EscortSexe

EscortSexe.net

    Should you ever find yourself in France and need to put your boner into the kind of hole that’s made for it, do not doubt that you will be able to find an escort of any sex to perform what is required. Yes, the country is filled with escorts and escort sites, and keeping track of them is a chore.
The French escort site up for review today is EscortSexe. The name is not the most imaginative, but it will do. Here’s my EscortSexe.net review and it’s nasty enough wank to!

Beautiful Escorts Cometh!

    Ever made an escort cum? If so, you would be perfectly justified in asking for your money back, or at least requesting that she pay you for the experience! Yeah, according to law, you can’t fuck them and make them cum without getting monetarily rewarded for the experience! Right?

    Now that we are on the subject of money, let’s talk about what the escorts on this escorts France site take to let you choke them with your meat. Sadly, most of the escorts on EscortSexe don’t list their rates. That means you have to call them up and ask what the going price is whenever you want to rent their cunts or asshole for an hour or so and fully intend tearing either hole apart like you paid good money for it!

    There are a few escort profiles with the rates listed and one of these was of a very leggy and really beautiful chick called Brunella. She’s a 27-year old Argentinian who lives in Paris. She does look extremely innocent, but is quite willing to perform BJs, give you a massage and let you fuck her in the ass, cunt, and between her pair of medium-sized and marvelously upstanding tits. Brunella won’t swallow your cum though and that is for the best, just in case your semen goes from her throat to her ovaries and gets her pregnant!

    This oval-faced goddess takes 150, 200, and 400 Euros for 30 minutes, an hour, and 2 hours of her time respectively and that applies for incalls only. 150, 200, and 400 Euros at the current rate of exchange equals $169, $226, and $452. Outcalls are charged at 400 Euros per hour and her spending the night will set you back 1,500 Euros. 400 and 1,500 Euros equals $452 and $1,697 respectively.

    Another profile is of a thicc 31-year old black MILF who looks older than her stated age. She says her name is Kathy and there does not seem to be anything that she won’t do. This French escort is into prostate massages, penetrative anal sex, face sitting, 69 XXX, and golden showers.

    Getting in her ass will cost you 400 Euros, while 30 minutes and an hour spent at her place will set you back 150 and 200 Euros respectively. An all-night romp with this chick is priced at 1,200 Euros. So, 400, 150, 200 and 1,200 Euros at current exchange rates equals $452, $170, $226 and $1,358 respectively.

    On the whole, I would say that escort rates on EscortSexe.net are quite competitive with what you get in the states. The average rate per hour here is less than $200 and that’s sweet.

Escorts Of All Sex

     EscortSexe has all kinds of escorts to make sating all tastes as easy as possible. There are trans escorts, female escorts, male escorts, masseurs, VIP escorts, and more.

    Accessing these different kinds of escorts is as easy as clicking the appropriate tab. Also featured are sorting options that let you look for escorts of any sex by region and city. A search bar is provided, but this can only be used to search for escorts by name and lacks advanced search functionalities.

    Escort profile thumbnails on this escort France site are listed vertically. These thumbnails have small text that tells you something about the escort and her location. Most escorts France here have their photos and phone numbers verified and how this was accomplished is a tale I would very much love to hear about.

    Now, when clicked, escort profile thumbnails can be found to contain a more than acceptable level of detail. Featured are multiple hi-res images, plus text telling you all about the escort and what she likes to do with naked and horny men like yourself.

    As for escort quality, that is average at best, though there a few escorts like the aforementioned Brunella who merit a VIP tag.

A Site For Amateurs

     EscortSexe.net to put it mildly has a horrible homepage and website design. Sure it is easy to go here and there looking for this and that French sluts, but the site looks dated and the colors in use lend it an amateurish air it could do without.

    And for some reason, the site itself does not fill up all space on your PC screen. Instead, there’s space at the right and left that allows a good view of what has to be a leafy, modern city.

    Site features are okay, and there are no ads or spam to be seen. The default site language is French and you can change this as easily as you can grow a second cock from your navel!

What I Think of EscortSexe

    If you are okay with an okay escort site, then EscortSexe should serve. But should you need more than that, there are other escort sites in the city that will deliver a higher grade of service and escorts. Plus the site design of these other escorts sites probably will not make you long to pour undiluted bleach into your eyes!

    I can’t see myself recommending EscortSexe, and it has nothing to do with the fact that its trans escorts have oak tree woodies bigger than mine!