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    If you paid enough, most escorts would gladly let you put your cock in their nose. Better not let such an opportunity pass you by without pissing enough cum up their sinus to coat their brain matter with enough jism to dye it white!

    Where am I going with this? Well, there’s a French escort site I intend reviewing today and it has the crazily appealing name of Escorts69. I dare you to say that name out loud without your mind painting an image of a couple of nude escorts in the 69 position and you standing over them wondering where best to put it in! Here’s my Escorts69.fr review.

Have Some Money, Have Some Escorts

    Are escorts addicted to money? They could be, but I am yet to see someone willing to swear to that on a stack of bibles!

    What I do know is that escorts almost never give it up for free. Even if you were to hook up with an escort on her birthday and she just happened to have won the Euro Millions lottery, she would still want you to pay to stick it in. Be a good boy and pay up and then show her pussy a little bit of hell with the sharpened end of your oak tree woody!

    Now, Escorts69 has over 600 trans escorts, as well as 19 female escorts and 2 male escorts. I am not really interested in swinging dicks and so will focus on those escorts with pussies, rather than those who happen to have oak tree woodies you could choke a hippo with!

    So, a 27-year old Latina female escort called Angelique wants to gobble up your boner and let you put your fire hose in her asshole or cunt for the princely price of 150 Euros per 30 minutes and 250 Euros per hour. Outcalls are priced at 400 Euros per hour and for that kind of money, she better know how to piss chilled Pepsi straight from her urethra and into my mouth! 150, 250 and 400 Euros equals $170, $283 and $453.

    Another escort who calls herself Pamela and lives in Toulouse charges 80, 100, and 150 Euros for 20 minutes, 30 minutes, and an hour respectively. That’s like $90, $113, and $170 respectively. There does not seem to be anything she is not willing to do, including fellatio and anal excavations.

    The average escort rate per hour here is from $200 to $250. But that is only for standard escorts. There are many premium escorts here, almost all of the trans variety and they will undoubtedly demand more money before they can hand over their trumpet for you to blow on! $200-$250 is pretty much the same as what escorts in the US charge, so that’s good.

Escorts For A Premium

    Well, Escorts69 is one weird fucker. See, on the main page, the escort image thumbnails of premium escorts are all colorful and pleasing. They even have back and forth buttons that let you browse from image to image without having to visit an escort profile page.

    However, the profile image thumbnails of escorts who do not fall into the premium category are as barebones as the skull of an ancient monk! They contain one or more lines listing the name and location of the escort and if you aren’t really looking you might think these are just random words that somehow made it to the main escort page.

    And even worse, only the premium escorts have images of any sort on their profile pages. Yes, the reason there are no images on the image profile thumbnails of the regular type of escorts here is that these escorts lack images of any sort in their profile pages. That means you have to read what’s in their profile page to get an idea of how they look and how they might perform in bed. There’s usually enough details in escort profile pages for you to make this kind of conclusion though.

    Comments on escort profile pages are supported and for this, you need just your email. Escorts by the large are of average quality and there aren’t enough premium escorts to make a difference.

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    Joyless. That is the perfect description of the kind of person who put together this escorts site. The site design is standard and minimalistic and there are both tabs and pull-down menus that make it easy to choose from escorts of all sex in different French cities.

    Site features are average or below and there are no ads or spam. A search bar is featured and I can’t think why since it lacks advanced search functionalities and its job is more than adequately performed by the multiple tabs and pull-down menus in evidence.

    French is the default site language, but there are a few escort profiles written in English. And there’s little color in evidence, with the image profile thumbnails of premium escorts providing all of this.

What I Think of Escorts69

    Well, I can’t see Escorts69 being of much use to anyone who is uninterested in premium trans escorts. And even if you are, there are much better sites to book these kinds of escorts from.

    I can find little to no reason to recommend this escorts French site. So, keep clear, and let’s keep looking for more serious sites that deserve our unrelenting attention.