LoquoVIP Review

โœ“ Free to use
โœ“ No ads
โœ“ Easy to navigate
โœ“ Good number of escort ads
โœ˜ Lots of repeating escort ads
โœ˜ Most escorts donโ€™t state their prices

Score 74/100





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ย  ย  Whatever loquovip must mean, to me it just sounds like the whole URL here is saying Very Important Pussies are as intoxicating as liquor. And quite frankly, Iโ€™d say maybe they taste even more intoxicating. Well, Iโ€™ll save you the stress of having to figure out whether or not cunt juices make you stagger, cut to the chase, and introduce you to the escort site called loquovip.com.

ย  ย  Well, loquovip operates in six countries, but Iโ€™ll focus todayโ€™s review on the chicas in Mexico. Hereโ€™s my loquovip review, so sip on some liquor and hop into it already!

Pozoles, Pussies Or Pesos

ย  ย  A large number of these chicas donโ€™t make it a point to state their prices, probably because they must taste better than pozoles. Or just maybe they arenโ€™t interested in poking holes in your pocket but would rather prefer to have you call to get your heart ripped out of your rib cage with a heart attack on hearing what theyโ€™re worth.

ย  ย  Well, quite a few of the many escorts on this escort site let us in on their rates. So, thereโ€™s Kristal, a breathtaking babe with a spanking hot body, Chinese hair and supple ass cheeks. She lives in the Monterry area of the New Leon province and offers full services. Her rates are set at 3,600 MXN/ 50 USD for 1 hour.

ย  ย  Renata is a 23-year-old petite stunner with very portable assets and nipples like the apex of the Kilimanjaro mountain. She resides in the Miguel Hidalgo area of Mexico City province. Renata offers every service, including oral treats for individuals, and also attends to couples. Renataโ€™s charges are set at 1,400 MXN/ 70 USD for 1 hour.

ย  ย  Well, the rates charged by these Mexican hotties are far lower than what is charged by escorts in the States. Itโ€™s just an established fact that escort services are generally very affordable in Northern American countries. So you probably wouldnโ€™t be having a cardiac arrest after hitting these escorts up to verify their prices.

VIPโ‚‹ Very Important Profiles

ย  ย  Remember I said this escort site is available in six countries? Well, weโ€™re here for the chicas of Mexico. And while Spain is the default country on reaching the homepage, you can change this by simply clicking in the country bar at the top left corner of the screen and selecting Mexico.

ย  ย  Escort profile thumbnails are pretty small in size and give brief details about escorts. While the content of escortsโ€™ thumbnails varies from escort to escort, most thumbnails contain escortsโ€™ phone numbers, reference numbers, locations, ratings, and a short service description note. It seems most of these hotties would rather be addressed by their reference numbers than by their actual names and so youโ€™ll find reference numbers on every profile thumbnail but hardly any names. Again, profile thumbnails also show ages and the going rates for escorts who state this in their profiles.

ย  ย  Now, the typical Loquovip escort profile page looks pretty bare as a babyโ€™s butt in content and gives no particular details but just some bunch of text put together by escorts in whatever manner they feel best describes the circumference of their butt holes and the humidity of their wet cunts. At the top left of the profile pages is where youโ€™ll find an escortโ€™s location, phone number, going rate, a rating box, and a short note by the escort. To the top right of the profile pages, youโ€™ll find the send email, edit announcement, and report buttons. I guess I should report these babes already for being good-looking but so undetailed in their presentations.

ย  ย  Well, escorts photos are for sure the next thing youโ€™ll see, and they occupy the screen till the bottom of the page. But just above these photos are tags specifying what these hot-as-hell baddies will be doing to you, your cock, and you. These summary tags make it easy for you to quickly glance through what services an escort is up for instead of having to read through their promissory notes.
In general, the escorts here are just okay in quality, but their profiles are not as detailed as the curves that surround their bare butts. And while youโ€™ll find numbers and service expectations, baking your balls and munching on it with a cup of hot chocolate is way easier than finding price information on these escortsโ€™ profile pages.

Come Home To These Cheeky Asses

ย  ย  The Loquovip homepage has a white background with texts written in Spanish and with blue, black, and red fonts. At the top right corner are the home, favorites, post, create account, manage ads buttons, and a dropdown menu button. Right under this row of buttons are an ad space and a search bar with bars for filtering searches by country, category, state, and city.
Now, escort thumbnails are what the remainder of the homepage is filled with. Escorts thumbnails are small in size, with texts written in mini fonts and pretty clumped up. This makes scrolling down the homepage feel like wading through the Nile river for an opportunity to catch a glimpse of Pharoahโ€™s daughterโ€™s butt.

ย  ย  The homepage design here is just average, and its content is pretty packed together, making it look more like a forum. Again, everything here is written in Spanish, and there are no language options. Iโ€™m wondering why I skipped Spanish classes already.

What I Think About Loquovip

ย  ย  The escorts here are just okay, and if you are looking for quick and affordable escort services, then you can break a sweat and make an effort to reach out to the escorts here. But for pretty classy services, I wonโ€™t point in this direction.

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