Locanto Singapore

Locanto.sg

    With all the pixelated porn videos featuring Asian beauties, it’s only normal to want a taste of the real thing whenever you’re on the continent. With Singapore, you’re absolutely sure to get the prettiest chicks with the creamiest skin and pussies pinker than your wildest dreams. These sluts are not only appealing, they can get you off in ways you didn’t know had been invented.

    Looking for a good place to hire some? I know you are here for the locanto.sg review and I’ll make sure to tell you what I think about this site. We’ll walk through the front page, to the hoes and their profiles. Here’s my Locanto Singapore review.

Hoeless Homepage

    When I checked out locanto.sg, I was disappointed, trust me I was, why? Well when you look at some of the other escorts in Singapore reviewed on this platform, you’d notice their front page is always swarming with hoes, and loads of titties. But what do I see on locanto sg? A freaking front page with no picture review… I gotta click on the profile to view these hoes and it sucks!

    Due to the way it is set up, you might have to take a little more time to go through your options. The ads are stacked on top of each other with descriptions of what you’re looking to get and the age of your escort. In my experience, this helps you sieve out the ages you’re not interested in.

    The navigation isn’t so bad though — you can find ads and or escorts sorted according to locations so if you’re in a hurry, you could just click on the location you are or one nearest to you and get escorts or ads targeted at that location.

    That said, I can say they have a lot of categories like male escorts, strippers, BDSM, and so on. On the preview card, you’d find the escort's name, some long-ass headline, and a brief description. Not bad if you ask me.

    Clicking on an escort takes you to the profile or listing page, where you’ll get more information like description, prices, age, phone number, reviews, and so on. I’m actually surprised that some of them took their time to list out their rates. Actually, let’s go into the rates of the escorts on locanto.sg

Bangs for bucks

    Escorts on Locanto make up for the features by putting up really sexy pictures with their ads alongside how they can easily be contacted. So how much do they cost? Well, the escorts on locanto.sg can cost you as low as SGD100 per hour, not bad.

    Take 23-year-old Yu Xin for example. She’s a hot Taiwanese beauty with D-cup titties and creamy skin. I had to hold my cock down because just looking at her pictures made me want to blow my whole damn load. With just SGD120, you can do unlimited things for her for an hour.

    With 25-year-old QiQii, her boobs are the headliner. You can’t miss those huge melons! Like Yu Xin, you can get the full girlfriend experience. We’re talking blowjobs without condoms, and bareback fucking in whatever positions you fancy. Wah lau! You’d be so blurred to pass up on this lah.

Where the hoes at for real

    How are the hoes? Well, you know these escorts are gonna be as hot as Saudi Arabia but as fake as something on the eastern side. Yep! Locanto.sg might look good for other categories but when it comes to escorts, they just don’t make the cut with loads of spam content and profiles looking too good to be true.

    Or even more than that, I reckon some hunky guy is waiting for you on the other side to yank the wallet off your hand.

What I think of Locanto.sg

    Dude, it’s not worth it… instead of sitting around and wasting your time with a so-called escort directory full of spam content, you are better off trying other options reviewed on this platform. And who goes to a listing directory to hire escorts anyways? Xiao.