Naprivat

Naprivat.cz

    Naprivat does sound like one of those drugs you take when your groin starts to itch after a wild night at a brothel! Or am I wrong and just suffering the effects of over-eager Dumplings and Sauerkraut? Time will tell!

    Now, Naprivat.CZ might not be a medication any doctor will prescribe, but it does have the kind of women your body needs to stay in optimal shape! That’s right. If you are not interested in staying celibate for so long that tadpoles start hatching from your balls, then a visit to the escorts on the site might be in order!

    Here’s my Naprivat.CZ review. Read it and weep, but not as you did during your first heartbreak!

Fuck The Money

    Ever heard an escort say something like: “fuck the money, shift my kidneys now, daddy!”. I think not. Even if you make them sluts cum enough times to fill a dam, they will still bill you for it. I don’t feel that’s fair. Like if you fuck a chick till she orgasms multiple times, she should be the one paying you for your epic performance, rather than the one taking both your money and your bucketload of cum. That's it.

    Anyway, Naprivat CZ like most other Czech escort sites I’ve been to does not list escort rates. That means I will have to guess what these chicks take to ride you like man’s last hope and I would say that would be from $50 to $150 per hour.

    Yeah, that’s almost comparable to what you pay for a fuck in the states and that’s a big bummer since I can’t see what Czech escorts have that American ones do not. Like would you risk a plane crash and drowning just to take a flight to the country and shag a chick or two? I wouldn’t really, not unless the chicks under discussion have honeyed pussies, plus the kind of jugs that makes skilled jugglers out of the most ham-handed fellows!

Drowning In Escort Pussy Day By Day!

    Been eating your fill of escort snatch these days, comrade? Congratulations. Keep at your kidney-shifting task till I come and replace you so that you can have a well-deserved rest!

    Now, you really can drown in the escort pussy over at Naprivat CZ. There are a few escort profiles on the site homepage, with options at the left letting you look for escorts within specific towns and cities.

    Escort profile thumbnails are tiny and decorated with the name and location of the escort. Profiles contain multiple images of unimpressive quality, a short bio, statistics, and contact details. A few escort Czech profiles are in English, but it would be best to have translation software handy if you intend to spend some time on the site.

    Know a busty beauty called Kamilla? She has a profile on Naprivat.CZ and looks like she fell from heaven yesterday. Yeah, she’s that fresh and sweet-faced! She’s supposedly 19-years old and her profile says she’s a young girl with passion inside her. I definitely know what should be inside her for the next few weeks eagerly ripping her barely-legal twat apart and filling her with enough baby juice to produce a multitude of nations!

    Ella on the other hand is 35-years old and has a body that’s guaranteed to make you harder than any rock you've ever seen and felt up! There’s a peach where her ass should be and she’s slightly bow-legged. So, be sure to put those legs of hers around your waist while giving her a taste of your artillery and I can almost guarantee that her kidneys will be propelled from her body into her gullet! Ella says she’s horny and seems to mean it. So, be a gentleman and get that dick into her as fast as possible before she faints dead away from cock starvation!

    Anyway, escort profiles here are relatively easy on the eyes but could do with some heavy updates a d eye-candy. Like they are not as compelling as they should be, but it should be easy to fix that. Escort quality is slightly above average and there are plenty of actual goddesses available begging you to throw your cock so far up their crack that the UN will deem it a war crime!

Getting Funky At Home

     Naprivat.CZ has a standard and unremarkable homepage setup. You could fall into this escorts Czech site by mistake and not know it, with only the sight of naked and scantily clad girls here and there cluing you into the fact that this is no ordinary place.

     White is the background color and there’s an average assortment of site features. Only a trio of tabs are present and one of these lets you register, with account activation requiring a fee.

    Ads and spam are lacking and we can at least be thankful for that. And yeah, the default language on this Czech escort site is Czech, though you will find a few profiles and site options in English.

What I Think of Naprivat

    Well, I would say that this escort Czech site is a disappointment. My biggest peeve is the site itself which looks like it was put together a couple of decades ago and barely updated since. More, site features are average and the lack of language options makes the place hard to use for anyone that doesn’t speak Czech.

    Overall, I would say that Naprivat CZ is too much trouble than it is worth. Thus, I would rather renew the vows I took to love and cherish my right hand all the days of my life than visit this escort Czech site again!