Locanto India

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    Hey hey hey, how’s it going? Out here for another escort site in India review? Well, you are in luck, because I took interest in this site after someone I know, tried to check out this site and asked me to review it before he uses it. So, without further stories, let’s get right into Locanto India and see what it has to offer.

What Da Escorts Doin…

    Visiting the website, the homepage or should I say the results page looks somewhat okay—gotta give it to the navigation though, they laid out the escorts and call girls and different services and categories, making it easier for you to contact and hire an escort or two. It is also easy to filter for different cities, just search—either you are in Mumbai or somewhere in Southern India.

    Design aside, Locanto India has a wide range of services and categories. The only thing bigger is the asses of the escorts on the site! Categories like matrimonial, casual encounters, strippers, bars and clubs, dating, and so on.

Where are the Escorts?

    Moving on from the web design and categories, it’s about time to talk about the escorts, the mood-soothing women on the platform, how good they are, and how well they might be able to please you.

    Just like any other escort site in India that has been reviewed on Escort site, I like going through the cities to check different girls that are available—but sadly, I couldn’t see the pictures. Which was the first flag for me. There was results yea, but the snippets don't have pictures even when there’s a space for one. This was like 70% of the escort profiles and posts I came across. And the ones with pictures? They looked fake, they look like someone cropped a picture from an Indian sex tape and decided to make it theirs, ridiculous.

    When it comes to the profile descriptions—no words man, although there are phone numbers to call for bookings—it is singlehandedly the most cock-softening type of description I have seen in years. It’s like the escorts don't even want to be there, they have no zeal or interest in trying to suck your cock and get paid for it. Here’s one “ CALL ENJOY GIRLS TELUGU AD NORTH IN PAJANGUTTA AMEERPET KPHB HYDERABAD RV.CALL…” what in the heck is that lmao, I cringed.

    Thanks to the profile and how the results are structured and the descriptions, can't tell me otherwise, Locanto India is full of spam profiles and they are annoying, someone even put up a pic of an actress, Jesus, Lord Shiva, what are we to these people… Damn! 

    Lastly, account creation is what got on my… I just wanna sort through the cities and check which chick is worth bringing to you but I was hit by a limit and a redirection to create an account, so if you are just planning to view and bounce—you might have a hard time because you can't, you gotta register your shaft for oil replacement.

Is Locanto India a Reliable Escort Site in India?

    Honestly, I don’t know why this website is still running—probably because it’s multinational but to me, it doesn’t solve the problem for the horny men and women of India. It just doesn’t come close to other escort sites in India, in terms of quality and everything else. Your manhood is better off with better options, don’t fall for this trap.