hand, is a 20-year old who charges 100 Euros for a half hour and 200 Euros for a full hour. This lass wears glasses, looks cute, and has a bubble butt. I would definitely pay what she’s asking to get that ass playing footsie with my cock! $117 and $235 is what the prices of this escorts Belgium translates to at the current rate of exchange.

    Last but not least is Bieke, a Flemish lady who’s nearly 50. She has a good body for her age and is mostly firm all over. This MILF says she wants to suck you till you cum in her mouth and is always in the mood for sex so you can fuck her at all hours. She does everything except anal and charges 125 Euros for a frolic, which is $147. Given her age, one would be expecting her to be doing it for free or something!

    The first thing to bear in mind is that prices are not listed in most escort profiles on this escorts Belgium site. The second thing is that stated prices are almost equal to what is obtainable in the land of the free, home of the brave and bold of the cock! Thus, you will need around $120 to drill escorts for an hour and slightly less to impale them on an angry cock tube for 30 minutes or so!

No Escorts Belgium On The Homepage!

    Yeah, there are no escort profile thumbnails on the Afspraakjes homepage. The homepage just has ads and text boasting about how the site is the best thing since sliced bread eaten with a healthy sprinkling of cum from a holy virgin!

    To get at escort profiles here, you gotta click the Escort link at the left of the homepage. You then click on links that appear under it such as BDSM, Amateur, Women, Men, Couples, Massage, Gang Bang, TS/TVS, and load escorts that fall under these descriptions onto the page.

    Escort profiles are presented directly on the site page. You cannot click on a profile and open it on a new page or tab, ,or anywhere else other than the site page. Profiles come with a short but reasonably detailed, bio plus contact details and there’s a photo button on each that when clicked lets you browse the few photos these escorts are prettying up their profiles with. Photos seen were usually amateur selfies of middling quality and I did not come across a single video.

    Escort quality here is firmly average if not less, though the girls do appear genuine and there are a lot of them.

A Pulsing Tongue-Twister!

    Afspraakjes.com has a very dated homepage design that is not very easy to use. If you are logging in for the first time, you will be required to click a box that states you are at least 18-years old and fully acknowledge that the site contains the kind of adult content that makes penises take on a mind of their own!

    The site homepage is mostly filled with ads, plus self-congratulatory texts that sound just a little delusional. The site menu is arranged vertically at the left of the page and lets you get in touch with escorts of every ability and sex, as well as hotels, bars, sex shops, and other stuff.

    As can be expected, site features are mediocre, but there is little evidence of spam.

What I Think Afspraakjes

    Afspraakjes.com says it gets more than 70k visitors daily. Well, I do need a bag of salt near at hand before I can even come close to believing that! The site is a disaster and has no place in the 21st century.
Don’t visit, or you will be biting more than your tongue in half!