Locanto Austria

Locanto.at

    Locanto Austria is like American democracy. Them fuckers seem to be in every country in the world, with each country catering to its internal audience and all countries staying true to the overall Locanto Austria format.

    Locanto.AT is much the same as every Locanto Austria iteration your boner directed you to! This escort site Austria has escorts in just about every Austrian city, all waiting for you to declare war on them and unload explosive cum warheads within their innards!

    Here’s my Locanto.at review and be sure to read it like a boss and prosper like a slut with a sugar daddy who has a mansion on Mars!

Lock Up The Poon!

    Money is involved if you need a pussy to call your own. Luckily though, the escorts on Locanto Austria. at do not appear to be in a hurry to state how much they charge for slit widening and pussy plumbing and that can almost lead you to believe they are giving it out for free.

    Well, there’s nothing like a free lunch and if the escorts in Austria here are not allowed to list their rates, nothing is stopping me from letting you know that you can expect to pay them around $110 to $150 per hour. Much less money will change hands if you book escort pussy for 30 minutes or so and if you do find an escort on the site that lets you practice your vagina stuffing skills on her for free, I would be most interested in hearing about that and being given directions to her place of abode!

    Where was I? Yes, $110 to $150 an hour should get you top-grade escorts on Locanto.at. That’s competitive with the rates in the states. If you pay any more than that then better get ready to tell me how the slit you thrashed at that premium rate drew you into paradise and made you cum without limits!

Locanto Austria Fucking Escort Profiles

    Locanto follows the same format in all their iterations in varied countries. Locanto.at should thus feel and taste familiar to folks who visit varied Locanto Austria sites enough times a week to qualify for visa-free entrance into the cumming heavens!

    As to be expected, there are no escort profile thumbnails on the homepage. To find stuff like this, you need to select the city of your choice from the homepage and then go searching for male escorts, female escorts, trans escorts, fetish-loving escorts, BDSM escorts, and more in that particular locale.

    Escort profile thumbnails have a title, location, and the age of the escort is displayed, plus there is a short bio you can check out if you know German or have translating software near at hand. No images are visible in any escort profile thumbnail here. To view these, you have to click on the escort profile thumbnail and open it up for a detailed perusal. A few profiles have a Top tag, but for all I know it could mean that escorts that have these on their profiles like being on top when being jackhammered by plunging dicks!

    There’s not much stuff in the escort profiles that I checked out. Yeah, while images, phone numbers, and profile sharing via social media are supported, the bio tends to be rather short and I am talking 100 words or less. At least there’s a map and when you click on this you get to see on a new page the precise location of the escort whose profile you have been wildly staring at for the last few minutes. That’s not much of a consolation, though it might be if you are planning on kidnapping someone!

    Before I forget, images in each profile are viewable in slideshow format and these are mostly amateur selfies of average quality. There are also back and forth buttons for browsing from one escort Austria profile to the next, plus a search bar at the top of each escort profile page and in fact on all site pages that lets you search for escorts that are within varying distances from you.

    I get the impression that there are not many escort profiles on Locanto Austria. and I am unsure as to if that is good or bad, especially considering that the site is more like an Offer Up or Craiglist than an escort site and offers up lots of unrelated content. As for escort quality, well, that is an average matter. But do remember you don’t need to deposit your jism in fine pussy belonging to ultra-fine babes to feel on top of the world!

Simply Locanto

    Locanto is Locanto Austria and doesn’t present much of a surprise. The site design is standard and option-packed.

    Login and registration tabs, the Help and FAQ, and tabs that direct you to other countries in the Locanto universe can be seen at the top right of the homepage. Registering is free here if you have the nerve for it and there’s a search bar on the homepage and on every page as well that permits searching for specific search terms and stuff within specific distances from you.

    Beneath these are tabs that direct you to jobs, events, automobile sales, and stuff, with most of the homepage packed with a selection of Austrian cities. When any of these cities are clicked, a new page that could have been taken out of Craiglist shows up and from this, you need to search out and click on escorts in the Contact section. Yeah, it sounds easy, but nothing here is in English, with German being the default and only site language.

    Anyway, there are no ads or spam, site features are average and there really is nothing that I can sincerely say got me all excited.

What I Think of Locanto Austria

    I would rather have my front teeth pulled with pliers by my sadistic ex than visit this site again. Locanto.at is immensely forgettable and doesn’t offer any special brand of escorts, nor momentous experiences. It frankly is boring and you will find better stuff elsewhere without exerting yourself much.