Escort.CZ

Escort.cz

    How are you my lovelies? Ready to get an education? Well then, that CZ you see in the title above stands for the Czech Republic and that means the escort site I am reviewing today is sited in that country.

    Ever had a Czech chick all to yourself? How was your pecker afterward? Well, you can tell me all about your experience later, because right now all I want to do is complete this Escort.CZ review, fall asleep on the chest of my busty love interest, and snore like I don't have a care in the world! So, read up and prosper!

Nothing But $$$

    Oh Lordy, there sure is a fine collection of sexy girls over at Escort.CZ! What would I give to marinate a boner in the sweet cunts these chicks are carting around! Plus I better go ask my doctor if it’s okay for them sluts to sit on my face in the wet dream I plan on having tonight, because I have heard that’s a sure route to getting diabetic!

    Anyway, escorts Czech on this site do not list their rates. Like every pertinent information is included in each escort profile, but rates are missing. I guess it’s either that the site is too classy to mention the tacky fact that its girls fuck and cum on random guys for monetary rewards, or that escort work is illegal. So, I did a search and it turns out that prostitution is legal in the country, so I have no idea as to why prices are not listed on this escort Czech site.

    Now, I’m gonna do a little bit of guesswork. I would say that with your tongue-flicking anaconda you should be able to impale most or all sluts on Escort.CZ for around $800 to $1200 CZK (35-55 USD)  per hour and ask them who’s their daddy? That’s the average price of escorts in the country, but it bears remembering that this particular escort site under review is more high class than most and this will be reflected in the price you pay for access to prime snatch. $100 to $250 USD are the going rates for escorts in the United States which is respectively triple then what you would pay for a Premium Czech escort!

    Escorts, Masseurs, BDSM Fuckers, Club Girls, and Incall Sluts On Hand

    Check out the header above. It describes the kind of sluts that are available on this Czech escort site. You can check out each category by clicking the appropriate header on the homepage. There are supposedly 417 escorts, 328 masseurs, 741 incall girls, 30 BDSM practitioners, and 39 erotic club and nightclub chicks on the site at the time of this review and that's not bad.

    Plentiful content sorting options are available within each category page, with an advanced search functionality being included. You can sort and look for escorts near you, those of a certain age, those with certain physical attributes, and more. Unfortunately, it does not appear possible to search for escorts Czech by name and that means you can’t look for that ex of yours who sold you off to organ traffickers or something and stole your yacht! Also at the bottom of each category page are options to sort girls here by cities, or look for escorts in the entire country.

    Now, escort image thumbnails are a little bit larger than normal and the name, age, and location of the escort are displayed. Let’s check out a few.

    One profile is of a slim and supermodel type named Sandra. She’s 28, but has a body that makes you wonder what your cock is doing idle all day when it could be weeping inside her snatch! This blonde beauty offers massage, companionship, striptease, and classic stuff. And by the latter, you can be sure she will kneel and beg for it in all the styles and positions you care to name!

    Amanda on the other hand is younger at 20 years. She’s slim and brown-haired, with a peachy butt that should be served on fine china to appreciative guys like me every morning! She too offers classic fun and companionship and looks like the type to ride you till you are at death’s door from exhaustion!

    Now, let’s analyze the escorts and escort profiles here. On the whole, escorts on Escorts.CZ are above average in quality. Almost all are model types and there’s a good selection of them. Escort profiles too are simple and well set up, with not so much information on them that you feel you are being drowned alive. Profiles usually have multiple average quality images, a Mail link that lets you directly reach these escorts via Google Mail, and a Map link that shows the precise location of these escorts.

    The only thing I don’t like here is that bios are too brief and are mostly not in English. But then this is a Czech escort site, so what else should I expect. Also, pictures are all that’s present in each escort profile, with no videos to be seen. That sucks because there’s nothing better than wanking to free escort videos, but don’t tell anyone I said that!

Going Home Horny

    The Escort.CZ homepage just like everything else about the site is a study in simplicity. It is classy and well-designed, with a background color of white and escort categories decorating most of it. At the bottom of the homepage is a selection of options that takes you to different categories of sluts on the site, as well as a small list of escort-oriented websites.

    The top of the homepage is decorated with a header that has an image of a beautiful lady in sexy wear and she looks the type to carefully incubate your baby gravy! The far-left portion of this header hosts the site logo, while the top right has Directory, Girls, and Join Us tabs. You can join up and become a member of this august site, but it is a complicated process and not for free. Spam, ads, and the like are absent, while site features are adequate.

What I Think of Escort.CZ

    I love the immense simplicity and goodness of this escort site Czech. Escorts and bad girls are plentiful here and the site has enough user options to make your visit a rewarding one.

    For sure I would recommend Escort Cz and hope they reward me for my stamp of approval with a slim Czech chick or two who wants nothing more than to expand her gullet with the aid of my eager truncheon!