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Escort46.dk

    You remember the big bang theory from school and how that a big bang gave life to earth. Well, if you ever get the chance to ram a past menopause pussy, one that’s up to 46 and more, then bang it big, give it some deep digging and end it with a cumshot that’ll revive those sleeping ovaries! We know the milfs deserve some milk, but if you are like me, then they’ll have to milk it out themselves, take some backshots, and show some experience in escorting my woody to the realms of solace!

    Well, so much for the big bang theory. I’ll chill for a moment so I can dish out this review of the escort site called escort46.dk. This Denmark site is not a sanctum of past menopause pussies by the way, so we can stick our swords in our sheaths for now and not use the big bang right away. I’m itching to pin down this escort46 review, so let’s get on with it already so you can go plug that cock of yours in some thots!

Crown that cunt with some Krones

    You sure as hell should expect that getting the services of any of the Denmark queens on this escort site will require that you crown these alluring cunts with Denmark Krones. Yeah, Krones are the crowns that sit so well on the heads of these queens.

    So there’s Daiana, a 28-year-old ebony with really amazing ass cheeks that could send a flood of cum gushing out of your woody for just gazing at them. Daiana’s list of services is as full as a slit filled to overflowing with warm loads of cum. She is available for outcalls and charges DKK1500 for 1 hour, which is about $201 at the current exchange rate.

    Anna is has a cute ass and just perfectly sized tits, she’s willing to be a daddy’s little girl and offers full services. Her rates are set at DKK1200 (or $161) for 30 minutes and DKK200 (or $267) for 1 hour.

    In general, while only a few escorts on this site make it a point to list their prices, the few that I came across have their rates set at those similar to what escorts charge in the states. So, while you may find escorts for a lower price on this site and even those that charge pretty high rates, the average price for escort services here sits at about $150 to $300 for 1 hour.

46 escort Profiles and counting

    Escort46.dk is downright ready for business and show from their homepage they understand so well that you shouldn’t have to rattle through a pile of buttons and texts to get to escort pussies. For this reason, escort profile thumbnails are readily presented on the homepage, and filtered search tag buttons to help you navigate your way through.

    Now, over to what escort profile thumbnails look like. Escort profile thumbnails on this site are stacked vertically with moderately sized picture thumbnails to the left. Profile thumbnails begin with the escort’s name, a short note describing the escort, and a quick summary showing the escort’s age, gender, height, territory, nationality, chest size, and weight. Yeah, weight fellas, weighty asses for a schlong like the one raging in my pants now.

    Opening an escort’s profile presents a full paged view of the escort’s details. You’ll find the escort's photos, followed by a self-description note. You want to look in this note for an escort’s prices, hopefully it will be as easy as shoving your schlong up a massive asshole.

    Meanwhile, profiles vary for different categories of escorts. Escorts with boost or premium badges generally do not have any prices or telephone numbers displayed on their profile pages. Well, they can still be contacted via the send a message button. Clicking this button redirects you to the escort’s profile on the site sexy₋daters.com, and you’ll need to sign up here to reach them. What a long road to dick salvation! On the other hand, regular escorts have their telephone numbers, prices, and a send a message button that allows you to chat them up via the escort46 chat feature.

    Well, the escort profiles here don’t follow a consistent pattern, some are detailed, and others are just shabby. The overall feel is just confusing. Jerking off to these asses is a far better alternative to getting lost in their stockpile of confusing profiles!

Escort me home

    The homepage of this site has a navy blue background, with text written in white fonts. There is an ad space at the top of this page. Below this ad space are the create ad, free porn, and sign-in buttons. Next to these buttons at the extreme right corner is a dropdown menu that presents a list of countries where this site's escort service is operational.

    Shortly following this is a row of dropdown menu buttons labeled regions, cities, nationalities, and services. If you are looking to do a filtered search with ease then these buttons should come in handy. Also, to the right of these buttons is a search button, and below this is a whole row of other difficult-to-notice buttons in mini fonts. Scroll down, and you’ll find an array of escort profiles, a show more button, and then a lot of information about Danish escorts and escort46. Well, a rock-hard schlong like mine won’t wait this long to go through stories. Get me to some pussies already please!

What I think about escort46

    If you are not an office clerk that can spend the next couple hours raking through piles of scantily dressed pussy profiles, then take your rod elsewhere.