Locanto NewZealand

Locanto.co.nz

    Echoing the word Locanto in my head over and over again makes me believe that this site just wants to give me a headache trying to decipher what it may mean. Well, I guess it’s a Latin word after all that may mean to put something in place. Does that mean escorts have already been positioned to look after my cock? I hope that’s it.

    I can envisage taking my cock out for a treat, and then there I get a response that escorts are waiting to receive and pamper my dick with their mouth full of ice, ready to send shivers down my spine, and their well lubricated hands ready to make the hairs around my tiny nipples stand erect.

    Make sure to stay glued to this review because it promises to be wild!

The Home Of Locanto

    This homepage looks too serious for my liking, it has too many texts around, all written in different font sizes. The white and blue colors used here make it look bad, it looks busy. Who would have thought that instead of butts and boobs directing me on where to go, I would be met with texts that seemed as though I registered for an online class?

    Well, several control buttons exist here that make navigation easy. You can choose to log in if you are an existing user. There is also a search button that helps make your stay here easy. There are different escort categories on the left side of the page, where you can choose escorts based on your preferences and their services.

    You can also choose a location to view these escorts, and there are also a number of escorts available in the region attached to these regions. Next to these are the profile thumbnails of these escorts. They look so boring, especially because you cannot view their photos unless you log in or sign up.

    The escort profile thumbnail carries the escort's name, age, and location. There is also a brief note on these escorts. There is a long list of them, and also a load more button when you exhaust the previous ones. The bottom of the page just has a few articles and more information about the site and page.

Let’s Meet Them Shawtys

    The profile thumbnails of these escorts make it seem as though these escorts are not worth my time because there are no photos to spice up the moment, and their thumbnails look so dull and boring. Well, just so you don’t judge a book by its cover, you can check out their profiles first before concluding.

    A click on any thumbnail will land you on the escort’s profile page, where you are bound to see the escort’s details. In this case, escort profiles are very scanty, there are very few photos of them, and these photos are of low quality. What you see is just their contact information, username, star ratings, and location.

    Some of these escorts also have a brief bio on themselves and also a price rate. About a quarter of them of them do not have these details. There are also safety tips on how to deal with these escorts, and that’s all that there is to an escort profile page.

    Other things you see are other escort ads lined up in a pretty way, waiting for you to sight them so they can wave by dangling their boobs on your face.

Are These Escorts Real?

    The photos of these escorts are so shabby that one can’t even begin to think that these escorts are real. I mean, a normal escort site is supposed to have their escorts looking all sexy and hot so that they can be attractive and all, but the opposite is the case here. Escorts out here look like their shadows.

    Yet again, this site has given out a few safety tips on how to deal with these escorts, and one of them is that you should only meet people who seem trustworthy. That should mean that most escorts on this site aren’t to be trusted. They could be impersonators or even worse. In all, be careful so you don’t get outsmarted.

Escort Rates

    You must admit that when these girls act and behave like good girls, they sure deserve a treat or two, so let’s find out if they requested anything for being good girls while at it.

    TeAmoh is 35 from Auckland region, she says she’s available all day and night and loves to host and suck cock. She charges 300 NZD per hour, and this equates to $188. A fair rate if you ask me.

    If you need a younger escort, perhaps a brunette, then check out Brianna, who is 21 from Dunedin. She charges 160 NZD for a quickie, and this equals $100. For an hour of service, she charges 300 NZD, which equals $188.

    Not all escorts have their rates attached to their profiles, and some state on their profiles that their rates aren’t fixed, and a call or message would solve that. Nonetheless, escort rates on average here per hour is between $150 and $200, and this is because the rate is subject to change. On low ends, below $100 would do the magic, and on high ends, $250 and above.

What I Think Of locanto.co.nz/escorts/20905

    If you are in New Zealand and are out of options, then stop by and make a choice among escorts here. After all, some of them are worth the stress. Otherwise, check other escort sites in the region to avoid getting disappointed because escort profiles here do not seem to be of good quality.