Bakecaincontrii

Bakecaincontrii.com

    When you think about Italy, your first thought is Thank god they invented Pizza. The second one might be that theirs are the only cars that are worthy enough to replace me as your wingman. But the third one if you’re anything like the men I know is to have an obedient, exotic, Italian babe sucking, gagging, and slurping on your dick while you drive around in a Lamborghini. You'd so desperately be trying to keep the car steered correctly but you'll be in the middle of experiencing mini blackouts. Better to just rent a limo and do it in the backseat though I guess.

    Planning to go to Italy? I can promise you; this could help you in crossing off an unimaginable fantasy from the filthy, secret, fetish, Bucket-list you have in your head. But Hey! who am I to judge? I have my own ;). Let me tell you about the Master Baker that had the epiphany to invent the recipe for this ambitious game plan, Bakecaincontrii. Bakecaincontrii is responsible to provide the buns that wrap your sausage. Ready or not, here I cum!

Bye Bakecaincontrii, Or Hey Bakecaincontrii?

    Bakecaincontrii has an assorted menu of fuckable donuts, with delicious-looking pies as well. But much like every bakery, this escort service site has some items on the menu that are like the stale bagels the store gives to homeless people!

    The home page displays Italy’s different cities where escorts are available. Choose your city and you will get redirected to the menu. To say they have a large menu would be an understatement. They have chicks from all over the globe. You’ll notice their first strike immediately; these bitches didn’t even mention their rates! Imagine jerking off with one hand while you try to negotiate prices with them on a phone call. Sheesh! what a boner-killer. If this didn't happen before I bet you would instantly lose that boner when you inevitably scroll down and encounter some nasty twats and milkers. They look quite similar to search results for “Naked Grandmas” on Google Images.

    If asked for a rough estimate I would say the charges vary greatly from €80to €350 per hour. And of course, the euro is more expensive than the American dollar. A decent escort here will cost you more than the states but that was to be expected going in.

Bakecaincontrii Escorts Got Some Great Buns!

    The escorts on this Italian site have Buns of all shapes and sizes, athletic and tight, busty, small, enormous, drooping, non-existent you name it. Escorts here provide Sexual Massages, Prostate Massages, Tantra, Scat, BDSM, Femdom, and Sensual Sex. Book the escort that makes you drool the most and makes the front of your slacks abnormally tight.

    You can use the pull-down menu to choose your gender preference or whether you are looking to swing. There is also another menu to change cities. Lastly, you can also use the search bar for any specific service, person, or ethnicity.

    You’re most likely to find female and trans escorts here. Male escorts are as unlikely to come by as male nannies. The escorts here have very graphic profiles that make you question what’s so secretive about Victoria's secret and the goodies that hide beneath it. The escorts also write their location, phone number, and a description of themselves and the services they offer.

    I noticed something noteworthy, some escort profiles have pictures as hot as onlyfans paid subscriptions. Like this one chick Alice, 19 years old and from Palermo, had pictures comparable to Halsey Slims. Halsey has 763 posts and 17.3k likes. Her posts have given me alarmingly similar effects as Viagra making me rock hard for hours.

    This means you can find some high-end escorts here despite how hard they might be to find. It’s much like looking for gold dust along a river bend downstream. Once you strike gold, however, it’s all about getting down to business as soon as possible.

    It's an Italian website so the text on the site is all displayed in Italian. However, google translate to the rescue will accurately translate the text.

    Overall, I found the number of attractive escorts here is lower than other sites. You might find prettier escorts in a nearby city but that’ll be overkill. Instead, be prepared to sit on your ass for a while until you find a twat worthy to Creampie.

Bakecaincontrii A Loafing Stock

    The site design is decent enough, but the translation from Italian to Your preferred language is unreliable as google translate also makes errors frequently. Good luck to whoever is trying to find an escort that whispers sweet nothings in your ear in the same language as you.

    The top of the site displays pulldown menus, search bars, as well as log-in/sign-up options as well as an option for you to post an ad on the website too, allowing you to sit back while escorts come to you with bids and proposals.

    I would say Bakecaincontrii has average quality escorts in abundance and high-end escorts are much more tedious and time-consuming to search for than I would like. You might get lucky if your city has more high-end escorts than other cities.

What I Think of Bakecaincontrii

    I would say to be prepared to spend more money and time looking at Bakecaincontrii’s offerings. The sheer assortment of buns, donuts, and bagels to tear apart will leave you dumbfounded. Their availability of trans escorts and ability to find couples and swingers outweighs the time commitment and makes it worth a Cumshot.

    Go ahead, no one’s stopping you. But be careful the sight of so many nude women might make you believe you’re on a porn site instead of an escort hiring site. Also, beware of the extremely close-up images of ugly escorts, those could really kill the entire mood.