Distintas

Distintas.net

    Ever wondered what it would be like to bang in Argentina? Or maybe you're just interested in winning the world cup for cocks. Whatever is the case, on Distintas.net you'll have a lot of booty holes to keep your dick warm. Sex in Argentina is on a whole other level so in this review you'll see just how easy it is to get tight pussies and phenomenal sex in Argentina.

    So yeah you guessed it right. A Distinas review is what I'll give you and should you trash your jerk off lotion in the hopes of getting good tasting pussy here? Well, hang in there a moment while I attempt to do what I do best once again, and that is protect your oh so precious boner from a lower than optimal escort experience. So wanna play great and play tasty? Chill on this review of mine to see if this site is a crappy piece of shit or a pussy gold mine.

How Much Escorts Charge

    On distintas.net, the charge for services isn't specified at all. Which is kind of annoying because having to text every cunt you want to fuck is a whole lot of work. I mean, the fucker on the backend of this site doesn't expect me to negotiate properly with one hand while jacking off with the other? That's some disrespect for urgent boners which happen every now and then.

    I get that railing Spanish pussies is a privilege on its own for some near celibate folks but we can't expect everyone to text each pair of nice tits on this site before deciding which one is most favorable.

    Well, the good thing is that what they lack in price telling, I make up for it with my good experience on these matters of cunt. So what do the kind of Argentinian escorts here charge as their going rates? On average, these babes charge anywhere from 26750 ARS/ 100 USD to 53,500 ARS/ 200 USD for an hour. That brings us to the homepage of this site.

Home Like No Other

    A lot of escort sites fall behind when it comes to the quality of escorts they have and how they present them but when you take a look at Distintas, the cunts and massive titties that welcome you from the home page alone leave you with a wickedly stuff boner. You'll be presented with the likes of Luly Delgado, a 19 year old Argentinian goddess with boobs that makes Mia's look like a pair of testicles. Luly stands at a height of 5.8 feet with massive curves, the kind I bet could make Zeus cum in minutes. Not to even mention her brown eyes that complement her brunette.

    You don't have to worry about some of the escorts being fake because Distintas verifies its top users. And the good thing is, a lot of its users are verified. Not to mention, by the time you go through a single escorts page, you could have cum all over your pervert self. To top it all up, you're given a full briefing on your Escort's grooming, I guess that's perfect for the horny dicks out there that enjoy eating furry kitties.

Rainbow Argentina Could Get Your Balls Bowling

    Well, there's way more to Distintas.net than just hot cunts with tight pussies and breathtaking tits. In fact, like out of a perfect fantasy book, you get to witness goddesses with dicks that probably make yours look like boiled egg yolks.

    I mean who wouldn't love to see a girl jerk off? In the Argentina trans section of the site, you get to see clips of transgender ladies doing things that make you wonder if ever been straight was a criminal offense the gods of cum are trying to punish you for. As if that isn't enough, this site offer an amazing chat feature with an intriguing user interface but if this doesn't work for you and maybe you're having dick issues which need quick pussy attention, you can find the phone numbers of the escorts on their profiles so you could hit them up and have your testicles boiled in some pussy juices in no time.

    Under Rainbow Argentina, you can find goddesses the like of Angeles CID a 25 year old shemale with an amazing body. Her service alone brings a whole new concept to fantasy. They range from orals to footjobs, exotic discipline and many many more. She's the kind of Escort that'll own a place in your heart taking up even more space than your cum in her sweet spot.

    Distintas also has a webcam feature for people who love to sex chat and Jack off to the sound of wet pussies. This definitely doesn't offer the best experience, but having the likes of Lully say “hí" to your every demand could sure be mind-blowing.

    If you were looking for a calm and incredibly simple interface for all your sins in Argentina, then Distinas comes out at the top of the chart with its interface which is pretty easy to use and understand. One of the most lovable features of this site is its light/ dark theme up on the menu side of the navigation bar. There's also an auto-switch feature that automatically switches from light mode to dark mode occasionally just to make sure you don't get tired of taking your dick for a stroll on the site.

    Again, Distintas offers a very detailed map system you can use even while driving to help you locate pussy paradise. It doesn't just show you where an escort's location is, it also gives you a detailed description of the paths you can take to get there quicker than you normally would. You don't wanna get there after you've lost your boner, do you?

    As much as we love to eat asses and fill pussies with semen, we also love beating out meat to the movement of titties and asses on gifs. And the best part about this one is, you can do it without paying a dime. On Distintas, the Escorts get to post as many pictures as they want, building the perfect shrine for its goddesses. Its interface is one similar to Pinterest filled with pictures at the highest qualities which makes the experience way hornier than it should be.

    It also has a XP section where past clients share their experience working with the Escorts which comes in handy if you're avoiding paying for a weird or sloppy sex time.

What I Think About Distintas

    I would say compared to a lot of escort sites out there, distintas is one of the cleanest by far. The way they make users know that they're here to stay is phenomenal. By spending a few seconds on the site, you can tell it's legit. Though the fact that prices per service aren't displayed on the screen is a big turn off, the other services they offer cover up for the little inconvenience.

    So would I suggest this site to some new to the Escort world or an old timer ?
Of course I would. And I'd be sure they'll have the best experience they possibly could.

    If I were to drop a suggestion, I would say they should work on improving their search engine because right now, it's not that good.