Eroti

Eroti.dk

    Naming this site Eroti can only mean that there are tons of everything that has to do with erotics on this site. Perhaps the site owner has a fetish for things of such, or he just wants every schlong like his to experience what It is like to be in such a world. Can you really guess what the site is about entirely? I guess not until you check out the homepage.

    Eroti should be able to provide your schlong with beautiful escorts from Denmark without a problem. So stay tuned to this review; keep your eyes glued to your screen so you don’t miss out on any dripping cunt.

Erotics Or Fallacy?

    I hope this site lives up to its name and delivers erotic content so my cock can be at peace because I won’t be settling for fallacy, and you shouldn't too. So, let’s get right into the homepage. The homepage of this site looks confusing at first glance, it’s like the confusion that makes you penetrate the asshole instead of the wet cunt.

    There are different categories of what is supposed to be escort categories and services, but instead, what you discover while shuffling through these categories is that it is a domain for sex toy reviews. Well, I know you’re disappointed, but it can’t be so bad. After all, the reviews can be of help if you love to include sex toys while being in the company of an escort.

    Apparently, what this site does is talk about sex toys for women and men, the types suitable for fetishes, and also sex novels alongside other things like anal sex and sex toys guides, etc. There is also a list of the best dealers for these sexy toys in Denmarks, and trust me when I tell you that everything is detailed.

    Of course, you get to know the different types of vibrators, dildos, and masturbation products. The most read topics for men, women, and couples are also displayed.

Are There Butts Here Too?

    I guess it would have been nice to have escorts with big butts and round titties here as well, it is only ideal that there should be since there are sex toys here too. Unfortunately, there is none, so there won’t be any kind of boobs and cunts party here. Just so you don’t rip yourself off erotic fun, why not try out a few experiments?

    Since there are different types of sexy toy products for men, I guess you can grab a tube or more of lube and imagine your hands are your sex toys. To make it fun, why not introduce ice? It’s going to be wild. Slowly go back and forth with your also lubricated hand, just imagining it’s a wet cunt you’re trying to probe.

    Well, you can also decide to get one or a few of these products for a future fun time just in case you have company, if you know what I mean. On this site, there is also a list of brands to choose from. There is also an opportunity for you to become a tester of these products.

    Overall, you get answers to any questions regarding sex toys, read reviews, and get price comparisons, too.

Does This Site Reek of Gold or Filth

    I know you were expecting to find erotic escorts upon your arrival, but unfortunately you got something else. Maybe you are beginning to think this site is a sham, well I guess it’s not. You can find this site on different social media pages, and also look them up on their website.

    So I guess it doesn’t reek of filth then.

A Cent Or None?

    Since this isn’t an escort site, there are no escort rates present. The only thing that involves anything bucks has to be the prices of the sex toys that are for sale on this site. Aside from this, there’s nothing else.

    Well, I’ll let you in on the prices of some of these sex toys. So, the Pussy Masturbator costs about 249 DKK, and this is equivalent to $39. Water based lubricants are also recommended to be bought to aid the easy use of the masturbator, and it costs between $70 and $100.

    Just in case you might be wondering about the rates of escorts in this region since you assumed it to be an escort site, then here you go. On average, escort rates per hour are between 800 and 1200 DKK, and this equates to $115 and $172. On the low end, you can find rates below $100 and about $40 to $50 for about 15 minutes of special or extra services.

    If you are looking for something higher, then you are sure to find rates from $250 per hour and above, depending on the escort and the kind of service you want.

What I Think Of Eroti.dk

    Some of these sex toys are named after porn stars. Apparently, they claim it is made as the body of a porn star; that sounds hilarious because how is silicone or whatever material the toys are made from similar to that of a human? Well, I guess it’s all marketing strategy.

    So, I guess this site isn’t so bad after all.