Escortify NZ

Escortify.co.nz

    Ah so many reasons to visit New Zealand, there are the zoos, the canyon swing, Mountain biking trails, the lakes to fish in. God, I love New Zealand. I have fond childhood memories of when I was on vacation here. I plan to go back someday soon, this time equipped with the knowledge that I'm just about to tell you about. 

    There is just one thing missing that would completely enrich your trip to New Zealand. Having a personal whore around to fuck whenever and wherever and, however you like. Take her to a public place and have her grope you in a restaurant, have her tied up and gagged on the bed begging you to fuck her.

    If you plan to head to New Zealand then drop whatever you're doing and read this. I’m about to tell you about an exceptional escort site where you might just find the escort that’s willing to bring your dirtiest fantasy alive! Here’s my Escortify.co.nz review.

Escortify. Ecstatic Experience? Or An Embarrassing one!

    Well, I'm happy to report that this site is majorly an ecstatic experience with a few slightly annoying quirks. It does have exceptional escorts and they are bound to blow your mind.

    One of the great things about this site is that the escorts here mention their rates. Yes, that’s the dream!! Escorts rarely ever mention their rates and you usually just have to sit there with a raging boner in your pants trying to negotiate and come to an agreement between how much you think fucking her is worth and what she thinks. Ugh!

    If asked, I’d feel comfortable saying you can book an escort from anywhere between USD 160-250 per hour of companionship. I noticed escorts charging higher and lower than this too though so you gotta comb through the ads to find one that suits you.

Escorts For Everyone!

    I really hope you got what an ingenious pun that is. I want you to get this joke and appreciate how funny I am lol. And I realize if I explain it, I'll ruin it myself so I'll give you a hint. What tagline does a popular company that rhymes with escortify have? Almost got it! Ah well thank you, it just hit me you know, hehe (Spotify’s tagline is music for everyone you single-minded freaks;). Anyway, I'm just an appreciation seeker but do you know who actually deserves some of your appreciation and attention? Escortify! You can find any kind of escort you want here, be it Male, Female, or Trans. You can even search specifically for sensual massages if that’s more your jam. Just promise me you’ll have a good look before you book an escort, okay? I want you to get the biggest bang for your buck!

    You’ll find multiple options to choose from in the main taskbar along the top. You can select between any of these options or you could use the search option. Clicking on it will redirect you to another page where you’ll get multiple search filters you can input. I’d recommend don’t put too many filters in because then you’ll not get any search results. But you can search for any random criteria too like blonde, Asian, or Footjob, etc. But more on this feature later.

    The primary focus here is also on the female escorts. So, you’ll be missing out on looking at very hot women wearing very little and posing in positions that are meant to seduce you. It’s like having women fight over your attention and use their bodies to win. Uh, I love it. Of course, only the truly beautiful and worthy get chosen.

    Surprise! You won’t get surprised when random people show up looking for you where you were supposed to meet your escort. You also won’t get surprised when the escort arrives but she looks identical and not quite like the pictures. Well lucky for you Escortify also has verified profiles where you won’t be surprised like this.

    Now the profiles also have a ton of information besides the revealing pictures and videos. It includes a short description written by the escort along with her weight, height, age, nationality, hair color, body type, and other things. There’s also a section dedicated to all the services she’s willing to do. They also mention the prices or extra charges in brackets.

    I enjoy browsing through escort ads at escortify far more than other sites because they make it easy to narrow down the results and also make the process very easy. There are all kinds of useful information like rate, location age, and their sexiest picture right on the profile thumbnail. This can help you make such fast decisions about that profile. So, you’ll have an escort join you in bed as soon as possible. Also, it seems like the kiwis have a thing for Asians because they have a special filter to choose between Asians or non- Asians. Kiwis and Non- kiwis made much more sense but nope.

    Lastly, I also love the fact that the site is in English! Yes, the default language of this site is English so you won’t have to get the dumb google and hilarious google translations or be stuck trying to figure out what everything means if you’re that desperate.

Easy But Not So Easy Women

    Let me explain what I mean here. I find that the escorts here thought beautiful ordinary beautiful and extraordinary women. And the search filters although great, are not situated on the main site and are instead on another redirected webpage. Why not just incorporate it into the listings section itself. Make it easy for us to find our girl of the night.

    I have another gripe with the number of escorts they have. I mean I used the search filters to search for a 21-year-old slim girl in all of Auckland and it only got me like 7 results. Get some more girls it’s getting kinda lonely in here.

    I also have a small issue with the fact that the escort profiles here do not have any customer reviews. Seems like the kinda thing an amazing site like this should definitely have. The site does have all the great features and all necessary ones along with no spam or ads.

What I Think of Escortify

    Highly Recommended!! I love so many things about this site. The fact that the escorts are affordable here, pretty here, easy to find, and their profiles are so detailed that I can just skip to the good part and get my mind blown. I feel the site features are extremely useful and make it a top contender amongst all the escort sites I've reviewed.

    So go on and try it out, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain here. Just remember to put in a good word for me when you call out for God during your magical sessions.