Locanto Mexico

Locanto.com.Mx

    I know I'm guilty of finding you every fuck in every town. Yes, that's the only help I can get you, even when It's not my fault your dick got too hard, and you're seeking a release from the pressure under your shaft. Anyway, while you reminisce on your dirty high school romance, let me take you through the review of Locanto.com in Mexico. Do not forget to grab a local dish while at it.

The homepage

    I can't seem to find or smell the pussy of a bitch on the homepage. There are too many texts here indicating it is more or less just a dating site, not an escort site. I mean, that's what it shows.

    Dudes are supposed to be stroking dicks off every round booty on this site, but we didn't even know what shit is supposed to be on Locanto.

    Apart from the fact that you won't find any hotties here on the homepage, Locanto is a mall. There are too many options for different services. I can't even point out if this is shitty or just too ambiguous to be called a dating or escort site. Bad arrangements, I'm still stuck on the thought of what was the intention of this website creator, or maybe he wasn't paid!

    Looking at the homepage, there are different category boxes; they include the Beauty Category, classes section, where you will find different courses and subjects to learn, and also trainings you can get involved in. The “buy and sell" category shows advertisements for a whole lot of things, starting from Adult fashion to children, hobbies, music, and even IT and media. Another category is “community". Here, you will find different agencies for either adult caregiving or child support and lots more. Clicking on the dating category will take you to a form where you will input and answer all the information that will help you find a partner.

    Moving to the contact category, this is where you will find many profiles of users who are available for a hookup or to be involved in a casual relationship. You get to choose whoever matches your interests.

    Other categories on the homepage include Employment, Events, home and garden, Estate, Services and vehicles, where you can rent a vehicle

    Man! There's truly a lot of stuff going on in Locanto, and you don't even want to go through this type of stress if you want to get laid any time soon.

    The homepage of Locanto looks simple and boring, with no pictures to wank off to. There's absolutely nothing here for you, so turn around and leave.

    Looking down, you will see that cities have been categorized alphabetically from A- Z. For easy navigation, all you have to do is click on any city, and you will find yourself in the midst of different profiles of people available for a date.

    Locanto, for those who don't know, is a classified site for buying and selling things locally. You can either use it to offer lessons, rent a car, or find employment, or you can use it to find some hot, sexy chick to keep romantic company.

    If you click on contacts, you will find different escort options to choose from, Most of these short profiles do not have pictures on them, and the few who do have their pictures blurry

    In general, Locanto is like a supermarket; it has so many unrelated options, which may be quite helpful in other ways apart from curing an immediate boner.

The Loca Belles

    Since locanto.com is an online dating site and, by extension, another mall of the supermarket, we can not really talk about the belles here because there is absolutely nothing to talk about. You can only get to know about a belle's identity when you hook up with her.

What I think About Locanto

    First thing you want to know before unbuckling your belt is that Locanto is not just an escort site, it is a fucking supermarket and might not really suit your dirty bucket list and dark sexual desire.

    Although, you can still find a couple of interesting profiles that may want to hook up or be in a casual relationship.

    Depending on which category you click on, you may find yourself booking a class, renting a car, advertising, sending an employment letter, or choosing an escort. You just have to know what you're looking for and where to get it, or else you would just be found wandering in a desert with your hard cocks and not pussy to make you cum.