LadyXena

LadyXena.com

    Need your blood pumping with enough force to put any self-respecting fire hydrant to shame? Then I would recommend taking a look at LadyXena.com. This is a premium French escort site filled with the kind of women most often seen during Grammy award shows or Christian Dior fashion shows, as well as on billboards in Vegas, Milan, and Capetown. Just take a good look at the assets these girls are carrying and find yourself falling in love per minute!

    Ready for my LadyXena.com review? Well, here it is!

Warrior Princesses As Escorts

    Ever or played the Xena:Warrior Princess game or watched the eponymous TV series? If your answer is no, then it is my solemn obligation to get you in trouble with the law, since your lack of exposure to pop culture is as amazing as your endless worship for throbbing BBCs!

    Now, LadyXena bills itself as a premium French escort site and for sure it is that and more. You know how stuff works, right? Like you can't go to an expensive restaurant and ask to see the prices without being seen as gauche. In the same vein, you can't look at a premium escort and start questioning her about her rates. Just assume from the get-go that these sublime ladies charge an arm and a leg for unfettered access into their caverns and you are good to go.

    These premium escorts know what I am talking about and that's why most premium escorts don't bother listing their rates. Like if you have to ask, you clearly can't afford to roll with these bitches.

    My blathering helps explain why almost all escorts on LadyXena.com have no rates listed on their profile. But Khloe-Roy is different. There are multiple hi-res images of this 25-year old, busty, leggy, and bootylicious chick in her undies and apart from that, both incall and outcall rates are posted on her profile page.

    Incalls for this Nice resident are 200 Euros, 250 Euros and 500 Euros for 30 minutes, one hour and 2 hours of her time respectively. Outcalls are slightly more expensive at 350 Euros for an hour and 550 Euros for two hours. At the current rate of exchange, 200, 250, 500, 300, and 550 Euros equals $226, $283, $566, $340 and $623 respectively. That's not too bad.

    Janny is another VIP chick and the jugs on her chest have to be the shapeliest I've ever seen on a 39-year old. She's slim, brown-haired, and cute, laughs a lot, and has a curvy bottom that I would sacrifice a meeting with Jeff Bezos just to spank! This Parisian is a massage specialist, but that doesn't mean your cock can't embark on an adventure through her privates if it so wishes!

    Her charges are 120 Euros for 30 minutes and 200 Euros for an hour. That's $126 and $226 respectively.

    Are the two examples above representative of every escort on LadyXena.com? Not really. But I can confidently say that the average price for escorts on this escort site France should be from $220 to $350. That's higher than the prices of most American escorts, but it must be remembered that the escorts on LadyXena are the VIP kind and thus worth the sun and the moon if they are in the mood to demand that kind of tribute!

Lady Xena, Queen of Beauty!

    How many times have I told you all that LadyXena is a high-end escort France site? A million times or half that? Well, that fact bears repeating because the caliber of girls found here is beyond belief. Sure, there are a few of what looks to be over-the-hill housewives, but the vast majority of babes on the platform are top-end talents that should be an easy match for other VIP escorts around the world.

    Even better, there are a lot of these escorts, like 354 pages full. That must be tens of thousands of escorts and it does seem improbable that France has so many of these beauties when other regions of the world are suffering from their lack!

    Most escort profiles are verified, with this information posted both within the respective escort profile pages and on the escort image thumbnails. Each of these image thumbnails has the name, and image of the escort, as well as a short description and a tag that indicates the country they are from. Escort image thumbnails are big enough, colorful, and enticing, though things change a bit as you go from the first page down to the other 353 pages.

    It would have been nice to have advanced search features here to search through the tens of thousands of chicks available, but that wasn't provided. But it is still possible to search for escorts by region, country, and city. 16 European countries can be searched through using this function. Plus there are tabs that let you look for VIP escorts, pornstar escorts, domination escorts, novelties, and trans escorts.

    Escort profiles here are extremely detailed and well laid out. Multiple images and often a video can be found in these profiles and the bio and about-section where the escort tells you all about herself and what she does is often enough to fill a volume! There's a map feature that gives the precise location of these babes and if you are logged in you can easily add any escort profile to your list of favorites. Contact details- phone numbers- are provided too.

    Below each escort profile page are profile thumbnails of related escorts, as well as more content sorting options. For sure you are bound to be spoiled for choice here.

LadyXena And Its Escorts

    In case you haven't figured it out by now, then you should know that LadyXena is more like an Europe-wide VIP escort site. Sure, France is available by default, but there's a wide range of countries you can check out on the LadyXena network, and all without leaving the site.

    LadyXena.com is as high-end as Naomi Campbell's left butt cheek and the site design is both classy and understated. The website background is a kind of dark purple and the site is overall easy to use and feature-packed. Of course, a more advanced search function than the relatively rudimentary one in existence would have made for better ease of use, but you learn to accept that no website can have it all.

    French is the default site language, though you will find a few profiles in English, as well as escort profiles in which the escorts say they can speak English. Apart from the main tabs, there's a trio of language buttons at the top right. Ostensibly, you should be able to switch from French to English or German by clicking the appropriate language button, but that does not work at all.

    A login tab is positioned at the top right and this can only be used to log in to the site, with registration for some reason not enabled. Scroll to the bottom of all pages and you will find a surfeit of content sorting options that lets you look for different escorts in different European countries. That's sweet. Both and spam are absent and that’s to be expected.

What I Think of LadyXena

    Asides from some slight niggles here and there, I would say that LadyXena is the most impressive escort site I have been on this tumultuous year and that's a pretty bold statement. This site is a seriously awesome piece of work and has a cute name you can wank to if you are desperate enough!