Mileroticos

Co.Mileroticos.com

    If I had a rod a mile long, then I’d take a trip to Columbia and get the juicy pussies on co.mileeroticos.com to form an erotic queue a mile long and hit hard at those clits until a cum load that shoots a mile high into the skies comes raining on those steamy hot and boner curing escort booties.

    Well, fellas you just read my first attempt at writing a poem for the Columbian escort snatches on co.mileroticos.com. Guess I do better at writing reviews right? So, here another boner blessed day where I have to consistently shove my unwilling joystick heads down in my pants and patiently write you a co.mileroticos review. Well, you’re lucky I‘ve never had problems with shoving boners in my pants, so get to reading this cum inspiring review before I change my mind and let this boner out to go dick down a Columbian slit instead!

Cost Per Mileage

    Well, it’s no news that escort services come at a cost. So whether you are Christopher Columbus sailing across Columbia for the hundredth time, the escorts on co.mileroticos could escort you through those miles but at a cost. Now, just before you leave that wank cream behind and hit the road on a one-way trip to Columbia with a rejoicing boner tugged somewhere in your pants, let’s get some price info.

    For some reason, which I find hard to get, escort profiles on this site are detailed with large-sized escort photos, the services these escorts are willing to offer, and even payment methods. However, sadly I found no price information next to the phenomenal butts on this site. And for this reason, I’ll have to guess what it’ll cost to get these cunts up on their feet and headed for more than a mile in your direction.

    Thankfully, Columbian escort services are in general not as pricey as in the states. These chicks charge an average of anywhere from 850,000 Pesos to 130,000 Pesos for 1 hour. At current exchange rates, this is about $20 to $30 for 1 hour. Some Columbian escorts charge below this average range, and I guess pretty much that you’ll find some slits that most likely do the same on this escort site.

Come Walk A Mile In My Shoes

    Are we here for pussies or stories? This is the question I’ve been trying to answer since arrived co.milerotics.com. The vast majority of this site is filled with texts. And while you won’t see any escort ads on this site's homepage, a filtered search will reveal a set of vertically arranged escort profile thumbnails.

    Now, escort thumbnails don’t give a lot of vital information and don’t follow a defined pattern. It seems these snatches just keep telling any and everything but what we really need. Escort profile thumbnails contain the escort’s location and a short note by the escort. Well, a number of escorts include their ages and the services they offer in this note.

    However, it’s pretty obvious that many escort profiles are repeated multiple times, although with different locations. This doesn’t sit too well with me. I feel the repetitions are a needless pile and just make this site look crappy. Let’s open some profiles, and what do we find? Escort profile pages have the escort’s profile ID at the top, followed by their phone numbers and Whatsapp chat links. Under this is a short note by the escort and a collection of the escort’s photos and videos in some cases.

    Overall, escorts here are of good quality, and you have an eternal amount of them to select from. However, their profiles are more picture detailed than information oriented. Asses and titties take the most part of escorts’ profile pages. While this isn’t bad in itself, just how do we comfortably contact these beautifully arrayed Columbian snatches with near-naked profile pages? I must say I have a really confused boner right now.  

Are The Miles To This Erotic Home Worth It?

    The Mileroticos homepage has a very simple design, a white background with a vast majority of the text here written in blue fonts. However, there is a choking amount of texts here, although they are neatly arranged, which makes navigating pretty easy. Notwithstanding, the design here could use a tweak.

    At the top right corner of this page, you’ll find the favorites, user dashboard, post profile buttons, and a  dropdown menu that contains a list of countries where Mileroticos is operational. In the middle of this homepage, there are 8 categories of available services including women, massages, transex and transvestites, gay, men, others, virtual, and sex shop. Under each of these categories is a list of states in Columbia to help with easily completing a filtered search. The last section of this homepage gives a brief info about co.mileroticos.

    Well, in general, the co.mileroticos homepage is easy to navigate and of a simple design. With lots of filtered search alternatives, chances are you won’t need to use the search bar. However, it looks choked with text.

What I Think About Mileroticos

    Simple but boring site design and with a suffocating amount of text on every page. Again, there is no language option available for non-Spanish visitors. The escort profiles here are also poorly detailed, duplicated in certain instances, and with no prices stated. However, the escorts on this site look really worth it in quality. So I recommend this escort site if only you have the time to rake through a stockpile of poorly presented escort profiles.