Eskort18

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    I lost my virginity when I was 18. I cried because it seemed my world had come to an end. The bitchy cunt that stripped my senses of its virgin estate was so tight and fucken wet, I wept on some days and wanked to the thought of that ass on other days. I was escorted to an 18 plus experience when I was barely at the threshold of being called legal. Now, many years after, I weep in the deepest parts of my heart wondering why I never made the fullest use of that opportunity to ram the living hell out of that cunt. I mean ram it till the whole world experiences an earthquake from the bouncing of those tits and banging motions of my dick splitting that slit that took my virginity in half!

    Well, my opportunity is no more, but here’s your chance to make the world a better place with a bit more cum contributed to the ecosystem. Here’s your chance to get escorted to an 18 plus experience, thanks to the escort site called eskort18.net. Who knows? Just maybe you bang the cunts so good that your ramming will tip the scale and get things in shape so we won’t need to bother about a depleting ozone layer anymore. The universe awaits you already, devour this eskort18 review savage boner!

Eskort Or Escort, Prices Remain Prices

    Eskort18 escorts and their prices? Well, these Swedish cunts are pretty much not the type to escort you to an 18 plus experience for smiles and thank yous. Experiences and expenditure sound similar right, let’s say the creators of English knew this day would come.
So there’s Nicole with perfect and natural melon tits. She’s up for everything virtual including camshows, phone sex, pictures,and video clips. Her rates are SEK 550/ 51 USD for a 10 minute camshow, SEK 300/ 28 USD for 10 minutes of phone sex.

    There’s also Lola, whose ass is so soft you could mistake it for freshly baked bread. Lola’s services include cam shows, phone sex, picture and video sex chats. She charges SEK 450/ 42 USD for a 10 minute camshow and SEK 800/ 74 USD for 20 minutes. And if you are up for phone sex, her rate is SEK 300/ 28 USD for 10 minutes.

    Now, most of the babes here are willing to worship your cock over the phone but not ready to risk getting pecked by your savage pecker. And well, this wouldn’t come off as the ideal escort site to me. Why come here for an over the phone striptease when there are a million and one places to get this for way less.

18+ Escort Profiles

    You must be at least 18 years of age to have dragged your testicles as far as wanting to find out about what the cum rippling escort profiles on Eskort18 look like. Now different escort sites have their preferences when it comes to choosing where to have escort profile thumbnails displayed. But then it has always been my point of view that escort sites that show profile thumbnails right from the homepage are the most serious business wise. And well, Eskort18 just happens to fall into that category of escort sites that’s serious about getting you and your balls set up for a cock banging and testicle grinding fuck without wasting your time and well they have escort profiles present from the homepage.

    Escort profile thumbnails occupy the center part of the homepage and run all the way down to the bottom of the screen. They don’t show much information about escorts and well that's pretty much because escort profile pages themselves don’t have much to offer. Profile pages are shabby in appearance and poorly detailed. Escort profile pages typically begin at the top with the escort’s photos and mobile number clearly written out. Following this collection of escort’s photos is a note by the escort. Now, the content of this note varies from escort to escort and while some escort’s are careful enough to include their going rates and the services they offer, others just provide no sensible clue as to any of these vital pieces of information. I assure you the hairs on my sack are way better arranged than the escort profiles here.

    Again while there is a good number of female escort ads, there are also male and trans escort ads so you’ll very easily come across hairy dicks pointing in your face, feel free to use a ruler to see how well these guys do in girth and length that makes them feel confident enough to seduce innocent mammaries and ovaries.

    Now, the babes here are just really the amateur cunts, but make no mistake to assume that they can’t do much because these babes could ride you behind closed doors till you get to the gates of heaven and realize you left your balls on earth stuck to the slit of some slutty bitch! Amateur quality Swedish snatches with poorly detailed profiles, that’s really the best way to describe the escort profiles here.

Let’s Eskort You To A Home For 18’s And More

    Testicles in their sacks, penile shafts in your pants, on your marks, set with your boners stretched forwards, now go!. Hit open the URL Eskort18.net in your browser and what comes up? Plenty Swedish that could dry the living juices out of your bloody testicles in a moment but for the consoling asses in the background. Well, there are no language options on this site and you won’t need all the goddesses of Sweden to suck your testicles out of your sack and digest them for you to know this. So you’ll pretty much be needing a translator to navigate this site if your boners aren’t sexy enough to be Swedish speaking.

    The Eskort18 homepage starts out at the top with a search bar at the top right corner. There is a row of buttons at the top containing the home, place an ad, escort girls, escort guys, escorts TS/TV, new ads, choose location, and advertising buttons. And just hanging right under this row of buttons like saggy milf tits willing to spit some milk are the green choose location button and all categories dropdown menu. You’ll also find the escort Sweden, escort girls, escorts guys, and trans escorts buttons. There are also options for filtering searches based on location, cities, and popular tags. And well, brace your testicles for the remainder of the Eskort18 homepage which contains just escort ads and quick page navigation buttons lower down the screen.

    Now, I’m just caught up with wondering why the homepage here is pretty easy to navigate but then very much in need of some style improvement. Again not every boner can stand reading Swedish and so language options here would definitely be a plus.

What I Think About Eskort18

    Well, if wanking to live cunts over the phone is your thing, then your egg rolls will most likely find this site impressive but if not, get a rope, tie your hard cock to your thighs and head to some other escort site.