Locanto Australia

Locanto.com.au

Well fellas, it is a brand new day, and here’s another Australian escort site due for a review. Put your cock back in your shorts and get a paperweight to hold it down before getting your hands together and applauding for Locanto.com AU. This site is Australian-focused to a T and has some rad escorts that could do with a dump of fresh jism in their slits!

Here’s my Locanto.com.au review and may it lead your boner to everlasting fucking adventures in Australia!

Paying For Orgasms!

Before you book an escort you first check your wallet to see if you have enough condoms to fuck her till her cunt is crying for its mama! Then you check to see if you have enough cash to make her pussy bleed! Now, escorts on this escort site Australia charge what appears to be very reasonable fees.

Summer for example is a very pretty and faintly Asian-looking young lady who says she’s flirty, decadent, and alluring. Her full-service rates are $130 ($100 USD) for 30 minutes, $170 ($131 USD) for 45 minutes, and $200 ($i54 USD) for 60 minutes, plus $100 ($77 USD) and $170 ($131 USD) for 30 and 60 minutes worth of massages respectively.

Then there’s another lass whose profile title is Amazing Sexy Big 36E Naughty Passionate GFE Extra Anal. Her Locanto profile name is Cairnsbb000 and she both calls herself a high-end slut and looks the part with a juicy bubble butt and a sizable pair of firm tits. $150, $200, and $250 ($115 USD, $I54 USD, and $193 USD) gets you 30, 45, and 60 minutes with her respectively, while incalls cost $350 ($270 USD) for an hour and $650 ($501 USD) for 2 hours. This babe promises the full GFE experience, including but not limited to golden showers, 69 sex, ball-sucking, stripteasing, roleplaying, and more.

Rebecca on the other hand is 25-year old, slim, and rather beautiful. She says she’s the perfect playmate for you and loves it when you fuck her roughly. Her full-service rates will set you back $100, $130, $170, and $200 ($77 USD, $100 USD, $131 USD, and $154 USD) for 20, 30, 45, and 60 minutes respectively, and she like the other girls I have mentioned so far calls Port Macquarie home.

Not to worry because I checked out other Australian cities and the prices that escorts charge there appear almost identical with what those in Port Macquarie demand to get nude and nasty with you. Generally, the least you can expect to fork over with escorts on this escort site is $100 in greenbacks and that will get you 15-20 minutes of fun. An hour costs more of course, as does booking an escort Australia who calls herself high-end and charges like she is the next best thing since sliced bread with jam and tea!

Locate Your Fun With Locanto.com.au!

Locanto is more than an escort site and does feel quite a bit like Craiglist. Here you can search for jobs, women, men, houses, books, vehicles and a lot more. Think of it as a marketplace where folks buy and sell on the daily, with pussy being included in the list of merchandise that is being bought and sold.

To get started here you just click on a city or state on the homepage and from there go to Personals and click on escorts. The left part of the new page that loads has some content filtering options, with more options at the top letting you search for escorts according to how far or near they are to your location. By default, escort ads here are vertically arranged, but you can change this to a grid view.

Escort ads lack image thumbnails, with images being revealed only when you click on each escort ad and go to the profile of the escort it leads to. Images in each escort profile are viewable via slideshow and can be shared via Twitter, Facebook, and Gmail, and escort profiles can be shared via the same means. Escort ads are usually detailed, containing a short bio, rates, and stuff about services rendered. A message box at the right of each ad lets you send messages to any escort you care for via email and there’s a Flag button for reporting ads you feel are scams.

I would say that the escorts on the site fall into the average class. But that does not mean they won’t suck your destiny from your cock if you bring that truncheon a mile near them. More, it could be just me, but I think there are too many Asian escort profiles on the site for them to be genuine. I am not saying that Asian sluts cannot be escorts, but that there are possibly too many of these sort of escort profiles on Locanto com.AU. Then there’s the fact that you can expect to run across escorts with multiple profiles on the site, which is usually a danger sign.

Oh Dear Locanto!

I did say that Locanto Australia is unlike most other escort sites. It is more like a site you go to in search of just about everything, and that everything includes a lot of juicy escort snatch!

So, the site is conventionally laid out and has a basically colorless homepage. Within a grey header near the top lies an advanced search functionality and tabs beneath it leads you to services, jobs, stuff for sale, vehicles, and the like. Underneath this is a list of Australian cities and states. There are login and registration tabs at the top right of the page and if you want to become a member you can choose from basic and premium membership.

A pull-down menu at the extreme right of the page lets you choose from a lot of countries on just about every continent. Click on any country you see there and it will take you to what Locanto offers in that country. Yeah, Locanto com has a worldwide presence in case you were wondering. There’s some spam here and site features are mostly uninspiring, but enough for the purpose.

What I Think of Locano Australia

The Australian version of Locanto appears to offer a lot, but its site design appears to be the biggest thing holding it back. For fucks sake they should clean it up, verify escorts and see us horny fellas troop in by the thousands!
I can recommend this site, but with reservations.