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Erotic Monkey Review

โœ“ Lots of escort ads
โœ“ Lots of escort reviews
โœ“ Simple and easy to use
โœ˜ Site design could use a tweak
โœ˜ Escort ad's are not detailed enough
โœ˜ Too much of an emphasis on paid membership

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EroticMonkey.ch

Ever heard of Erotic Monkey? All I am gonna say is that I suspect the owner and site admins must be having something romantic and nasty with select hot and spicy members of the ape species! Yeah, because thereโ€™s no way they would give their site a name like this if they werenโ€™t regularly slipping a bit of hard dick into monkey ass and cunt! Anyway, thatโ€™s their business, but perhaps someone better call PETA or something!

Now, Erotic Monkey CH is actually a site that focuses on escorts and escort reviews. Yeah, members go through the trouble of feeling up escorts on the site and fucking the screaming Minnie out of their pussies, before writing about their experiences. I could do that too if I had a lot of time on my hands and a cock that hungers after escort snatch like nothing else in the world!

Hereโ€™s my Escort Monkey review and to be frank it has plenty of monkey business on show!

Fucking Escort Reviews All

In case you didnโ€™t know, not all escorts are the same. Some look a million dollars but will treat you like a leper with a bad dose of crabs, while shuddering with disgust every time you touch them. Others look perfectly ordinary, behave like old friends and act like you both are having sex because you two just got married and want to see what fucking is all about! Yeah, escorts vary, which is why there are a lot of escort review sites out there like Escort Monkey that focus on analyzing the performance of escorts in different cities and letting you judge if they are worthy of being called upon to take your cock in their slit!

Now, the newest ads and escort reviews are right on the Escort Monkey homepage. There are 2,556 pages of escort profiles and reviews overall, containing slightly less than 40k escort ads and reviews, which is nothing to be sneezed at. These profiles and their reviews are arranged vertically, have an image thumbnail, and list the name of the escort, the name of one of the reviewers, and a snapshot of what was said in a review. Most escorts here have multiple reviews.

Time to talk about what these escorts America charge, OK? Camila, a very thicc babe in New York City is described as being very gorgeous and quite good at her line of work. She is a brunette with DD cup titties and a fat ass. Her rates range from $100 and $200 for 30 minutes and an hour of incall work respectively, to $150 to $250 for 30 minutes and an hour respectively for outcalls.

If you are in Texas, Tokyo is willing to take $200 for 60 minutes of incall action and $250 for the same time duration when hired for outcalls. She is young, pert, and tight all over and appears to be in the mood to make a guy jolly for the night.

Missy on the other hand lives in Georgia and is a natural submissive who will happily take $120 and $250 when hired for 30 and 60 minutes respectively. And then thereโ€™s Layla Spencer who considers herself a VIP escort and charges $700 for an hour.

In general, the average escort rate here is $100 for 30 minutes and $200 for an hour. Thatโ€™s essentially what you can expect to pay anywhere else.

American Escort Profiles

Escort profiles on the site look pretty much unremarkable. As have been noted, they contain an image and the name of the escort, plus her location, age range, ethnicity, and a short review text with the date this was added included, plus the number of reviews each escort profile has is helpfully shown.

To the right of the homepage is a very exhaustive list of US cities, with the number of escort profiles in each city listed. New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Atlanta are the cities with the biggest number of escort profiles and reviews on this monkey-fucking site.

When you click on any escort profile, you can expect to see a lot of statistics that mention what she looks like, weighs, and where she lives. Phone numbers are included as well, plus a box in which a very brief bio from the escort herself can be seen. Escort profiles normally sport multiple pictures and these can be browsed through quickly and easily in slideshow format.

As for escort reviews on the site, each escort usually has multiple reviews. But to read these reviews you need to become a premium member and that is not free. Paying for a premium experience lets you access everything on site, enjoy an ad-free and immensely customizable experience, plus much more. For that privilege, you pay $29.95 monthly or $279 for 12 months. Payment by Bitcoin and Etheruem are supported too.

I would say that the escorts on Erotic Monkey are for the most part average. Sure, there are what looks like VIP escorts that charge a kingโ€™s ransom, but most escorts sighted here are perfectly ordinary types that can live next to you and not draw a passing glance. What I am saying is that escort quality is moderate, though you might come across a few that could pass for VIP escorts. Do read their reviews though to confirm that their looks and skills are what you suppose them to be.

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Now, depending on where you are logging in from, Escort Monkey can choose to deny you access to its site. In such cases, you quickly bless the gods that you know what VPN stands for!

The site itself is standard and follows a standard layout. The first time you visit you will be asked to click a box that says you agree to be 18 and to have read the T&Cs. After that, you are left to your own devices.

Now, the site looks as normal as a plate of boiled rice. White is the background color and that along with gray makes up most of the colors seen. The site logo -a cheeky monkey- is at the top left of the page and above it is a Safe Browsing toggle that can be turned on and off as desired. The other side hosts an advanced search bar that lets you search for an escort by their physical appearance, name, phone number, email, state, zip code, distance from a specific locale, services/fetishes performed, and the like.

Tabs include the Blog, Forum, My Account, Erotic Massage, and Log Out. Unfortunately though, accessing any thread in the forum section necessitates your first shelling out for paid membership. Thatโ€™s fucked up in my humble opinion. Anyway, the bottom section has a nice collection of blogs and forum posts with titles like March Madness, Turning Her On, Massage Foreplay, and Petite Dosia Dollface Hosting In Alderwood Mall.

The site has a nice array of site features, but nothing to make you scream with delight, and while easy to browse through is simply too boring to fully engage users.

What I Think of Erotic Monkey

Well, this is one erotic monkey that doesnโ€™t really make me hard or do much to live up to its erotic promise! Much of the goodness of this site can only be unlocked with a paid membership and that to me defeats most of its purpose of being. Sure, I would recommend, but reluctantly.

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EroticMonkey.ch

Ever heard of Erotic Monkey? All I am gonna say is that I suspect the owner and site admins must be having something romantic and nasty with select hot and spicy members of the ape species! Yeah, because thereโ€™s no way they would give their site a name like this if they werenโ€™t regularly slipping a bit of hard dick into monkey ass and cunt! Anyway, thatโ€™s their business, but perhaps someone better call PETA or something!

Now, Erotic Monkey CH is actually a site that focuses on escorts and escort reviews. Yeah, members go through the trouble of feeling up escorts on the site and fucking the screaming Minnie out of their pussies, before writing about their experiences. I could do that too if I had a lot of time on my hands and a cock that hungers after escort snatch like nothing else in the world!

Hereโ€™s my Escort Monkey review and to be frank it has plenty of monkey business on show!

Fucking Escort Reviews All

In case you didnโ€™t know, not all escorts are the same. Some look a million dollars but will treat you like a leper with a bad dose of crabs, while shuddering with disgust every time you touch them. Others look perfectly ordinary, behave like old friends and act like you both are having sex because you two just got married and want to see what fucking is all about! Yeah, escorts vary, which is why there are a lot of escort review sites out there like Escort Monkey that focus on analyzing the performance of escorts in different cities and letting you judge if they are worthy of being called upon to take your cock in their slit!

Now, the newest ads and escort reviews are right on the Escort Monkey homepage. There are 2,556 pages of escort profiles and reviews overall, containing slightly less than 40k escort ads and reviews, which is nothing to be sneezed at. These profiles and their reviews are arranged vertically, have an image thumbnail, and list the name of the escort, the name of one of the reviewers, and a snapshot of what was said in a review. Most escorts here have multiple reviews.

Time to talk about what these escorts America charge, OK? Camila, a very thicc babe in New York City is described as being very gorgeous and quite good at her line of work. She is a brunette with DD cup titties and a fat ass. Her rates range from $100 and $200 for 30 minutes and an hour of incall work respectively, to $150 to $250 for 30 minutes and an hour respectively for outcalls.

If you are in Texas, Tokyo is willing to take $200 for 60 minutes of incall action and $250 for the same time duration when hired for outcalls. She is young, pert, and tight all over and appears to be in the mood to make a guy jolly for the night.

Missy on the other hand lives in Georgia and is a natural submissive who will happily take $120 and $250 when hired for 30 and 60 minutes respectively. And then thereโ€™s Layla Spencer who considers herself a VIP escort and charges $700 for an hour.

In general, the average escort rate here is $100 for 30 minutes and $200 for an hour. Thatโ€™s essentially what you can expect to pay anywhere else.

American Escort Profiles

Escort profiles on the site look pretty much unremarkable. As have been noted, they contain an image and the name of the escort, plus her location, age range, ethnicity, and a short review text with the date this was added included, plus the number of reviews each escort profile has is helpfully shown.

To the right of the homepage is a very exhaustive list of US cities, with the number of escort profiles in each city listed. New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Atlanta are the cities with the biggest number of escort profiles and reviews on this monkey-fucking site.

When you click on any escort profile, you can expect to see a lot of statistics that mention what she looks like, weighs, and where she lives. Phone numbers are included as well, plus a box in which a very brief bio from the escort herself can be seen. Escort profiles normally sport multiple pictures and these can be browsed through quickly and easily in slideshow format.

As for escort reviews on the site, each escort usually has multiple reviews. But to read these reviews you need to become a premium member and that is not free. Paying for a premium experience lets you access everything on site, enjoy an ad-free and immensely customizable experience, plus much more. For that privilege, you pay $29.95 monthly or $279 for 12 months. Payment by Bitcoin and Etheruem are supported too.

I would say that the escorts on Erotic Monkey are for the most part average. Sure, there are what looks like VIP escorts that charge a kingโ€™s ransom, but most escorts sighted here are perfectly ordinary types that can live next to you and not draw a passing glance. What I am saying is that escort quality is moderate, though you might come across a few that could pass for VIP escorts. Do read their reviews though to confirm that their looks and skills are what you suppose them to be.

Erotic Escort Monkeys On The Loose!

Now, depending on where you are logging in from, Escort Monkey can choose to deny you access to its site. In such cases, you quickly bless the gods that you know what VPN stands for!

The site itself is standard and follows a standard layout. The first time you visit you will be asked to click a box that says you agree to be 18 and to have read the T&Cs. After that, you are left to your own devices.

Now, the site looks as normal as a plate of boiled rice. White is the background color and that along with gray makes up most of the colors seen. The site logo -a cheeky monkey- is at the top left of the page and above it is a Safe Browsing toggle that can be turned on and off as desired. The other side hosts an advanced search bar that lets you search for an escort by their physical appearance, name, phone number, email, state, zip code, distance from a specific locale, services/fetishes performed, and the like.

Tabs include the Blog, Forum, My Account, Erotic Massage, and Log Out. Unfortunately though, accessing any thread in the forum section necessitates your first shelling out for paid membership. Thatโ€™s fucked up in my humble opinion. Anyway, the bottom section has a nice collection of blogs and forum posts with titles like March Madness, Turning Her On, Massage Foreplay, and Petite Dosia Dollface Hosting In Alderwood Mall.

The site has a nice array of site features, but nothing to make you scream with delight, and while easy to browse through is simply too boring to fully engage users.

What I Think of Erotic Monkey

Well, this is one erotic monkey that doesnโ€™t really make me hard or do much to live up to its erotic promise! Much of the goodness of this site can only be unlocked with a paid membership and that to me defeats most of its purpose of being. Sure, I would recommend, but reluctantly.

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