Celibook

Celibook.com

    I never knew there was a book that documented people who practice celibacy, or isn’t that what this URL name means? This is me pronouncing Celi book and Celibate book, trying to find something that connects them together. If only I used this same energy to try pronouncing words with my tongue when trying to have a dripping cunt for brunch, life would have been good.

    Well, this France escort site will explain whatever it is the site name means through the introduction of the belles in the form of escorts on this site.

The Homepage of the Celi Escorts

    I hope celi escorts does not mean celibate escorts though, because it would indeed sound ridiculous. I can’t wait to behold the cunts and titties of the escorts here, my cock and I are so prepared to have fun. Grab a chair and relax with a glass of wine while imagining receiving a lap dance from any belle, imagine your balls jiggling to the bounces of that fat ass while your cock struggles for freedom because it is dying to meet miss coochie who is already drenched in slimy water. Snapback, I hope you haven’t wandered too far.

    The landing page of Celibook looks like a child’s playground. Why am I almost blinded by the color pink? I wonder what was going through the mind of the owner of this site when he/she chose this kind of color Well, let’s go ahead to check the features of the site and see if it’s worth our time.

    The line at the top of the homepage has the logo button, ads button, partner, and FAQ button, as well as a tab that allows you to search for keywords. To the left are categories of options as to what you may want, such as; women, couples, men, shemales, escorts, cougars, lesbians, gays, and many more. Each of these categories listed takes you to a different page that displays the content for the page.

    The center of the page then carries the icon for couples, females, males, and transexuals. A click on any category here shows us what we ordered for. Clicking on the women button shows you a more detailed version and a similar feature to the previous homepage.

    The landing page of celibooks displays the asses of the escorts, each teasing you with either their bare butts or their butts clad in lingeries. Each of the profile thumbnails of these escorts is on display, as well as their name and the category they fall under. There are quite a number of them, but their photos reeks of average quality which I find very disturbing.

    After passing the hurdles of big boobs and cunts, you get to see an ad at the bottom of the page, and finally, the button to load more and more escorts.

The Profiles of the Escorts

    After beholding all that on the homepage of celibook, my cock was eager to see more and know more about the escorts here. I am sure your cock too leaped in excitement. Just so we don’t kill the fun, let’s check out the profiles of these escorts.

    Clicking on the profile thumbnail of an escort permits you to witness all that is going on with that escort, and it is terrible to note that the only thing reasonable in the profiles of these escorts is their contact information.

    There is a little information about these escorts, and you also get a warning, that one should never pay before meeting. Does this mean that one could get scammed by these escorts? Be very careful dudes.

    Some of these escorts also have their social media contacts embedded in their profiles, such as WhatsApp, and Telegram, and also there is a button that allows you to drop a message for your preferred escort.

    The profiles of these escorts are not detailed in any way. It has no personal information, no list of services rendered, no price rate or charge, and it even goes as far as stating that one should be careful not to pay before a meeting.

The Book of Wages

    The celi book of wages is supposed to hold the wages of the escorts here, but it is quite unfortunate that just as there is nothing on the profile of these escorts, there is also no indication of prices or charges which is disappointing. However, there is good news. We can judge or estimate the escort’s rates or charges using the charges of other escort sites in France.

    An estimate of the escort’s rate would be $100. These escorts will not charge below this amount.

What I Thinks of Celibook

    If you really want to satisfy your boner urgently, make sure to halt at the next store, because this site will leave you frustrated. From the shabby design to the very few plain features on this site that are so boring to the profiles of the escort that looks like an uncompleted building because of the information and features it is missing.

    Unless you are just walking by, or you just want to feed your eyes, kindly move on to the next big thing. Above all, the only slightly good thing here is that escorts are of average quality.