Laestokada Review

โœ“ Free
โœ“ Active forum
โœ“ Escort profile pages full of media
โœ˜ Not that many escorts Chile
โœ˜ Ads
โœ˜ Average site features
โœ˜ Average site design
โœ˜ Needs lots more polish

Score 72/100






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#1. Laestokada Alternative

ย  ย  Is it me or does Laestokada sound somewhat edible, like an Eastern European cake, pudding, soup, or something? Well, all I gotta say is to never even think of sitting down at your favorite restaurant and ordering the cook to bring you a big dish of Laestokada, along with a basket of bread to soak up any grease!

ย  ย  See, Laestokada is the name of an escort site in Chile and a name like that makes little sense to horny North Americans like yours truly. Does it even mean anything in Spanish? I think not and I will eat my little toe if proven wrong!

ย  ย  Anyway, you hungry, fellas? Well, then go wash your hands and prepare to tuck in to this fancy review of mine. I better get a 5-star rating for this dish or else!

Hot Masseurs And Spunky Sluts

ย  ย  Exactly what are you looking for on this escorts Chile site? If that happens to be erotic massages, then the going rate is 20,000 to 40,000 Chilean Pesos per hour. This is $25 and $51 respectively.

ย  ย  Escorts on the other hand charge from 40,000 to 250,000 Pesos. Do bear in mind that masseurs here are actually escorts by another name and will do just about everything that escorts do. Do also bear in mind that 250,000 Pesos is not reflective of the going rate and the only girl who valued herself so highly is a VIP escort. The average rate is more like 50,000 and that is barely $64 at the current rate of exchange.

ย  ย  Know a slut names Natthy? She's the one asking for 250,000 for an hour, which is around $319 and this rises to 300,000 Pesos per hour -$383- on weekends. Natthy is 28-years old, pretty, busty, and blessed with a hefty booty, plus long legs that are forever averse to closing and refusing entrance to erect dicks! There are enough close-up images of her cunt pasted on her profile page to add ten inches to your cock length and she's into extreme stuff like double penetration, anal, fisting, and threesomes.

ย  ย  ย  Annetta, on the other hand, is a shy 18-year old Venezuelan who has the cutest bubble butt, the shapeliest legs, and thickest black hair. Her tits are on the small side, but with her legs and fat cunt, there's no doubt at all that fucking her would be like making love to a flaming bowl of chili pepper! Don't be too surprised if her slit is so sweet it gets you cumming in a minute like a diabetic peeing every second! And oh, she charges 50,000 Pesos and doesn't show her face on camera. But that's no biggie.

ย  ย  So, like I said, the average rate here is like $64 or 50,000 Pesos. Ever drilled a chick in the states for $64? If you have, I bet that was like 200 years ago!

Only Fans Meets Facebook

ย  ย  Laestokada cl is a combination of social media site and an escort site. It's almost like combining Only Fans with Facebook!

ย  ย  Escorts here have their own profile pages where they post images and stuff and these get liked and commented on by site members. These profiles usually contain tons of hi-res images that can be viewed in a slideshow format, as well as contact/location details, a very brief bio, and statistics.

ย  ย  I wouldn't say that escort profiles are detailed, but they do contain useful stuff. As for the escort image thumbnails on the homepage, these are tiny, crowded onto the homepage, and feature the name of the escort. Stuff like rates and location become visible once you hover your cursor over these.

ย  ย  Escort sorting options are meager. However, escort quality is definitely above average, though there aren't that many escort profiles.

Getting Wild On The Homepage

ย  ย  You get a standard homepage design here, with nothing standing out enough to make you want to purse your lips and high-five your dick! The site logo is straight out of Mortal Kombat and is positioned at the top left of the homepage.

ย  ย  You can sign up by clicking the Signup tab and this is free. To register though, you need to correctly answer a security question about the captain of a ship called The Esmerald or Emerald. Registration is free, but a little complicated.

ย  ย  Now, the homepage hosts tabs and a search bar. Its right side has some of the latest comments and posts made by escorts.

ย  ย  Tabs take you to escorts in different cities, and the forum itself. The latter is not half bad and there are threads there dedicated to free downloads of XXX videos/images, with these covering golden showers, scat, BDSM, and more. Yeah, the forum is quite active. There were 147 members and 548 guests online at the time of this review and that's not too bad.

ย  ย  The default site language is Spanish, but this can be changed to English by using the language option at the bottom of each page. However, like I said, the default language is Spanish, and changing this will not do much in translating what's on the site into another language.

ย  ย  Ads are present, site features are average and there's no spam.

What I Think of Laestokada

ย  ย  Apart from having a singularly difficult name to remember, on the whole fails to make much of an impression. But it is worth a visit, if only for a more determined check of the many video and image threads that it hosts!

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