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EscortsAffair Review

โœ“ Free
โœ“ Loads of massage parlor reviews
โœ“ Easy to use
โœ˜ Too few escort ads
โœ˜ Site design is a joke
โœ˜ Escort ads are all identical and often sparse in detail
โœ˜ Most escort ads look fake

Score 34/100

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Here we are today joined together like kissing cousins to talk about something very dear to our naughty minds- escorts! Escorts are among the greatest gifts the gods gave to mankind and these folks have the power to transport their clientele to paradise and keep them there till their brains have leaked out of their cocks to such an extent that urgent medical intervention might be required!

Yeah, escorts are precious, sweet, edible to the last inch, and just what the doctor ordered for those interested in cumming mightily with some regularity! Today I will be doing another escort site review. This site focuses on escorts in the US and is called EscortsAffair.com. Tune in for my Escorts Affair review and book an escort later to show your woody the depth of your love and concern for it!

Escorts And More Getting Money

Money is what moves the world and what makes escorts more than willing to treat you like a king and let you fuck their ear canal if you can get your woody to fit! With that being the case, I think it is time to go see what escorts on this American escort site charge to get down with you in ways your mama certainly would not approve!

So, after going through plenty of escort ads here, it turns out that escorts on EscortsAffair do not make an effort to list their rates. That is a common tactic, but frustrating all the same. Escorts do that so you can call and negotiate rates with them and this has pros and cons for both sides.

With no rates seen on the site, I think we can get away with saying that these girls charge the going national rate. That is like $100-$150 per hour, though you can pay much less if you book for half an hour, fifteen or ten minutes. But it better not get out that you are done fucking an escort in ten minutes, as you should ideally book these ladies for an hour minimum and show their cunts that you are to be feared and mean business!

A Profile Of Beauty

Escort profiles are usually a thing of beauty. But not on EscortsAffair!

See, this site hosts escort ads from most of the world, with North America being the focus. You get the usual list of American states and cities on the homepage and you can click on these to go to escorts in particular states and cities.

The issue, however, is that ads in each state and city posted on the site are essentially the same. In fact, ads in all countries here, from America to Korea and Malaysia are identical. There are not all that many of these ads and the details contained in each, plus how they are written is often sub-par.

Most ads contain images that can be clicked on and browsed in slideshow format, plus phone numbers and email details. One was of a blonde-haired goddess who called herself Auburn and was 22-years old. She has three photos on her profile, promises the ultimate GFE experience, and does not list her contact, rates, or availability details. There was a link on her profile that I clicked on which my anti-virus software shot down before it could finish loading. I guess she might be a sort of honey trap.

Next up is Rose from Indianapolis who is 24, very busty, bootylicious, and pretty. She offers both incalls and outcalls, has a creamy pussy she is rightly proud of, and is down for stuff like anal sex and 69. And yeah, her phone number is listed and I just might be calling her soon!

Then thereโ€™s Kerry, a leggy and sunny 23-year old blonde who says her husband is not at home and her cunts need servicing! Both her phone number and email are listed and she is apparently looking for friends with benefits who need her tight pussy gripping the length of their shaft like it has no intention of letting go in this lifetime!

Escort ads on this escort side America are from both independent escorts and agencies, with all kinds of stuff being advertised. Still, these ads are not very well written and I have a bad feeling that the images on most of them are fake, or at least misleading. As for escort quality, I would say it is average or below that.

Starkly Functional Homepage

I have seen some stark homepages in my life, but I think the one on EscortsAffair takes the cake and then some! It has an all-white background and is mostly filled with a list of countries, with text lower down telling you how the site works and how to make the best use of it.

Supported countries here include the US and Canada, plus the UK, Australia, and a few Asian nations. Options at the top right of the page let you post on an ad or download the EscortsAffair mobile app. On the far left is a pull-down menu that lets you sign in or login. Signing up is free and all you need is an email and password. Similarly, posting ads is free.

Did I say something was stark? Oh yeah, I was talking about the EscortsAffair homepage. It sure is stark and needs updates like yesterday. Site features are so meager as to be shocking and while there are no non-escort ads per se, spam is very plentiful with identical escort ads appearing in all states and cities posted on the site.

Browsing is quick, but the way escort ad thumbnails are arranged, plus the kind of text on them quickly gets you wearied. And do be careful of whatever link you see on the escort profiles here, as clicking on them can be a good way of losing your computer to malware or virus.

What I Think of EscortsAffair

I get paid to think, right? Well then I simply do not know why the EscortsAffair site is still up and nothing in this world will convince me to make a repeat visit. Ignore this shitstorm please and take your cock elsewhere.

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