Ladies.de

Ladies.de

Germans generally don’t have much of a reputation as people who are interested in catching fun. When I was much younger I actually regarded them as too straitlaced, and too serious, plus too orderly. And then I went to the Octoberfest, and was I blown away clear across the Atlantic!

While our perception of fun and those of most Germans might vary, most of them do love to live life to the fullest inch. That might take the form of a drink or two or a roll in the hay with an escort or two! Germany actually has a lot of escorts, independent or not and these girls sure can give a good account of themselves in bed. I wouldn’t exactly call them tigresses, since that description belongs to Latina escorts, but German escorts sure are no slouch and oftentimes look too ethereal and edible for your sanity!

Today is time for a review of a German escort site called Ladies.De. The site hosts some rather compelling ladies and happens to be one of the top escort sites in Germany. Here’s my Ladies De review.

Ladies First!

Yeah, I was fully aware that German girls can be really beautiful. But I wasn’t prepared for the kind of beauties I saw on Ladies.De! It’s almost like every escort Germany here is a beauty pageant winner, and firmer booties and titties you never saw!

Did I tell you that this particular German escort site is one of the best and biggest in the country and possibly the EU? I am just mentioning that again so that when you do make a trip to the site what you see won’t get you drooling too much. I am talking about the sweet fact that this escort site Germany has escort ads that covers just about all German states and cities, with an impressive variety of girls being featured. Keep that in mind as we go see what these escorts charge for making you happy and giving your cumming juices the outlet they seek!

Well, it turns out that no escort on this top German escort site lists the prices she charges. The only ads I saw with prices listed were one for entrance into a nude club and two others that offered telephone sex. Fuck that! If I need a sexy voice to cum to I can record the sound of the local ATM dispensing money and play that in my room all day!

Now, like I keep on saying, Ladies.De is one of the best escorts sites on the European continent and its escorts and their capabilities reflect that. So, I can imagine why they would opt not to make their escorts list the prices they charge, on the grounds that if fellas like you need to ask then you probably can’t afford it.

If you do intend to hire an escort from this escort Germany site, I would expect you would be charged from 200 to 1,000 Euros per hour depending on the escort concerned and how premium she considers herself. Of course, that’s not cheap, but fellas like us who focus on the good things of life spare no expense where the happiness of our cocks and testes are concerned, do we!

The Best Escorts In The World!

Oh lordy, I am in love! By Jove, I can even feel my heart pounding in much the same fashion as when my neighbor walked in on me slipping the pipe into the fat ass of his betrothed and loudly asking her who her daddy is! The lord forgive me for that misdeed!

So, what exactly am I in love with? The escorts on Ladies.De of course! Their quality is top-class, their beauty unmatched and their range of skills limitless. They can seemingly do it all and like I have said before all seem to be pageant winners and are toned, trimmed, and sleeked to perfection. I wouldn’t be very surprised to hear that Ladies.De has a very strict requirement that its escorts look sublime and be extraordinarily skilled in the cumming arts and for sure many appear able to write volumes on sex and more than a few speak several languages.

Escort profiles on the site are also some of the most detailed I have seen in my career. I mean that and swear to it with all seven inches of my slinky cock! Profiles also feature expertly shot and posed images of the escort concerned and are easy to browse through.

On most profiles, you will find the name of the escort, her ethnicity, bra size, weight, height, phone number, and clothing size. Some profiles even indicate whether the escort shaves her pubis or not, plus hair color and skin color, whether they smoke, and every sexual/non-sexual service rendered.

Take Annais for example, a Hamburg escort with long and impeccable legs, 75C titties, and an ass I would fight barehanded with the devil himself for the right to explore and own to the limit! She’s a 24-year old Latina who offers services like cuddling, extra-long foreplay, masturbation, stripteases, and massages. This babe is available every day of the week and looks so sweet I wouldn’t mind at all if she was on her period and wanted to sit on my face! It’s a right pity she doesn’t list her fees, but her phone number is there on her profile and I just might call her later today and tell her how my heart is hers for the taking!

There’s another escort by the name of Joyce who looks very much like a goddess. She has long black hair, speaks German, and shaves her pussy area on the regular. She also appears to have lip fillers and a pair of surgically-enhanced knockers that weigh her down more than my student debt! Just imagine the BJ this chick would be able to give with that fat lips of hers! Joyce offers body-to-body massages that will surely drive you over the edge at supersonic speed and is OK with catering to your fetishes. With that being the case, I hope your fetish is getting your head brained in by 75C titties!

Now, whenever you click on an escort profile, you can easily access the particular profile of the escort you want to see. However, present at the top of all escort profiles are a multiplicity of tabs. Included are the Home, Maps, Clips, News, Community, Webcams, Telephone Sex, and More tabs. There’s also a search bar and a star button you can click to add a particular escort ad to your favorites list if you are logged in. Incidentally, the More tab has a pull-down menu, and clicking this grants access to a lot of stuff.

Escort ads also have a Next and Previous button near the top right that lets you see the next escort or the previous one you just ogled. So, the Telephone Sex tab takes you right to a page full of babes that can talk dirty over the phone for your benefit, the Webcams tab does what it says, while the Clips tab has loads of clips of mostly stripteasing videos that are more than fap worthy.

The News tab hosts news and blogs that heavily lean on sex and mind/body care, while the Community tab takes you to the forum page, where you can easily lose yourself for hours. As for the Maps tab, that lets you quickly and easily find escorts at your location, provided of course that you are in Germany and have a woody you need to bury within a prime pussy within the next 30 seconds or die!

German Escorts Do It Best!

Well, the Ladies.De homepage is assuredly not the most colorful out there, but it is as packed with features about as much as a spaceship is packed with tech! Unfortunately, the site language is German by default and it is about as easy to change this to English as it is to mud wrestle with a god on Mount Olympus and emerge victoriously! Thus, you need a translating software like Yandex or Google Translate to make sense of the texts on the site.

Once at Ladies.De, you get to ogle a very pretty blonde dressed in her undies. To the right of her is a notification to the effect that the page and what it contains is not meant for minors. Also present to the right of this babe is a search option that lets you look for German escorts by locality. You can simply type the city or state whose escorts you want to see and book, tap on the search bar to bring up a list of states and cities, or let the computer access your precise location and bring forth a list of escorts in Germany that are near you and in the mood to cultivate your woody in their wet garden!

Scroll further down the homepage and there’s some self-promoting text you might be inclined to scoff at. This announces that the site now enjoys modern look others might be jealous of, has more than 6,000 escort ads, gets over 10 million visitors monthly, and offers access to escorts, hostesses, brothels, nudists clubs, trans escorts, and loads more.

Further down are text and images that inform you that the site is optimized for mobile viewing experiences and so it is. Beneath that are image thumbnails of the most popular cities in Germany. This includes the likes of Stuttgart, Hannover, Bremen, Berlin, and Dresden. Clicking on any of these image thumbnails takes you right to escorts found in each particular city. Thus, if you are looking for Berlin escorts, a click on the Berlin image thumbnail is all that’s required to take you right to where such escorts in Berlin can be found in their numbers.

Also, once you click on a city name or want to search a city name for its escorts, around the top one-third of the page will fill up with escort ads that align with your search terms. If you need more of these you click the Load More option and get them. The other portions of the page have national ads, live video ads, and the like, plus the latest forum posts.

Generally, Ladies.De can be said to have a very nice site design. It is however a little too crowded with stuff for my taste. And then there are non-escort ads often interspersed with escort ads, though these are usually artfully arranged and can be quickly spotted and avoided.

The bottom of the homepage has a few more erotic images, plus links to massage parlors, nightclubs, escorts, whores, brothels, hostesses, and more in Germany. There’s a lot of shit there for sure, all oriented towards the satisfaction of horny fellas who want to cum so hard and fast they could quench the sun with their seed!

What I Think of Ladies.de

If premium escorts are what you are after, I can’t think of a better site than Ladies.De to get them and screw their heads off! This site has top-class escorts from all over the globe, plentiful site features, a forum, and everything else bar the kitchen sink!

Sure ads are a pain and you need translating software to find your way around, but I don’t think anyone does it better than Ladies De!