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Escort69 Review
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Score 66/100
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Escort69.lu
The best way to live the life of a king is to act and get down like a king, but what is a king without a queen available to worship you and your manhood strong enough to wage war on the Ottoman Empire? Welcome to Luxembourg, the land of green fields and sweet escorts. Looking for the best place to hire one?
Just in time, Iโm about to tell the boys down at the horny community about a site called escort69.lu. Iโll be going over the basic details you need to know, from the hoes to how amazing they are. Anyways, hereโs my Escort69 review.
Piled up Hoes for the Bros
ย ย The first thing I notice when I visit an escort site in Luxembourg is the front page, duh. Instead of running through to the inner pages and hiring the hoes, I like to take my time and look around, escort69.lu isnโt an exemption.
The first thing youโll notice is the list of hoes on one side, showing their name, picture, post date and premium tag. And when you check the other side, youโll see the navigating options like categories, cities, and other shits on the header. Good job to them, not a bad way to make things easy for us.
So what else do I like? A lot of things, one of the main things worth mentioning is the effort the escorts on escort69 put into their descriptions, itโs detailed, and well structuredโฆ although the absence of their price and rates seem funny to me. But hey, they got a review section to let you know about the escort you are looking to hire.
Spare cash for a spare cunt
ย ย I took a deep dive into these hoes, took my little jon for a ride and I tell ya, the qualities arenโt bad at all. For example, Charlotte is a brunette escort with amazing tits and tats and a nice backside to go with it. She looks like she can ride you like the camels of Morrocco and still let you take a break in between.
Need more info? Check out Lana. An ebony premium escort with smooth skin and C-cups, sheโs capable of sucking the liquid content off your body, giving you hiccups. But once again, she doesnโt have her prices listed. Although they have their contact details listed for checking in and negotiations but I think thatโs a long journey.
But if you are willing to go down this road, I reckon these hoes might cost you as low as 200 Euros per hour, and the fact that some of them are premium, expect to pay more.
Deluxe Cunts are best enjoyed raw
ย ย โฆ says no one ever, but itโs the truth. Anyways fuck that, letโs get into something more serious, a red flag I found. There are ratings but I couldnโt find where to read the reviewsโฆ funny right? Yep, thatโs a deal breaker for me. Looks fishy like something that was placed right there by someone on the backendโฆ hmmm.
What I think about Escort69.lu
There is a thin line between original and fake, real and suspicious and I think that little red flag puts me on the edge. Sure it might be nothing for some of you and you can go ahead, but down to me, I donโt think escort69 should take any of your sweet time. Keep Jon in your pants.