Hookers.nl Review

โœ“ Decent escorts
โœ“ Act-based filtering options available
โœ“ Has Trans, Male and Female escorts
โœ“ Has Customer Reviews
โœ“ Detailed profiles with services listed
โœ˜ Site has hilarious mistakes
โœ˜ Has a low number of profiles
โœ˜ Multiple confusing price lists
โœ˜ Ads

Score 74/100





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Nothing Else Left To Do!

ย  ย  Unfortunately, upon reaching the home page and reading a message left by the web developers of this site my dick lost its erection. Apparently, there was a data leak some time ago, and that caused the Dutch Data Protection Authority to investigate. That resulted in the deletion of messages and accounts and eventually shutting down of Hookers.nl.

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ย  ย  Iโ€™m glad that the developers at least decided to put up a message explaining the situation. It would be quite a shock if the site just up and vanished. People who used this site regularly would be clueless about the entire situation.

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