Ladies Forum

Ladies-Forum.de

Had a busy week or something? For sure you are going to have one hell of a weekend and will be very busy feeding all kinds of slimy pussy to your anaconda. Let’s all hope your beloved snake has a good appetite and gladly buries itself into whatever slimy hole it is asked to go into and excavate!

Now, it is time for another German escort site review. I don’t need to tell you what an escort does, right? And I hope you don’t expect me to remind you that they contribute in ways large and small to our collective mental health. Without these ladies who are so very generous of their attention and so willing to get fucked from dusk till dawn, the world would never have advanced as much as it has done, as every adult male would be busy in forests all day, heartily beating their meat against the trunks of iron-hard trees!

So, here’s my Ladies-Forum.De review. Yeah, it is the German escort site I am reviewing today. So tune in for my review and learn how to show your boner some more hardcore loving!

Sexy Ladies On A Forum!

In case you didn’t know, there’s only one thing in the world that motivates an escort and for sure it is not the thought of choking on your big fat dick! Escorts work for money, which means you still have to pay them even if you stuck your boner in them so deeply they turned on the faucet and sprayed their cumming liquid on every available space! So, time to see what the escorts Germany on this site charge for services rendered.

Britney, a very classy, and highly erotic Homburg escort with 80C tits and legs that look like they were yanked off a goddess charges 100 Euros for 45 minutes of fun. For that money, she will lick your pipe in the 69 position and much more besides. Attagirl!

Another escort called Xenia who looks a lot like an actual goddess charges 100, 150, and 200 Euros for 30, 45, and 60 minutes of action respectively. Xenia is said to be one hell of a kisser and a dirty talker par excellence, with her golden skin, quick wit, and sublime body helping fellas get rid of all those sticky cum juices that’s been bothering them for ages. I just might look up this chick when I get to Ginsheim-Gustavsburg, which is a small city of less than 20K inhabitants.

Then there’s a busty lady named Sandra. The tits on this chick are massive enough to make me lactose intolerant for the rest of my life! To touch her chest and otherwise get nasty with this particular German escort you have to fork up 50 Euros for 20 minutes, 80 Euros for 30 minutes, and 130 Euros for an hour. That seems more than fair.

Now, no prices are actually listed on the profile of the escorts on Ladies Forum.De. The prices I quoted above I got from the fellas that paid and booked these chicks, before fucking a fair quantity of jism out of their pussies. Lucky cats! Anyway, you can expect the average price of these escorts to vary significantly, and this will be dependent on how many minutes or hours you want to book them for whatever cunt-robbing action you want to get into!

Let’s say you want to book these escorts in Germany for 30 minutes, you should have from 80-100 Euros at hand. Why am I suggesting 30 minutes? Because anything less than 30 minutes is not enough to be classified as sex. I mean, you need to fuck a chick for at least 29 minutes before you can legally say that you two had sex, right?

An hour’s booking on average will cost 150 Euros. That’s still cheap unless you are a total skinflint. In which case I command you to go behind the barn and use your woody to cut down the biggest tree you can find there!

Real German Fuckstars!

There doesn’t appear to be all that many escorts on Ladies.Forum.De. Actually, there were just less than 10 escort profiles to be found on the homepage, with no new ones listed since October 2020. These escorts Germany are to be found near the bottom of the homepage and each has an image thumbnail, plus her location and a review listed.

Yeah, this site is a forum remember? That means all escorts listed on the homepage have been fucked by forum members and these proceed to write reviews that detail their cumming adventures, plus the prices they paid to stick it in and piss out their stress and sorrows!

Judging from their image galleries and the reviews left by their immensely satisfied clientele I would say that the escorts Germany on this site are very capable and skilled indeed. Quality can be confidently assessed as above average.

Escort profiles here are kind of bare-bones. They have image galleries and list the phone number of the escort concerned, plus her location and the services rendered. There’s also a small writeup by the escort herself revealing some bits about her and what the prospective client can expect, which is almost everything in the book and then some!

And less I forget, it seems like around half the escorts listed here have profiles on Ladies.De, which is another German escort site that I reviewed what seems like centuries ago.

Here Come The Ladies!

Ladies Forum is hard to figure out. At least till you read the header on the top of the homepage that says “Powered By Ladies De.” Yeah, it seems that this site is merely an adjunct of Ladies De or something and is a place where people on Ladies De can meet up and crow about how they banged this or that escort till she cried for her mama!

The site homepage is unimaginatively designed, crowded, and lacking in all manner of eye candy. If it was a girl and I woke up next to it I would immediately scream my guts out and have a heart attack immediately after!

German is the only supported language here and the top has the Home, Forum, Blog, New Posts, Make Recommendations, FAQ tabs, plus a search bar. Login and registration options can be found at the top of the page, while new posts and currently active users are posted on the right side of the page. When I last checked in, 668 users were online, comprising 21 registered users and 647 guests.

The left side of the page has stuff that explains how the site works to newbies and beneath this are the German escort ads and a variety of tags. There are just 8 escorts on the homepage, but more are scattered through the site, and clicking the Make Recommendations tab brings up the profile of no less than 13 escorts, with more on the way when you click on any of the tags at the bottom of the homepage. Why the site admins never felt the need to bring every listed escort on the site under one tab remains unclear.

There are no ads or spam here, but overall nothing impresses at Ladies Forum De.

What I Think of Ladies Forum

I am not all that sure what Ladies Forum thinks it is doing. The site appears to be a joke, one that’s no longer funny if it indeed was at one time. I wouldn’t advise my enemy to visit Ladies Forum.De, not even if the fella came in the mouth of my dearly beloved wife and peed in her ear!

Steer clear of this site. All it offers is disappointment.