OhneService

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    Ohne Service is a forum where escorts are allowed to put their holes on display and advertise their bedroom skills. At least that is what I thought it was till I found out what it is actually used for. See, Ohne Service just like the majority of escort forums out there serves as a place where fellas can come to talk about escorts and rate them as honestly as they can, so as to let their fellows decide if these same escorts are worth rolling in the hay with.

    Here’s my Ohne-Service.com review and it would be nice if you actually read it without comforting your cock in your fist!

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    We all have seen and had our fill of sex forums and Ohne-Service does not differ from the norm. I was actually expecting it to have some posts by escorts advertising their ability to offer comfort to distressed cocks, but that does not seem to be the case. Or if there are escort ads here by actual escorts, they are buried so deeply within the forum that I will be needing an armored D9 bulldozer to uncover these!

    What we have are posts by site members reviewing the services of a range of escorts and replies by other members seeking clarifications, commenting on their own experiences, and asking if the girl in question is worth getting hard for. These posts often quote the complete escort ads under review and the fees stated in these ads tend to be less than a hundred bucks per hour.

    Yeah, that means escorts in Austria should be pretty much affordable for all, even for those Americans who rely on their parent’s pocket money to get by!

Forum Design

    Ohne-Service.com has a simple and averagely intuitive setup. A condom with a red line crossing it is the site logo and this is positioned at the top left of the homepage. There’s a search bar with very advanced search functionalities in place, plus login and registration tabs at the opposite corner.

    Registering and becoming a member here is a convoluted process and there are forms to fill, but it is free and grants you privileges. The default site language is German, but if you were to scroll to the bottom of the homepage, there are a couple of tabs where you can choose from standard or mobile view, as well as German and English. Even if you opt for the latter though, not everything on the site will be translated into that language.

    I like that clicking the Advanced Search link beneath the search bar lets you search for stuff by keywords, username, tags, and lots more. It also brings up the 1000 most searched terms for easy reference.

    The normal assortment of threads and posts fill up the homepage and further down is the site stats, including the total and currently active members. Around 461 users were online at the time of this review, with just 20 of these being members, while the rest are guests. There are a little less than 15K members here, with 7,184 threads and 48,178 posts.

    Site features are okay and there are no ads to be seen. Navigation is not the smoothest, but things generally work as they should.

What I Think of OhneService

    Well, I have of course been in contact with sex forums that looked better, had more features and options than Ohne-Service. I wouldn't really recommend it to an American and it only makes sense if you are Austrian or going to Austria for some prolonged cunt stretching and want other wankers to recommend the best slut for the purpose. The place is free, but the site design is everything but eye-catching, while the complicated registration process, poor English language implementation, and relative lack of members, threads and posts piss me off more than a little bit.

    You can visit here, but don't stay too long, or you might find yourself tearing out your hair by the roots!