EroGuide

EroGuide Review
โ Free
โ Has male, female, and trans escorts
โ Detailed escort profiles
โ Active forum
โ Site design needs a big update
โ No language option
โ Not very user intuitive
Score 74/100
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EroGuide.dk
ย ย Eros was the Greek god of love and Iโm always imagining that little fucker with the tiny wings hidden in a corner ardently fondling himself whenever them Greeks had a little hanky-panky going on in their bedrooms. Not that I can blame Eros much, because them Greeks used to like going at it hammer and tongs and organized orgies with the same alacrity we used to have tea parties!
ย ย But why am I schooling yโall on Eros? Well, because thereโs a Danish escort site named EroGuide.DK that I intend to review right now. It has escort girls, trans escorts, and male escorts, plus a forum and well could be your go-to spot for partaking in all things XXX in Denmark!
ย ย Hereโs my EroGuide.DK review and yes, a name like that puts me in the mood to fuck a hole in my living room drywall!
Take The Money Ye Pussy Owner!
ย ย There are so many hotties on Ero Guide that your pecker sure is gonna have sleepless nights trying to decide which of these to pee cum into! All look clean and sweet, though of course, I need their cum juice in my mouth to certify this alleged sweetness!
ย ย Now, rates are listed on almost every profile here and I will check out a couple. The first is of Alexis. Sheโs 19-years old and easily goddess material. Alexis has a peerless, slim and curvy body and calls herself a courtesan. You can cum on her face and in her mouth, shower with her, feed her your solid snake, rim her and even let her pee on you.
ย ย Condoms are required for all XXX acts though and her rate is 2,400 Krone for an hour of outcall and 4,000 Krone for 2 hours of outcall service and you will have to pay for the taxi that brings her to you and takes her back to her base. 2,400 and 4,000 Krone is equal to $372 and $620 and that seems acceptable for a high-class escort like this teen.
ย ย On the other end of the scale is Grace. Sheโs 24-years old, slim and lightly tattooed, and calls herself a BJ expert. Grace charges 700, 800, and 1,000 Krone for 30, 45, and 60 minutes of fun respectively and that is $108, $124, and $155 respectively.
ย ย So, what you will fork over will vary widely according to the girl and how much she rates herself. Hourly charges range from $130 to $350 and it is up to you to decide if the girl, trans or male escort asking for money like that is worth it.
ย ย And by the way, the rates charged here are almost the same as what you will find in the US. What this means is that the only way you will get cheap escorts on Ero Guide is to fuck them so well they give you a steep discount and pimp you out to their friends so they can taste what you are endowed with!
Escort Profiles On Dear Ero
ย ย On a normal, there are less than 10 escorts Denmark profiles on the EroGuide.DK homepage. To fill the page with escorts, you have to make use of the sorting options at the top. With these, you can fill up the homepage with male, trans, and female escorts in varied locations who offer varied services. These results can be sorted even further using options atop each escort page.
ย ย Now, escort image thumbnails are squarish and small and contain the age, name, and location of the escort, as well as her contact details. Thereโs no indication that profiles are verified, but that cannot be ruled out.
ย ย Escort profiles on this escorts Danish site are equipped with more than sufficient details. This includes an image gallery, a statistics section, hours of work, rates, and an About Us where the escort talks about herself and stuff she loves doing. Some profiles have links that take you to the site forum where site members who have fucked the escort can tell you all about their experiences.
ย ย So, escort quality on EroGuide is above average, but not by much. Supermodel types are plentiful, though there are only a very few male escorts. Trans escorts on the other hand are sufficient in number to rule the world!
Complete, But Not Perfect
ย ย EroGuide is part forum and part escort site and does well with both. The site design is simple and lacking in dazzle or color and there are ads at the top and bottom of the page. User options are varied, with a Danish flag being featured at the top right of every page. This is however not a language option, as clicking it only triggers the opening of a new tab occupied by an XXX forum.
ย ย Now, this escort site is equipped with varied tabs, with the login/register and Forum perhaps being the most important. The latter is where folks gather to review the performances of the girls, male, and trans escorts they picked up from EroGuide.DK and yes, the forum is a very active one. As for registration, that is a free affair requiring a username and a password.
ย ย Overall, EroGuide has a lot of site features, though the lack of language options makes site navigation difficult for non-Danish speakers. Spam is absent, but not ads.
What I Think of EroGuide
ย ย Well, EroGuide takes some getting used to, but on the whole, it is a solid proposition with lots of features waiting to be discovered by the horny and adventurous! It is not for everyone, but it sure offers more goodies than most other escort sites in the country.
ย ย Overall, I would recommend this escorts Denmark site and hope yโall gonna have fun poking into its escorts!