Annoncelight

Annoncelight.dk

    No matter how much control you think you have, something must stand up and nod in agreement whenever a Danish girl gets nude and shows off her body beautiful in its sexy glory. There’s just something uninhibitedly cock-engorging about them chicks and if you can find what that something is, you could end up becoming one of the richest guys in the world!

    Anyway, girls in Denmark want it as much as other chicks and some of them make a living by renting out their cunts for an hour or so! A few of these chicks work as independent escorts on sites like AnnonceLight.DK and so today I am trotting out my AnnonceLight.DK review. Read and learn, fellas!

Fuckathons Cost Money!

    Yeah, regardless of how much you think a chick needs to get fucked out of her mind and how desperate that cum you have been storing up needs to be offloaded, there’s still no denying that pussy is not an essential service! Yeah, money is needed before you can book your cock into a cunt or asshole for as long as you like and that is what we will be focusing on in this section.

    Now, not all escort Denmark profiles on AnnonceLight have rates listed and that is both frustrating and maddening. But I better chill out since my heart doctor has advised that I should take things easy this week and I will therefore beam my searchlight of truth at those escort profiles with the rates listed as they should be.

    The first that caught my eye was of a young and nameless Thai girl with gloriously clear skin. She has a very curvy body, but her age is not listed and her face is not shown in her gallery of images. This chick offers XXX or BJ with condom and charges 400, 600, 900, and 1,000 Danish Kroner for 15, 30, 45, and 60 minutes of action respectively. And that is $62, $93, $140 and $155 respectively. That’s cheap, though the price does not include anal XXX, as this Thai babe is not up for getting her asshole excavated by mannerless cocks fishing for fresh shit!

    And then there was Paris Passion, whose profile images had me looking up the cost of an air ticket to Denmark! Paris is a black goddess who’s both booty and booby-blessed to a nearly impossible degree! There are curves everywhere you look on her body and she seems able to host a party within her genitalia for cocks of all lengths that need loving care and comfort!

    This Caribbean beauty is up for giving you a BJ, playing with your balls, dirty talking, masturbating for your pleasure, and stripteasing. She also specializes in both the GFE and pornstar experience. Paris charges 1,500, 2,000 and 2,500 Danish Kroner for 30, 45 and 60 minutes of action respectively and that’s $233, $310 and $388 respectively. She seems worth twice that at the least, but that could be my horny boner doing the talking!

    So, on average, rates per hour here range from $130 to $300. That compares well to what’s paid in the states.

Escort Matters

    One thing you cannot do is accuse AnnonceLight of lacking escorts. There are lots of them on the homepage and the page reloads every time you get to the bottom.

    Sorting options atop the homepage and every other page let you search for male, female and trans escorts in varied regions of the country and there’s even an advanced search functionality if you want a deeper dive into the fun on offer.

    Escorts here are listed horizontally, having a title, brief bio, contact details, name, age, and multiple images. You can click on and view these images in slideshow format without actually going to the profile of the escort and that’s a nice trick if I do say so.

    Escort profiles are okay but amateurishly set up in my opinion. They do have a more detailed bio and lots more images than you can find on the main escort category page.

    Quality-wise, I would say the chicks here are just a little better than average. Sure there are pros, but there are also amateurs with faces and asses that are about as attractive as a bag of sand!

The Homepage Is Where It All Begins

    AnnonceLight has a standard and ad-filled homepage design. A light grey background welcomes you and there aren’t many tabs. One tab though lets you register, though you will be required to verify your identity via the link sent to your email and then verify you are who you say you are by giving a valid Danish number for them to send a code to. What a hassle!

    Now, site features on this escorts Danish site are just a little above average, but the way escort profiles are pasted horizontally on the homepage does not sit right with me. Spam is absent and for that, we can give thanks, but the default language is Danish and there’s no means of changing that.

What I Think of AnnonceLight

    AnnonceLight does a good job, but not an excellent one. The site design is dated, escort profiles are dated and stupid in composition and arrangement and language options are lacking. It however comes packed with hotter-than-fire escorts whose rates are affordable enough and who are dying to spread it and brood all the baby gravy we can dish out!

    I would recommend this escorts Danish site, but not very wholeheartedly.