Amasens Review

โœ“ Simple and easy to use
โœ“ Good number of escort ads
โœ“ Easy to navigate site
โœ“ No ads or spam
โœ“ Poor quality escort photos
โœ˜ Escorts donโ€™t list their prices
โœ˜ Poorly detailed escort profiles

Score 62/100





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ย  ย  So, hereโ€™s me today trying to make sense of why your hard boners wonโ€™t take a pat on the head for an answer. Well, in my attempt to salvage the situation, I present to you the escort site called And just as your long schlongs can tell, Iโ€™ll be writing you an Amasens review today. So hop in on this already so your stiff as fuck boners donโ€™t remain loners.

Amass Some Cents

ย  ย  Well, the Italian hotties here promise to rub your balls till youโ€™re white in the face from having all your juices sucked out, face-sit you till youโ€™re stuffed to the fullest with vitamin pussy, and take you to the moon and back if only to get you to split open with orgasms. Youโ€™d better ready your spacesuit before getting to any one of these hotties because you might just wake up on the surface of the moon. And after reading these amazing profiles, Iโ€™m forced to ask just how much does space travels cost again? But itโ€™s sad that our cunt laden astronauts donโ€™t give us the slightest idea of what it will take to hop into their slippery spacecraft and complete a ride to cum space.

ย  ย  And so since these beauties wonโ€™t let us in on what their prices are, my guess is that anywhere from 150 Euros/ 150 USD to 350 Euros/ 350 USD should suffice for 1 hour. In my opinion, this range is wide enough and should hold true for a good number of the escorts on this site, judging from their quality.

A Mass Of Senseless Profile Thumbnails

ย  ย  Iโ€™m pissed by just having to scroll through the tons of escort profile thumbnails on this site that offer nothing more than clustered piles of vague promises and no specific or sensible details. However, while escort profile thumbnails here are certainly not the best in appearance or content, they at least try to show escortsโ€™ locations, ages, and a haphazardly written note by the escort.

ย  ย  Escort profile pages begin with the escortโ€™s photos at the top, and just so you donโ€™t miss meeting an escort, escortsโ€™ numbers are written clearly on their photos. To the right corner of the screen, youโ€™ll find the phone, Whatsapp, email, Twitter, and add to favorites buttons. Well, with this number of contact channels, Iโ€™d say you just have no excuse for not reaching out to these hotties by some means.

ย  ย  Now, a bit further down the screen, youโ€™ll find the comments section, the escortโ€™s address written explicitly, and a google map navigation button. And well, thereโ€™s also a tiny specker that looks like a clit hidden in a slit. This little guy shows the number of views an escort ad has had, and well, you sure want to be navigating the tried and tasted wetnesses.

ย  ย  Well, although the escorts here are of average quality and the escortโ€™s profile pages here show very clearly escortsโ€™ contact information, they are however not properly detailed, do not have any particular order, and are just really shabbily put together.

An Alluring Home For Amazing Cunts

ย  ย  The Amasens homepage is really just one really easy-to-navigate chunk of letters and blocks. Have you ever driven your schlong in a cunt hole that felt like the abyss? Well, thatโ€™s how easy it feels to navigate this escort siteโ€™s homepage. The Amasens homepage is designed with a white background and has its texts written in black, red, and white colored fonts. At the top center of the screen are the near, blog, favorites, log in, sign in, and publish announcement buttons.

ย  ย  These guys make navigating their homepage feel so easy you could get turned on by just scrolling. Well, the remainder of this very simply designed homepage has its four major service categories presented in boxes at the center of the screen, which include the escorts, trans, massages, and couples categories. Within each of the boxes tagged with these categories are a few buttons that help with quickly finding escorts that render any of these services within any of the cities in Italy. For the most part, these are essentially the major contents of the Amasens homepage, and youโ€™d quickly get to the bottom of the page in no time, just like getting to the end of a quickie. At the bottom of the homepage are the prices, partners, blog, contacts, terms and conditions, how to place an ad, cookie policy, and privacy buttons.

ย  ย  Well, the design of the Amasens homepage is pretty decent, and you wonโ€™t have to peer at it for long to be wooed by its simple but classy look. Again navigating this escort siteโ€™s homepage is really just as easy as throwing off your pants for a cunt coup dโ€™etat! A few scrolls will bring you through the whole length of the pages, and pretty much everything is easy to catch a glimpse of at a glance. However, the only hitch here is that there are no language options and so youโ€™d need to have some Italian up your sleeves or at least a translator. As a matter of fact, this is quite some stress in itself.

What I Think About Amasens

ย  ย  With average-quality escorts that donโ€™t see the need to state their prices, shabbily presented profiles, poor-quality escort photos, and no language options, I really do not see what will make me recommend this escort site. Getting escorts should not be as hard as climbing mount Everest with a boner on a rainy day, and with the amount of stress involved in getting to Amasens escorts, I doubt your willy will be willing to stay patient for so long.

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