LoveSita

LoveSita.com

    Most of us go to France because it is supposedly the most romantic place on the planet. Others go for the fine food and culture, while a few eggheads make the trip to study the literature and art of the Frenchies. And then there are people like you and me who can’t think of France without thinking of nude French women giving us a BJ and then requesting that we suck pink champagne from their puffy nipples!

    If you are currently in France, how and why you made the trip is your business. What I am about to do is to tell you all about an escort France site where you might be lucky to meet the fuck of your life! Here’s my LoveSita.com review.

Gotta Love LoveSita. Or Not!

    Well, LoveSita is a bit of a mixed bag. It appears to have some truly exceptional escorts and at the same time has odd quirks that make you want to pull out your hair and force-feed it to the postman!

    One of the quirks is that the site apparently fancies itself to be a high-end escort site and therefore its escorts do not list their rates. You don’t know how annoying this can be. Just wait till you have a boner, want to stick it in a French escort, and have to waste time chatting her up so you can learn how much she values and is pricing her precious twat.

    If asked, I would say that escort prices here per hour should be from $200 to $300. Of course, that’s more than what you will pay in the states, but that can’t be helped.

LoveSita Escorts Love Drama!

    The escorts on this escorts France site are high-end to the bone. There are trans escorts, BDSM escorts, female escorts and male escorts on LoveSita and you are supposed to book whichever of these makes your cock stand up the most!

    Pull-down menus atop the main escort page make it easy to search for varied kinds of escorts in different cities and regions. There’s also a search bar in case there’s a chick you know and want to search for her by name.

     The focus here seems to be on the female escorts. Thus, they have the most attractive image profile thumbnails, complete with racy images and flashing lights that tell you they are online and in the mood to accept penetrating oak tree woodies! But the farther down the page you go, the smaller are these image profile thumbnails.

    There’s something worth mentioning. See, profiles and images here are not verified. I’ve seen a profile bearing the image of a Met-Art model and I know for sure she’s no escort. And there’s another profile with the nude and half-nude images of a model I have seen before but whose name I cannot recall. She looks quite a bit like Nomzamo Mbatha. Yeah, that bootylicious chick in Coming to America 2. For sure that model ain’t an escort and yet her image is there in an escort profile on LoveSita.

    What this means is that there’s likely a lot of fake images and profiles here and you should be careful when booking sluts on this escorts France site. Yeah, first call them chicks up and ask for their rates and then ask for a video call. Should they refuse your video call, kindly tell them to go fuck themselves with a sharpened machete or two!

    Now, escort profiles are quite detailed and feature multiple images that can be zoomed in. Some profiles have a video or GIF. The details on each profile include the location of the escort, services rendered, and a bio that lets you make an educated guess about the personality of the escort whose profile you are currently ogling.

    Each escort profile also has associated category tags, like blonde, nympho, masseuse, or VIP and these can be clicked to find related escorts. If these category links are not available, then you can click the location of these escorts and see the collection of escorts who are in the same place.

    And oh, a few profiles are in English or have translations in that language. And in most of these, the escort makes aware of the fact that she does not keep money in her apartment. So, if you are booking escorts to fuck and rob them, it might be time you got another job!

    Escort quality on LoveSita appears to be above average, but there’s no way I can guarantee that any profile is what it says it is.

Not A Great Bit Of Love

    LoveSita for all its charms cannot be described as easy to use. The site design is more than okay, but the default language is French and that complicates matters because there’s no other language that non-French speakers can choose.

    There are pull-down menus, and search bars, as well as a Sex Cam site that is just a blog of what sex camming is all about. A login link is at the top right of every page. This though is only meant for members who have previously registered. For some reason, you cannot click on this and register as a new member.

    I would say the site has average site features and no ads. But there’s some spam.

What I Think of LoveSita

    I would say that so long as you keep your expectations in check, then LoveSita should provide an excellent assortment of pussies, cocks, and assholes for your cumming amusement and orgasmic release! The good sides of this escorts France site outnumber its bad sides and that makes it at least worth a look.

    Go on and try it out. But be as careful as if you are navigating a minefield filled with exploding rotten pussies!