Fujoho

Fujoho.jp

    I wonder what the person behind the site had for dinner that would birth Fujoho as an escort site name; sounds like something Santa Claus will say when playing with children, something like Fu jo ho ho ho. Well, escort girls can be children, and your cock, Santa Claus, respectfully, of course.

Does the Homepage Smell Like Home?

    For an escort site to smell like home, it has to have photos of escorts all over with daring cunts and boobs ready to go to war with my hard shaft. Just how would it feel to get a warm bath, an erotic massage, a strip tease, then maybe deep throat before trusting my shaft to thrust gently into that coochie. Imagination won’t be the end of me. Let’s hurry and stop daydreaming before someone else gets the best; remember, the early bird catches the worm.

    At this point, the designer of this site has to be a child because of his choice of colors and what’s going on with the animated characters; it does not align with the purpose of this site. Boobs are supposed to be flaunted for my cock to behold and make merry with, while cunts are supposed to be anticipating the rhythmic movements of my fingers, but it’s sad that none of this is playing out.

    The Japanese writings here make the site look shitty, confusing, and boring. The color combination is weird, and it doesn’t look fun or exciting in any way. The top row of the page has Japanese writings, and to the extreme end are the home, search, and login buttons. Beneath this are categories like areas, girls, reviews, rankings, shop, and others. Each of these has options listed under it.

    Next up is another row of confusing categories, and the most annoying of all is the big box of Japanese characters that is accompanied by animated characters. There are ads that sit right next to this box, and they are pretty calming because the escort girls are a sight to behold, and at the end of the list is an option to load more.

    There is also a box of frequently used areas that are popular. The next thing will blow your mind. There is a list of escort girls who are currently running a discount up until a certain time, and I don’t know why I find that amusing. There is also an option to see more of these escorts.

    The next category is escorts that are either available right away or escorts that are a few minutes away from being available. Their baby faces are so calming and soothing; make me forget my rage. As per normal, you can click the see more button to load more of this.

    The good girl category comes next, and this is the humble abode for escort girls who have been reviewed to be good girls. What you see next are ads, then areas that are increasing in popularity. Articles follow next, and trust me, they are boring, just articles on things like health services, sex shops, etc.

    The bottom page has a list of options that seem hard to comprehend. The homepage of this site as a whole is very confusing; make sure to go through the homepage so you don’t miss any information.

What Do These Escorts Look Like

    I really hope these escorts are something to write home about. Their faces already tame my raging shaft because they are really beautiful, and I just want to keep feeling this way until I wish to walk away. I hear there are treasures on this island. Let’s hasten up before the pirates get there first.

    Escort profile thumbnails each have a writeup on them, like escort girls on discount; they have a time frame for when they will be available and a price rate. Under the good girl category, escort profile thumbnails have the numbers of users who have reviewed them as good, and the list goes on. You also may want to know that some of these escorts' faces are blurred.

    The landing page of an escort profile looks strange, but just relax and try to understand. You get to see the escort’s details like age, hobby, etc. An escort's scheduled work availability is also contained in the profile. There are also comments from users and then lots of annoying ads. Escort profiles look scattered and jampacked, too.

Gains Or Losses?

    The fact that escorts here are of low quality doesn’t mean that they should be at a loss; a little gain or profit from the good works of their hands and mouths shouldn’t be a bad idea. Since they’ve got pretty faces, a little bonus won’t hurt.

    It’s in the nature of escort girls to always be the first to place a demand on what they want, especially when they know they’re the best offer top-notch services, and are really endowed. So, let’s find out what the demands of these escorts are.

    Unfortunately, escorts here do not have a price rate attached to their profiles, but judging from other escort sites in this region, and estimate should be between $50 to $100.

What I Think Of Fujoho.jp

    The pretty faces of these escorts can be deceiving, but don’t fall for it. Everything about this site is zero. Unless you’re in for stress, then be my guest and make sure to have a glass of water and pain relief medicine for when your head begins to ache.