ErotikForum
ErotikForum Review
โ Free
โ Extremely extensive sorting options
โ Loads of escort profiles
โ Very active forum
โ Boring and dated site design
โ Can be difficult to understand
โ A few ad's
โ Enforced membership
Score 80/100
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ย ย Austrians and Europeans in general sure do know how to have fun and are more lighthearted and tolerant in that area. I mean, you can park your car on a busy street, dump an escort on your bonnet and excavate her cunt with every inch of dick at your disposal and these people wonโt bat an eyelid, nor even think about calling the cops on you. Try that in the states and see what happens!
ย ย So, today is the day I check out an Austrian erotic forum that goes by the very obvious name of ErotikForum. It has escort ads, a full-blown forum, and even a live cam section where you can tune in with your favorite pot of Vaseline to watch site members doing their thing.
Hereโs my ErotikForum.at review. Read it and weep in the cumming way!
The Pussy Money
ย ย Of course, the only thing on earth that is guaranteed to spread the legs of the ladies is money and stacks of it! Do keep that in mind when flirting with the innocent-looking sluts on your street!
ย ย Now, prices charged on this escort site in Austria vary widely and that is to be expected. More, prices are not always listed in escort profiles, but thereโs enough of them to judge that the average prices charged here should be more than affordable to fellas from the states who are bored of American-flavored snatch and want to see for themselves how far their dicks needs to be buried in Austrian escort slit to get the owners yelling like banshees!
ย ย If MILFs are our type I can recommend Sheila. Sheโs an excellently preserved 45-year old with massive tits, a tight body, a pretty face, and a pert ass who speaks fluent German and is from Eastern Europe. She doesnโt smoke or drink, nor is she decorated with tattoos. You need to pay a minimum of 40 Euros to hook up with this chick, but be aware that the most extreme thing she will consent to is 69, rimming, and oral sex without a condom. 40 Euros doesnโt sound like much and I have no idea if that money is for ten minutes or ten hours minutes with this babe.
ย ย Sarah is younger and higher-end and charges a minimum of 150 Euros, around $176. Sheโs a very leggy beauty with gravity-defying boobs and a goddess-worthy behind who will fuck you or your girlfriend so long as you can pay what you owe her.
ย ย I havenโt even mentioned Lady Konstance and I do apologize to the dear lady for my explicable stupidity! Lady Konstance is a blonde and gorgeous dominatrix who charges 200 Euros per hour- $235. Sheโs open to vaginal and anal sex, can give you gyno and rectal exams, as well as enemas, would be more than happy to indulge in fisting games, play with your prostrate, torture your cock and act like an adult baby. Just name whatever demeaning stuff you require and she is totally up for the task!
ย ย Now, I would say that charges on this site are well in keeping with whatโs current in the states. For less than a hundred bucks here you are guaranteed of spending some minutes or an hour at least with very good-looking and reasonably skilled escorts Austria. Raise the amount you are willing to pay though and you will unlock boundless possibilities!
Sex-Crazed Forum!
ย ย The Erotik Forum homepage is relatively bare. That means you wonโt be finding any escort profiles there. Instead, these can be accessed by utilizing a few of the main tabs- Ads and Whatโs New. The latter lets you catch up on the newest escort ads and profiles on the site, while the Ads tab is better suited for checking out the entire escort collection on Erotik Forum AT.
ย ย Escort image thumbnails feature a large and colorful image that is often sexy enough to wank to. Text on each profile thumbnail talks about their availability, location, and physical attributes. Tags like Models and Agency are also present.
ย ย Escort profiles when opened up usually have enough details to let you decide as to whether the escort concerned deserves a piece of your cock or not. Lots of hi-res images are the norm, plus location, contact details, business hours, statistics, services rendered, and an About Us. Escort profile ratings and comments are supported, but only for approved members.
ย ย I would say that the escort profiles on this site are good enough, but lack flash and pizzaz. Escort quality is a little bit above average and most girls seem to be experienced and open to sexual acts that would make your favorite neighborhood slut soil her panties in fear!
Forums Getting All Erotic
ย ย You canโt even take a peek at Erotik Forum without registering. Thatโs right, registration is enforced here, and if you donโt want to register thereโs nothing you can see, save for your reflection on your computer screen!
ย ย Registration is free and requires your email, password, and other stuff and takes a couple of minutes at the very least. Then they send off a verification email that you have to click on to gain temporary and restricted membership, before fully opening the site to your perusal once the site admins have checked out all your holes and think you would be a welcome addition to this Sodom and Gomorrah!
ย ย The site design here is simple and not flashy. White is the background color and the homepage has a profusion of ads at the top, a big list of online members at the top right, current posts and topics occupying most of the page, and some escort ads at the bottom of the page.
ย ย You can change the site background color from white to black and switch from the default site language to English using the menu buttons found at the top right. Opting for English will not do you much good though, as lots of stuff here is not translated to that language. Thereโs even a Safe for Work mode next to the language and site background color buttons that are bound to come in handy for those who check out XXX sites like these when they are supposed to be slaving for The Man at work.
ย ย Most of the main tabs on this forum have pull-down menus. These tabs let you check out the forum as deeply and thoroughly as you like, seek out escorts whether independent or contracted to an escort agency, chat with members, watch live cams, and more. Thereโs even a Media tab that hosts 75.4 GB worth of sensitive body part pics.
ย ย Spam is absent, but there are a few ads near the top of the homepage, while site features are many, varied, and extremely useful.
What I Think of ErotikForum
ย ย Well, Erotik Forum does look and feel dated, but it also happens to be one of the most feature-laden forums and escort sites my eyeballs have wandered across in recent memory. If you can get over being forced to register here, then I am sure that Erotik Forum will prove indispensable for your European pussy excavation plans!