Kommons

Kommons.com/au

    Apart from having to suck in countless cylinder loads of gaseous oxygen to stay alive, there is something else we all have in common dudes. It’s that our brains become merciless when our horny hormones start honking, causing those raging waves of fuck energy to course through our dicks. Well, if this event that is so common to us all chooses to happen today, the dripping pussy of a stunning escort in a lingerie willing to fuck your brains out with her panties slightly pushed to the side will come in handier than the best jerk-off lotion.

    So roll your pants down and listen for the next time our common event comes knocking because you’ll be ready, thanks to the Australian site Kommons.com/au. Today I’ll be doing a Kommons review, and although the Kommons website is more of an escort directory that makes finding escort services in Australia, United Kingdom, and Deutschland easy, I’ll be limiting my discussions to the Aussies hotties you can get in Australia. This is my Kommons review, so brace yourself and smirk at your woody! Because after you’ve heard all I have to say about this plug for wet cunt, you’ll give me a fist bump with wide smiles and a very satisfied thank you.

What’s A Kommons Treatment Worth?

    You can be sure as hell that the horny wet cunts on this website are not going to be serving your hard dick to those pleasure terrains for moans and grunts only. Besides, let’s be fair, that’s how those asses keep fresh and inviting by the way.

    So I’m attracted to this stunning Melbourne blonde who goes by the name Crystelle and is 38 years of age. Well, I pause and check out her profile. She’s really a beauty by the way at least she could convince me of this in 3 pics. She says she’ll charge $400 for 1 hour and she discounts an extra hour at $750 for 2 hours. 

    There’s this other hottie, who goes by the name Bj Queen, she says she’s 34 and that she’ll charge $400 for 1 hour. There’s also Mercedes, a stunning 19 year old located in Canberra. Well her rate is $300 for 30 minutes and $500 for 1 hour.

    However, one thing I find hard to wrap my head around is why most of the escorts on this site have their faces blurred or don’t even show them at all. With all the promises to strip your cock dry of cum, these sweethearts can’t claim to be shy? Come on! Besides, I’d want to know where my dick could potentially be taking an hour long sloppy gym session before spewing out cum in a facial.

Are We Really Home?

    So you’ll probably be hitting home runs with the escorts on this site, but definitely not with their homepage. It’s damn too official for an escort site in my opinion. I’m not looking for a scholarship dude! Why are there so many words and not a single booty on this site’s homepage for crying out loud?

    Well, I’ll pause and go through the site’s features, but with you this time, though chances are your dick won’t  be smiling with the looks of this homepage. Okay, once you’ve hit the URL Kommons.com/au, you’ll be brought to this homepage with three buttons top left namely sugar babies, local dating, and live sex cams. You’ll also notice one to the right with the advertise tag. A boldly written “Kommons International” sits in the middle of these buttons. When I clicked on the three buttons to the top left they all led to external sites. I felt a little relieved though, finally some asses in view, although these external sites don’t seem to have any direct business with this escort site.

    I headed back to the homepage, almost missed a dropdown button to the top that says “Top cities”. Clicking on this revealed a list of cities where their escort services are in operation. However, as I said earlier, this review is just for the taste of their Australian pussies, so we’ll stick to that. You will easily notice the list of Australian cities and the number of available escorts in those cities midscreen. Clicking on any of these cities allows you to see the escorts in those areas, you’ll also notice three tabs top left for filtering your searches. Right under these you’ll see what seems to be a list of criteria for getting a scholarship, well thankfully after reading through, I found they were more of how to get your dick screwed guidelines. The two headings say “Escorts near you”and “Escorts and babes”. Read these if you will, but frankly I don’t see the need for this when my dick is raging with cum energy. Get me a pussy already! 

    Overall, I’d say the graphics for the homepage of this site is really not impressive at all. We’re here for escorts, not stories please! I deserve a sneak peek!

What I Think Of Kommons

    While the escorts on this site look worth it in sexiness, I don’t get why almost all of them seem to have their faces covered or blurred while promising you the wildest sexual experience your dick has ever had. This doesn’t sit well with me. Again their homepage is really too official for an escort site, come on! Not even a single ass pic? Really crappy.