KontaktBazar

KontaktBazar.at

    Bazaars can be really marvelous places. The last one I went to had free food and drinks and I was able to find a slut there who let me put in the tip for free. What a day well spent that was!

    The KontaktBazar we are all checking out today is an escort site Austria with chicks who don’t let you smell their panties till you are ready to pay for services rendered. Ready for some entertainment are you? Well then grab some popcorn and read this KontaktBazar.at review of mine like you expect to be rewarded with cupfuls of freshly minted ambrosia!

On The Matter Of Money

    You need money to piss up a tree and more money to skip your woody into escort pussy and get the place scrambling to house the gargantuan piece of man meat that you so brutally shoved into it! Now, around half of the escorts on Kontakt Bazar cannot be bothered to list their rates. But you won’t need to twiddle your thumbs for long before coming across a chick who’s confident enough about herself and her body to announce on her profile just how much she is charging to get impaled on some of the sharpest and most cum-firing erections on the continent!

    Alisia is one of the confident babes I just mentioned. She advertises herself as wild, passionate, devoted, and gentle and is an overly curvy and pretty chick with a flawless oval face and D cup tits who says she’s just 18 years old. 50, 70 and 130 Euros gets you 15 minutes, 30 minutes, and an hour respectively with this sweetie. That’s $60, $83, and $154 smackeroos respectively.

    Lorena too falls into the confident category. She’s tall, slim, classy, and busty and charges 60, 80, and 100 Euros for 15 minutes, 30 minutes, and an hour respectively. She does look like there’s a puffy pussy in her collection and bears sliding into on the double! At the current exchange rates, the charges of this escort Austria translates to $71, $95, and $118 respectively.

    Lena on the other hand is short and averagely pretty. Her ass and tits are on the small side, but she does boast about having a pussy so tight you could store your cum load in it for a year or more! She likes to kiss and swallow sperm, is down and ready for 69 XXX, and will not let you touch her if you have a positive Covid-19 result. 30, 50 and 90 Euros are her charges for 15 minutes, 30 minutes, and an hour of hardcore XXX respectively. In dollars, this is $35, $59, and $106 respectively.

    So, escort rates on Kontakt Bazar do seem well within limits. They are almost cheaper than what you will find in the states and more than affordable for most of us. Like 50 dollars will get you from 15 to 30 minutes of all the hardcore action you can handle, while $120 will on average guarantee at least an hour of mind-bending fuckathons. That’s rad!

Escort Profiles In The Bazaar

    Ready? Then it is time I waxed lyrical about the escort profiles on Kontakt Bazar. Or not!

    Profile thumbnails here fill up the homepage and there are sufficient content sorting options in evidence to direct you on the right cumming way. Options at the top of the homepage make it possible to search for escorts and sluts by province and district or by specific keywords, while other options arranged vertically on the right of the homepage allow sorting profiles by location, sex, and more. With these options, you can search for trans escorts, BDSM escorts, escort agencies, masseurs, and the like.

    Escort profiles on the homepage have a description that cannot really be described as detailed and clicking on them to open and dive deeper into them does not work. About the only thing on these escort profiles that can be clicked on is the Details button that when tapped shows off the age, weight, bra-size, and the like of the escort concerned.

    There are multiple images on each profile page, apart from the main image of course. These images are housed in a gallery attached to each profile and to view them you need to hover your cursor over them. Zooming images is not possible, nor can then be clicked or adjusted.

To be frank, this is one of the few times I have come across escort sites that load up escort profiles on their homepage and disallow clicks on these profiles that open them up in a new page or tab for deeper investigation. The whole thing is damn inconvenient.

    To wrap things up, profiles here are not as detailed as they should be, nor as enticing. Escort quality is average for the most part and profiles do look genuine and have a unique ID. Their verification status is what I don’t know but feel confident about.

Escort Pussy Sighted, Jackhammer Countermeasures Launched!

    Kontakt Bazar has a homepage that feels like it was bought at an antique auction. The first time you log in here, a pretty lady dressed in a negligee greets you and you have to click on a box that says you agree to be of age. Only then will the homepage load up.

    The homepage has an orange background color of all things and is entirely in German, with no language option of any sort. Come to talk of it, the homepage lacks most options you would expect to find on an escort site and merits a D minus in looks, execution, and overall impact.

    There’s nothing like main tabs here. Just the escort sorting options at the top and right of the page that I previously talked about. Ads and spam are thankfully absent, and that apart from the many escort profile thumbnails and the free nature of everything in view is all the positives I am prepared to muster here.

What I Think KontaktBazar

    Kontakt Bazar honestly feels like a joke, a very bad one composed by a fella whose sense of humor has been erased in a vat of acid, and the remains set afire and ground to dust. There does not appear any persuasive reason for me to tell you to visit this escort site Austria and I will not punish even my enemies by recommending KontaktBazar.at to them! In one word, avoid like the plague!