Nairobiraha

Nairobiraha.co.ke

    If you are somewhere in the tropics and dribbled by the frantic tactics of an outrageously hard rod, then maybe your balls just want to play soccer. Well, just before it’s football time for your balls fellas, let me introduce you to the Kenyan escort site called Nairobiraha.co.ke.

    And if you are somewhere in Kenya or readying your backpack of testicles and a hard shaft for a visit to this tourist attraction? Then my Nairobiraha review will come handy. You sure as hell can tell it would!

Giving Kenyan Cunts Their Cuts

    We know it’s pretty hot in Africa and so seeing hot snatches on this escort site shouldn’t be much of a surprise. And well it wasn’t for me. These babes just seem to have begun evolving their asses from the stone ages up until now, I guess even Darwin would take a spin and do a summersault if he ever came across any of these evolutionary asses in his travels.

    The escorts here are pretty out of this world but while they could make you sway with so much joy and cause you to chant your favorite hymnal, they don’t state their prices and instead demand that you call and find out for yourself what their rates are. That’s quite some audacity fellas! But what can I say? With great assets come great audacity and these snatches sure have the assets aspect going for them.

    Well, I’ll do my job and tone down the audacity these prized pussies have attached to themselves by giving you my estimate of what their hourly charge should be. I’d say an average of anywhere from 5,000 KES/ 42 USD to 24,000 KES/ 200 USD should go for an hour with most of the escorts on this site. Again, you could land pretty good looking escorts for less than this but this range is still pretty cool.

Nairobian Nether Region Narrations

    Got a boner that’s up for some fun? Nairobiraha has just everything exciting to tickle the shit out of your boners from homepage to escort profile pages. Escort profiles thumbnails are visible from the homepage of this escort site and show escorts’ names, ages, phone numbers, and location at a glance. And if you’re like me, then you must be good at catching glimpses of tasty booties with just a glance.

    So, I hit open a number of escort profiles and what do I find staring me in my wank stick? Pretty detailed profiles I must say, but I can’t stake even a strand of my pubic hairs for the legitness of these profiles. There’s good enough details in writing but not enough photos to give me the slightest idea that these pictures were not just stripped of the internet and pinned to these profiles. To begin with, escort profiles do not show more than one picture of the escort, and just a few of these escorts actually have their faces displayed visibly. In general, escorts’ profile pages are just not picture detailed and this sends an off signal coursing through my schlong. For me, there’s no guarantee that the alluring asses you see here will be the ones turning up at your doorstep after you’ve made a call. Chances are you might end up just having to sit while spongebob does a striptease in his square pants right before you.
Well, escort profile pages begin with a mini sized single photo of the escort somewhere to the top right of the screen. And running through from the top center of the screen to its bottom, you’ll find personal details like the escort’s name, address, phone number, age, services offered, and a short note written by the escort.

    In my opinion, there’s quite a good amount of detail on Nairobiraha escort profile pages, which is pretty impressive. Again, although the escorts here look spanking hot in ass and titty dimensions, there are just not genuine looking photos that give me the assurance that I won’t be getting a grandma in stilettos after asking for a 20 year old.

Kenyan Hoochies At Home

    What exactly does the Nairobiraha homepage look like? Well, very frankly it looks like this site was designed for mobile devices and so it doesn’t seem to fit perfectly with a PC screen. That’s by the way though since all the features are still very accessible even on PCs. Well, the Nairobiraha homepage begins with a sign in button located at the top right corner of the screen and a row of buttons including the nairoraha, escorts agencies, blog, nairobi raha stories, and contact us buttons.

    Now, at the top and running through to the end of the screen just before you begin scrolling down are a list of search tags for the major streets in Kenya as well as a list of button tags for all the states in Kenya. And just in case these Kenyan snatches don’t just seem to be your taste, than thers is also a list of button tags for escorts in a few other African countries.

    The remainder of the homepage contains escort ads split into different sections including VIP escorts, premium escorts, and newly added escorts. Then lower down and till the bottom of the page is some pretty wordy info about the Nairobiraha escort agency and Kenyan escort services. There’s just so much text in this section it seems these guys set out to compete with the Mississippi river. Again, to the right and left sides of the screen and hanging like the long breasts of the indian goddess Jyestha are the major roads and Nairobi escorts buttons respectively.

    The homepage design here is pretty archaic and the whole page is just packed to the teeth with buttons and texts like an overgrown pubic region. I think I’d just have to hand these guys a shaving stick

What I Think About Nairobiraha

    This escort site is actually easy to navigate and has good looking escorts, although it’s really congested. And while I believe the Nairobiraha site is actually functional, most escort photos here just don’t look real to me in the least bit. You can use this site if you don’t mind, but don’t be mad at me if you get an escort that makes you look up the photos again and again and wonder why you didn’t just ask Spongebob to come over with spare square pants.