Eroticke Privaty

Eroticke-Privaty.cz

    Escort Czech sites tend to have names that are as weird as the sight of your grandparents eating each others’ genitalia in the 69 position! Oh, I’ve let my tongue run away from me again, and perhaps I shouldn’t have made a comparison like that!

    Anyway, one of the more unusually named escort sites -for the English speaker that is- has to be Eroticke Privaty. But then, names don’t make a man, any more than a penis makes a king, or am I confusing my comparisons? No matter. Here’s my Eroticke-Privaty.CZ review and be sure to read it and do a little gleeful weeping where I can see you!

Money For Honeyed Escort Pussy!

    No matter how much a dashing wanker like you can make an escort Czech want it, you still have to pay to spread their legs. Now, escort prices normally vary and are usually a personal decision, with each escort assigning whatever monetary value to her snatch, asshole and body that she feels comfortable with.

    Now, due to reasons, I am unaware of, escorts on Eroticke Privaty do not feel comfortable with putting their rates out there. I frantically searched through dozens of escort Czech profiles for this review and none had a rate listed. That means if you like an escort here, you are supposed to call her up and inquire as to her prices. With prices not being listed, it is possible that you can negotiate rates with an escort, though I wouldn’t bet on that.

    Anyway, it is time to make a guess or two. I would wager that escort rates on this escorts Czech site ranges from $800 to $1200 CZK (35-55 USD) per hour. That's less than double compared to the rates of American escorts and is not so expensive that you go looking for a stone statue at the park that you can fuck in the mouth for free early in the morning!

Catching Up To Prime Pussy

    For the horny, it sure is gonna be very comforting to know that Eroticke Privaty has enough hot girls to drown you in fresh cum juices! The quality looks above average and advanced search tools present on all pages permit searching for escorts by age, region, and physical attribute.

    Profile image thumbnails are okay and list the name and statistics of the escort, plus a very brief bio. These thumbnails are however smaller than I would have preferred.

    Escort profiles contain adequate information and an image gallery that can be browsed through in slideshow format. Also featured are contact details and a map that pinpoints the exact location of any escort, just in case you plan on kidnapping her, you know!

    Now, let’s have a look at a couple of escort profiles. One of these is of Kika, who is perhaps the leggiest girl on the site. She’s so bold that in one of her pictures she can be seen spreading her pussy apart so that you can see what her uterus looks like without having to waste time asking! Kika is 34-years old, but looks a decade younger and appears to be the kind of sex freak you can trust to fuck every bit of Corona out of your system!

    Another profile is of Qiqi. She’s a cute and petite Chinese chick with small but very sweet-looking and gravity-defying boobs that can be mistaken for fresh buns just pulled out of the oven. Her ass is smaller than your mouth and she’s bound to be so small down there that fucking her in the missionary style with her legs above your shoulder will see your cock lubricated by her stomach acid! Anyway, Qiqi says she loves sex, lives near Metro C Square, speaks English, Spanish and Czech, and loves 69 fuckathons, plus oral XXX with protection. What a chick!

Escort Czech Website Impressions

    The Eroticke Privaty website background color is a kind of pink and this looks cool. However, the website design is dated, and there are no language options. Advanced search functionality is present though and this can be activated by clicking the Search button atop the homepage.

    The bottom of the page for its part hosts a small selection of escort sites, plus tags that make no sense when translated into English. And by the way, Czech is the default and only language, though you will come across English words and sentences here and there.

    There are no ads, and site features are average. Navigation is okay and spam mostly absent, though you will find that some escorts appear to have multiple profiles with the same information on them.

What I Think of Eroticke Privaty

    Eroticke Privaty is just there. Think of it like the woman you are married to who just lays there like a log and lets you do it. You almost feel like walking away in disgust, but you keep at it because that’s the only pussy you are allowed access to, on pain of death no less!

    There’s no compelling reason to make this Czech escort site worth a visit. So, I would recommend visiting it only if you are very bored and have nothing better to do than to stare at hot Czech escorts and imagine what they would moan about when you fill their crack with that veined telegram pole in your shorts!