magyarLANYOK

magyarLANYOK.net

    Hungary is prominent for its spa towns and hot springs and while chilling in a Hungarian spa is just an excellent idea, this certainly will not suffice when your wank stick begins asking for something more than chilling in a hot spring. Well, driving your stick back and forth in the nearest and wettest Hungarian creamy donut is your best bet at such moments.

    So, just so you’re covered in those moments, I’ll be reviewing the escort site called Magyarlanyok.net. Are you hungry for some Hungarian girls? Then hop on my Magyarlanyok review already!

Forints For Hungarian Girls

    Just in case you’re in Hungary and in need of the services of an escort, I’ll spare you this gist and save you the stress of having to negotiate with a voracious boner in the heat of that awkward moment where the thin line between your patience and your prick grows even thinner. Well, we both know that long stories don’t just vibe to your drive in such moments, and so I’ll shorten the price part of this long story on how to get an escort on Magyarlanyok and very directly advise that you carry along some forints for these foreign cunts. But, just how much forints do the escorts on this site demand? Let’s peruse a few profiles and find out.

    The list of stunning escorts is pretty large here, but these snatches don’t seem to see any need to have their going rates sitting somewhere on their profile pages which is rather interesting, especially considering how detailed the profiles here are. Well, since prices are not outrightly stated by the escorts on this site, I’ll have to estimate what their going rates are most likely to be myself.

    On average and judging from similar escort sites, escort rates here should vary from about 40,000 Ft/ 100 USD to 60,000 Ft/ 150 USD for 1 hour. And yeah, you will most likely find escorts that charge below this and those that charge above this range. Well, when it comes down to the going rate an escort places on their service, it is really just a question of their perceived quality, and escorts on Magyarlanyok cut across all aspects of the quality spectrum, so you’ll find escorts of every quality here.

Me, My Pussy, And I

    So just what do the Hungarian pussies on Magyarlanyok look like? I hope their slits squirt gold for the stress of having to pronounce Magyarlanyok. Well, thankfully, you don’t have to pronounce that to gain access to their escort profiles. So let’s see if these escort snatches are really worth it, or else you can go get a loan, order drum loads of wank cream, and jerk off to every one of their cunts instead.

    This escort site's homepage is literally buried in escort profile thumbnails. Profile thumbnails are arranged in groups of seven per row, and this really looks clustered as you scroll down the page. Thumbnails display an escort’s name, age, location, services rendered, weight, and breast size at a glance. Escort profile pages, on the other hand, are more fully packed with details and begin at the top with the escort’s photo and basic information about the escort. Shortly following this section of the screen and towards the center is a collection of the escort’s photos. The remainder of the page contains the about me, and services offered sections. And following this is a list of cities in Hungary at the very bottom of the page.

    In general, the escorts on this site vary in quality from mature horny, and adventurous housewives, whose tummies you have to wade through before ever getting to dig their very liberally spread cunts, to the tight as fuck elastic-bodied teens with trim sporty curves and assets that could strip you dry of white man matter for just adoring. Escort profiles are detailed but lack price details.

A Home Of Hungry Hungarian Holes

    On hitting Magyarlanyok.net into your browser, a language options screen comes up, which is pretty impressive. While the default language for this site is Hungarian, there are also options for English and Deutsch. This page also contains an age verification step. Well, you’re above 18, so you can choose to enter the site.

    The homepage of this site has a wine-red background, with text written in white and yellow fonts. The top of the homepage begins with language options located at the top right corner, together with the login and signup buttons. Below this is a row of buttons, including Budapest, countryside, male escort, tranny, erotic massage, adult ads, discussion board, new photos, and place your ads.

    Now, just a bit further down the homepage are escort profile thumbnails. These escort ads split the homepage into three sections. The first contains the latest escort ads of countryside escort girls. The second contains the latest ads of Budapest escort girls, while the third contains the latest ads of male escorts. Each of these sections has location tags just above escort profile thumbnails for quickly filtering ads by location.

    In general, the functionality of this site is pretty okay, but it’s design looks dated and could use a tweak.

What I Think About Magyarlanyok

    I recommend this escort site, although the user interface for this site is not the most impressive and most of the escorts here are really just average in quality and don’t state their prices. However, these guys seem to have a grip on what they are doing. And well, you sure want to get a grip on that boner of yours as soon as possible, so allow these slits to lend you a cunt!