Beszamolok

Beszamolok.com

    The name of this website sounds so ridiculous I haven’t the vaguest idea. Is it a bakery, is it a gambling website who could tell. Lucky for you I happen to know what it is. Just like its unique name it also has something incredibly unique which I'm sure deprived souls like you are desperate for. I’m sure we’re quite similar, and that you can’t picture a foreign land without also having a foreign mouth on our dicks. Especially when Hungary has extremely hot women!

    So, if you’re planning to stay in Hungary for a while and decide to look for an escort to keep you company, then continue reading! I am about to tell you about a Hungarian escort site where you might just find the perfect escort to keep you up all night! Here’s my Beszamolok.com review.

Beszamolok. Confusing Or Unique?

    I just noticed that the site can be described comprehensively in just two words: confusing and unique. Just like its name!! It has some utterly unique features that will blow your mind and at the same time, the site is just too confusing to run. Especially when all the blood is redirected away from your Brain!

    One of the confusing things about this site is that the escorts here do not list their rates. You either must create an account and buy a premium subscription to view that or you must message the escort. You could either use the website to text them or use the number they share in the ad. What a cheap trick by a site, I’m going to ask you to buy a subscription just so you can check the prices of the Ads. That’s like amazon asking you to buy Prime Membership just so you can view the prices of their products. It’s Absurd!
If asked, I’d say that the escorts here offer one hour of companionship for around USD100-150. That’s quite a lot less than what you pay for in the states.

What’s So Unique About it?

    Before I give away the punchline, let me tell you about the escorts on this site. This Hungarian escort site has a massive selection of female escort ads. You can also find a few Male and Trans escorts too if you’re into that. Just browse the ads and select whichever escort makes your dick throb the most!

    On the right-hand side, you’ll find options to select between Sex Partner and Massages and a few other nerdy options. When you click on those the options expand allowing you to select more specifically which ads you want to see. There’s also a search bar on the top right corner of the website in case you want to search for something specific.
The primary focus here is on female escorts so makes sense that they have the greatest number of ads. Hooray for us because the female escorts also have the most seductive profile pictures. The more the Merrier am I, right?

    You can also select between the different locations and whether you want a city escort or a country/ rural escort. This can allow you to choose escorts based on where you will be staying that night.

    Now the best feature of this site is the reward-based review system. The website has a premium membership which you can either pay for, or you could earn points and bonus days for the premium membership. This has led to so many people leaving ratings and reviews for these escort profiles. Although Google translate does get a few things wrong, you’re easily able to get the gist of it.

    This website also has verified profiles and you need to check whether the escort you are booking has verified her profile. If she hasn’t then you could ask her to video call you for confirmation. If they refuse, then you could ask them to give themselves a colonoscopy on themselves.

     Escort quality is average here, that's because as great as some of their escorts are, others are just ghastly to look at. I also can’t guarantee if the person you book will look the same as her profile, so be sure to check them out.

What A Bizarre Confusing Mess!

     Beszamolok for all its notable features cannot be described as easy to use. The site design is incredibly outdated and it’s a nightmare to navigate through. The options are hidden in very sporadic and random places, so you must play easter hunt with the next option.

    Moreover, the site is originally in Hungarian, and google translate does give a little trouble with the translation. Firstly, I had to manually select the translation option each time I clicked, and it redirected to another page. To make it worse, each time I had to reload the tab multiple times for it to work too.

    There’s also the matter of their premium subscription and the need for you to register to view the most basic information. You will also find that you must register/login to view many other important things too.

    I would say that this site has above-average features, but the requirement to register as well as the old-fashioned site design makes it a bitch to navigate. Luckily, there aren’t any ads or spam.

What I Think of Beszamolok

    I’d say that this is the site for the kind of people who are patient and deliberate with their purchases. If you’re the kind of guy who likes to read multiple customer reviews, like YouTube unboxing and reviewing videos before buying something you’ll find out that this is a wonderful place to do that. There are so many reviews for each escort that you could almost create a psychological profile for them. So, if you’re one of them then go on have a look. This Hungarian escort site has an excellent assortment of cocks, pussies, assholes, mouths for your inevitable ejaculation.