Lusthaus Review

โœ“ Private receptions & massage
โœ“ Language options
โœ“ Many regions available
โœ˜ No price information
โœ˜ Too many texts
โœ˜ Site looks confusing
โœ˜ Too many ads

Score 72/100





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#1. Lusthaus Alternative

ย  ย  This site name sounds more like a house that is haunted by lust, a house that reeks of lustful desires with cocks roaming about looking for a cunt to devour. I kept thinking I was the hard guy kind of material until my cock wedded a cunt from Germany and holy molly, I still get chills when I recall how my cock was given a ceremonial treatment with a good ride. What topped the iceberg was the cunt practicing for a spelling bee by reciting words on my dick.

ย  ย  Well, get ready to lust after the escorts on this site, so buckle up and run through this Lusthaus review with me.

Letโ€™s Check Out The Lust House

ย  ย  I hope you took your German classes seriously in school because the first thing you view when you arrive on the home page of Lusthaus is a couple of words written in German Language. Well, the write-up only introduces you to the site and also tells you what you to expect from the site.

ย  ย  Make sure not to get so excited and put your cock at ease because you donโ€™t get to witness an escort splurge here upon arriving at the homepage; instead, what you get to see are ads, two of them. Well, Google Translate to the rescue; click on the entrance button, and voila, you get to view the actual homepage of the site.

ย  ย  The site, upon arrival, looks confusing; the color combo is terrible, and it has so many ads.

ย  ย  The logo and search button sit on the top of the page, and below it are a bunch of other control buttons such as the login, free registration, webcam, and others. I know you missed your German classes in school because you were too busy chasing those boobs and pussy. Well, good news for you. This site has language options on the right side of the page.

ย  ย  Next up is an introduction about lusthaus, with escort ads beneath it. At this point, my eyes hurt from the too many colors here on the site. I wonder what the designer was high on while designing. Perhaps he was high on a blonde with pink titties and pussy, or a brunette with an hourglass figure.

ย  ย  Well, there is a button that allows you to see who is online, private messages, how many users are active, and how many posts have been saved so far. There is a yellow box that has text written in blue, red, and black. So terrible. Make sure to put on your photochromic glasses. More ads await you, and it sucks.

ย  ย  The next thing you get to see on this site is a division of categories, which are; Whore test forum and Lusthaus erotic forum. This site also allows you to view users that are online and also view the lusthaus forum statistics.

ย  ย  By now, I was expecting to have drenched my floor in cum and also have a sore arm from an amazing wanking experience because of the hot escorts I thought I would be meeting here, but I am rather disappointed that I get to read so many texts written in so many colors. Well, letโ€™s keep navigating; there might just be light at the end of the tunnel.

ย  ย  Forum rules for the Lusthaus sex forum come up next; a whore test report and an ad are the next set of things you see here. This is all this homepage can boast of; too bad this site is boasting of too many written words and texts, whereas it is supposed to be boasting of large boobs and dripping pussies just as I can boast about the size of my huge cock.

What About The Escorts In The Lusthaus?

ย  ย  I wonder what you are willing to give in exchange for this piece of information. Would you be willing to share your escort with me? It could be more like a threesome, you know, and both cocks get to go home feeling relaxed.

ย  ย  Well, escorts here are not displayed the way you would want them to be; instead, there is something like a forum where these escorts are discussed, more like an escort review. So you get to know more about these escorts before making a choice.

ย  ย  A click on the search escorts under the Germany- whore test forum, then you get to view these escorts and what people have to say about their services.

ย  ย  Just as you get to experience the different parts of the body, from the ear lobes to the erected nipples, the navel, and other spots that would make your cock want to do something crazy, different topics are also discussed here.

ย  ย  In the end, you donโ€™t get to view these escort profiles, but you get to know a thing or more about them.

What Do They Charge

ย  ย  Without a profile, how would we know the rates of these escorts? Not even a contact information, just what do I tell my cock? It is rather sad that there is no way to contact these escorts quickly, but then, just as you have the asshole not too far from the cunt, the escort rate of other escort sites in this region can save the day.

ย  ย  An estimate would be between $100 to $200 per hour.

What I Think of

ย  ย  The site is a very confusing one. You canโ€™t just come on here and get pleasure and leave. You either have to begin translating the language or strain your eyes while navigating because of the font colors. Imagine having to encounter so many obstacles while trying to explore the wonderland. Just walk past.

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