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    When you think of going to Italy, it’ll probably be for the food, to marvel at the Roman architecture, or any other dumb reason. The only reason to go to Italy that people like you and I approve of is if you intend on spending at least one night with a perfectly shaped Italian babe, riding you like no tomorrow while she feeds you a slice of heavenly pizza and pours an expensive bottle of sparkling wine right down your throat!

    If you’re planning to stay in Italy, I don’t care where you are staying. You could do it too. So let me tell you about an Italian escort site where you’ll find escorts willing to do anything and everything to satisfy you and your cock! Here’s my take on Escortforumit. xxx.

Escortforumit. Cop it? Or Drop it!

    There are some amazing qualities of Escortforumit that will make you fall in love, but at the same time some of its quirks can drive you so crazy you’ll want to start punching your own balls!

    One of its quirks is that the site is in Italian, but doesn’t google translate usually take care of it? Well, Kinda. The text displayed on the website gets translated to any language of your preference, but there are huge ass ads that are written in Italian. Now the profiles of the escorts are amazing, but they look very similar to the ads. So, every time you think you’re clicking on an escort profile, you might just get redirected to an ad site. While your blood gets redirected to everywhere else except your dick.

    Now, if you want to wrestle with these baddies, it’ll cost around €150 to €250 per hour. That’ll run you close to $170 to $280 for all you Americans bad at math. That’s right your boy got your back.

Escortforumit. Gotta Cop it!

    Now don’t get me wrong Escortforumit. has a lot going for it too! Escorts here look and probably taste delicious. Since there are verified profiles as well, you're sure to get exactly what you ordered. You also get to see how professional an escort is by seeing how to organize their profiles. Depending on each escort they can decide whether to mention what all are they willing to do as well as how hard you’ll need it to make it rain. On most profiles, you’ll also find how many times this escort has worked in the past year and her entire career. YIKES!!!

    Now their profiles also include extremely provocative pictures and videos that are extremely hard to resist. You’ll want to check every single girl out. Just one piece of advice: Open each profile in a different tab, because the site somewhat glitches and doesn’t go back to the previous tab, but more on that later. When you do see the profiles you’ll have a hard time choosing which one to Netflix and Chill with. And again the rates are extremely affordable for such amazing escorts.

    Now let’s come to one of the best parts of this website. It has so many ridiculous search options!!!!! New Escorts, Independent Escorts, Live Cams, City Tours, Video, Travel Girls, Instant, Sugar Dating, Reviews, Forum, Virtual Services, Near, Last Comments, Small Ads, Latest Activities, Rate the Photo, Top 10, International. They have made it so fucking easy, quick, and efficient website to find your perfect companion for the night.

    So basically, you get Great Verified Escorts at an Affordable Hourly Rate and I won’t have to spend so much time finding “The One”. Where do I Sign Right!?? Well not really, because as great are the reasons to cop it, the reasons to not are equally great.

Escortforumit. Gotta Drop It?

    For all its glory Escortforumit. cannot be called user-friendly. The features of this site are lovely but that’s where it ends. There are so many ads on the page and are often indistinguishable from the profiles. Getting redirected to such obscene websites will make your skin crawl.

    Then there’s the problem of the Back Button on Chrome: each time you click on the profile the website doesn’t go back to displaying you all the profiles you were just looking at. These glitches seem like such an annoyance, but trust me when you’re getting hard just thinking about the night you will get to have after you finally book! This annoyance will be such a major turn-off.

    A lot of escorts’ profiles mention that the number of visits they have successfully completed by now. Similar to when car companies talk sales numbers and say this car was driven by 15 Million US citizens till now. Well, it’s like that except it's ridden and not driven by. Now, I don’t know about you but I really don’t want to find out about that, TMI you know. After seeing such a ridiculously high number of visits they have completed I got kinda grossed out. These girls are having 6 figure successful visits, I gotta respect the hustle but Girl I ain't going near that!!

What I Think of EscortForumit

    The Incredible selection of their escorts is amazing. They also are amazing prices and mention their rates in a very professional manner. However, The site navigation is so poor because of the Glitches, Bugs, and the most annoying Ads that I Would drop.

    But if you are on a budget and still want a good experience I would still recommend you to check out Escortforumit. It might turn out that I am more impatient than you lot.