Locanto Colombia

Locanto.com.co

    There's good reason to believe the garden of Eden was or used to be in Colombia! The country has some of the sexiest, lushest and sweetest ladies in the world. You don't need to have a couple of brain cells to understand why Adam got so busy fucking these chicks with his trusty anaconda that God got very jealous of the action going on under his almighty nose and drove the first orgy group out of the garden. Or have I been reading my Bible upside down? No matter!

    Anyway, I got bored with looking up the skirt of the old ladies in church and decided to go home and put together this Locanto Colombia review you are seeing. Here's hoping you enjoy this Locanto.com.co review and see fit to nominate me for a Nobel Prize in literature or something!

It's The Coke

    Are they smoking something special over in Colombia? I thought that might be the answer as to why an escort I saw on Locanto.com.co was asking for 65 million Colombia pesos per hour just to squirt, deliver the perfect GFE, and give you an oral performance good enough to uproot your brain from its attachment to your spinal cord!

    The said girl has no name I could see, lives in Medellin, and rocks an oval face, plus a mighty booty that's a cure for whatever ills of the world you might choose to immerse yourself in! 65,000,000 in Colombian currency is nearly $17K at the current exchange rate and I wouldn't pay that to dig out Naomi Campbell's ovaries with my hoe of a cock!

    Another chick named Sofia charges 30,000 Colombian Pesos per hour and will let you fuck her how you like it, while she returns the favor to your prostate. 30,000 pesos is like $8 and thus incredibly cheap.

    Anyway, not every escorts Colombia on the site has rates listed, and those that do very often put it down in a very confusing manner. Like you often cannot know if the rate you are seeing refers to American or Colombian currency, with both forms of money having virtually identical icons.

    Despite that, there's no doubt at all that escorts here can be had extremely cheaply. Like some will take like $10-$15 per hour and let you put it into them in every direction and with all kinds of force. That's a rather good deal if I do say so!

Lock And Loaded On Locanto

    Trans, female, and male escorts, dates, relationships, clubs, doms, erotic masseurs, and more are just a sample of what Locanto Colombia offers. You could lose yourself here for hours and not know it!

    Escort profiles are however not very easily accessed from the homepage. Your best bet would be to input Escorts En Colombia into the search bar atop the page and browse the search results for the best selection of pussy, cock, or asshole fit for your discriminating consumption!

    Once on an escort profile page, search bars atop and to the left make it possible to search through what's available by location and age, while tags permit parsing by sexual services offered.

    Escort image thumbnails list the number of images available, the name and location of the escort, plus a short bio. These images can be browsed through in slideshow once profiles are clicked on. Escort profiles usually contain bios of one or two lines, plus a map for precise location discovery purposes.

    To the right of each escorts Colombia profile is a message box for sending messages to these escorts, though you also need to input your email for this feature to work. Some profiles have reviews and these can be checked out if required.

    The escort quality here is like average. But all them babes seem eager to please and will probably agree to getting gored in the fanny by an adult rhino if you pony up enough cash!

The Locanto way 

     Locanto follows a standard formula that doesn't change regardless of the country it operates in. Locanto.com.co, therefore, looks like all others and is more marketplace than an adult site. Think of a prettied-up version of Craiglist and you will be on the money.

    The Locanto.com.co homepage as usual is occupied by Colombian city names. You click on this and get taken to a page that has all kinds of goods and services on sale. If you are after escorts and sex, a much better thing to do is to input the type of fun you want in the search bar and then choose the city you want these sluts, cocks, and slits located. The search bar sadly lacks advanced search functionality, and it would have been great to be able to search for escorts by certain physical attributes.

    Site features are okay, and ads are absent, as is spam. Locanto Colombia is however not the most user-friendly and the default language is Spanish.

What I Think of Locanto Colombia

    I can't think up a compelling reason why anyone should bookmark or visit this escorts Colombia site. It does nothing much as well as its peers and hosts average escorts of no immense importance.
I would recommend you pass by this and fall more in love with that neglected, lonely and depressed right hand of yours!