Maltepeokul Review

โœ“ Free to use
โœ“ Easy to navigate
โœ“ Good looking escorts
โœ“ Lots of escort ads
โœ“ Spam free
โœ˜ Site is choked with excessive texts
โœ˜ Difficult to come across individual escort ads
โœ˜ No language options

Score 66/100





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#1. Maltepeokul Alternative

ย  ย  On first seeing this siteโ€™s URL, I rushed to the internet to find out whether taking a can of malt every day could grow my balls to the size of a coconut. Well, you canโ€™t blame me because this escort siteโ€™s URL sounds like it says malt for your pee pee is just a cool idea. For now, Iโ€™ll just try taking some malt for the next few days and my oh my, if I grow testicles that are as big as coconuts, Iโ€™ll hit the next flight to Turkey, desist from tucking in any boners I get, and bang the living hell out of every tight escort cunt until the elastic bands holding those pussies are stretched out like the Mississippi river!

ย  ย  While Iโ€™m trying to get enough malt supplies for this experiment, Iโ€™ll write you a Maltepeokul review as a toast to our future coconut-sized balls. So, get on your marks, grab some goggles for your testicles, and letโ€™s go on this journey.

Where The Heck Are The Going Rates?

ย  ย  Now, I have had my eyes scampering around the cunts and butts of these escortsโ€™ profile pages in search of one reason why these babes donโ€™t understand that next to their sumptuous and gloriously posed assets should come their call rates. Maybe these babes render services that cannot be paid for and would rather that you hike the Himalayas, smack your dick on the mountain slopes a thousand times and climb to the peak of the mountains there using just your testicles and a hard shaft before ever getting to see them. And frankly, if thatโ€™s what itโ€™s worth, then maybe Iโ€™d rather get a trailer load of wank lotions delivered to my house right away! But well, Iโ€™ll save you the stress of having to wonder what your testicles will look like after a mountain climb and give you my estimate.

ย  ย  Now, the average Turkish escort charges really low rates compared to what escorts in the States charge, and anywhere from 550 TL/30 USD to 1,850 TL/ 100 USD for 1 hour will go for most escorts of amateur quality like those here on Maltepeokul. This doesnโ€™t mean there are no exotic-type escorts in Turkey. There are definitely those who drip glory from their cunts and whoโ€™ll charge as high as 4,700 TL /250 USD for 1 hour, but the snatches here for sure do not fall in this category.

If Pussies Tasted Malty, Thatโ€™ll Just Be Kul

ย  ย  So whatโ€™s the taste of the escort pussies here? Malty, salty, or raw like freshly made sushi? Well, escort profiles here will sure do the trick of telling us just that. The Maltepeokul homepage has escort ads sandwiched within a bogus amount of text. And while there are a good number of individual escort ads here, a large chunk of these are escort agency ads.

ย  ย  Escort profile pages, on the other hand, have good enough information to keep your balls from falling off with suspense. They begin at the top of the page with the escortโ€™s name and photos. Following this is a call icon for reaching escorts by telephone calls and a table that shows a few basic details about escorts, including age, weight, height, etc. Again, shortly following this table is a very detailed description where escorts tell you to come spread your dick to be roasted with some pussy oil and hot riding.

ย  ย  Well, thereโ€™s so much detail here, but then most are unnecessary since important details like escortsโ€™ prices and rendered services are not included. Now, itโ€™s easy to understand why this is so since most of these girls are not independent workers but working under an agency thatโ€™ll not spare a strand of their pubic hairs in an effort to get you to drag your dick in their direction, and so they torment the shit out of your testicles with their stuffed to the teeth profile pages.

ย  ย  Now, you want to be wary of the fact that most of the ads here are escort agency ads, and this could be very annoying, especially considering the fact that these agencies donโ€™t even leave their contact details or at least specifics about their addresses. Come on! Howโ€™s my dick supposed to navigate to your agency? Well, there are still quite a good number of individual escort ads. It seems most individual escort ads have titles that end with the escort girlsโ€™ names, and you could use this as a clue to steer your army of sperm cells away from the annoying agency escort ads.

ย  ย  Well, itโ€™s pretty obvious that escort profile pages could really use a lot of adjustments beginning with the amount of unnecessary detail placed on profile pages. And while there are good-looking escorts here, finding them is an uphill task

Cumming At Home Is Pretty Kul

ย  ย  Remember what the cum painted faces of those pornstars look like after a bukkake scene? Well, the very first thing youโ€™ll very easily notice about the homepage here is that itโ€™s just choked with texts like the many sperm cells that sit on the faces of those pornstars after having those serial cum splashes waste their faces away. I have had to mention the most obvious part of this site first, but then what else does the Maltepeokul homepage have going?

ย  ย  First of all, you will not find this site funny if you have a non-Turkish speaking boner, and well, thatโ€™s because literally every text on this site is written in Turkish, and there are no language options available. The Maltepeokul homepage starts with four buttons at its top left corner, including the regions, blog, categories, and escort girl buttons. The remainder of the page is very simply arranged and contains a list of escort profile thumbnails on the left-hand side of the screen. For easy navigation too, different categories are displayed on the right-hand side, which include the latest ads and latest articles. Again, there is also some information about Pendik escort girls, Kadฤฑkรถy Uskudar escort girls, and Anatolian side escort girls shown here. And just so navigating to escort asses in your district of choice is as easy as possible, there is a districts section on this right side as well, which contains a list of the districts in Turkey. Now at the bottom of the page is a short guide on how you should steer your dick to escort asses in Pendik and how to make a selection.

ย  ย  Now, there's so much text on this site, and I have to wonder if maybe malt components are supposed to grow our testicles by filling up every breathing space in our testicles until bulging and growing to the size of coconuts is the only option left for our balls. And probably thatโ€™s just why this escort siteโ€™s homepage is designed this way.

What I Think Of Maltepeokul

ย  ย  This site could sure use a lot of work. Firstly, I doubt any serious dicks steer to an escort site to go read blogs that praise escortsโ€™ butts and how well they can rip testicles in two but donโ€™t give any relevant details to help contact them. So if you have a boner half as serious as mine, itโ€™s best you navigate to some other escort site and save your precious dick the stress of having to wait while you score through a lot of the senseless content in the profiles here.

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