Panescorts

Panescorts.com

    I have my hands on my window pane right now, and I’m lost in thoughts, trying to decide how I should spend the next million boners of my life. Well, after moments of rubbing my palms against my window pane severally, I have decided I’ll get a one-way ticket to Panama, line up every Panamanian escort ass and invest all my boners in the deep corners of their tight holes. Just maybe I won’t have to worry about boners after investing several thousand cumshots in those Pamanian pussies.

    Now, having hatched such a great plan, I’ll sit back and write you a review for the Panamanian escort site called Panescorts.com. And well, here’s my Panescorts review so you don’t

Getting A Spot In A Panescorts Escort’s Port

    Ever had to stick a plug in a port? Like, stick it in and watch it go all the way in? I’m pretty certain being here means you are not a newbie to sticking stuffs in ports. But well, Just before you go sticking stuff around, and so you don’t get surprised by a sudden jolt of electricity coursing through your rod and baking your balls for sticking them in the wrong ports or for sticking them in at no cost, let’s get an idea of what the chicas on this escort site quote as their going rates.

    Laura is a beautiful 22-year-old Colombian who lives in Via Veneto and is armed to her teeth with assets that could submit the Philistinian phallus of giant Goliath. Laura’s up for orals, caresses, and adventures in various positions and has her rates set at 40 USD for 30 minutes and 80 USD for 1 hour.

    There’s also the 40-year-old Zheila, just in case milfs are your spec. Zheila is as sexily shaped as the letter S with a skin so tight and flawless I had to check where 40 is on the number chart again, and I think I found it somewhere after 18. Zheila’s rates are 40 USD for 30 minutes, 70 USD for 1 hour on incalls, and her outcalls range from 100 USD to 150 USD for 1 hour.

    Escort services here are really affordable and way less than the average rate charged by escorts in the States. Again, these girls are North American. And well, this region is just the home of really affordable escort services.

Panescort Profiles₋A Paradise Of Angelic Escorts

    What do Panescort profiles look like? The escorts here just seem to want to have you smirking at your woody all day while perusing their profiles. Escort profile thumbnails are littered all over the screen right from the homepage of the Panescorts site, and display escorts’ names, location, ages, price, verification status, and a brief description of escorts. Escorts profile pages are however all the more detailed and contain tags at the top of the screen showing an escort’s location, age, price, nationality. Following these tags is a detailed description written by the escort. Descriptions typically state what an escort’s services are and contain escorts’ phone numbers sandwiched in them. Scrolling down a bit more shows an escort’s charge and schedule. Right under this is a collection of the escorts photos and videos for the escorts that include them. Now these girls look really breathe taking and could make your run from the north pole to the south pole just to have your boner slotted in their slutty cunts.

    The remainder of escort profile pages includes an about me section, my services, meeting place, Google map, and buttons for reporting and removing ads. Well, also pinned to the bottom left corner of the screen is a row of buttons for contacting escorts via phone or Whatsapp.

    On getting to the homepage of this escort site, at first, I thought I must have been on pornhub and that’s because the babes here are of pornstar quality. Silicon titties and asses like the pyramids of Giza are the easiest things to spot here. Again, while not all escorts tell what their prices are, a reasonable number of them do. And notwithstanding, escort profiles are pretty detailed. Again, profile pages are slightly easy to navigate but begin to feel a little crowded lower down the page like the annoying look of a cunt covered in hairs that look as dense as the vegetation of the Amazon forest.

Panamanian Pussies On The Home Porch

    Home sweet home is the feeling right here. Escort profile thumbnails are just the most obvious welcomes you get on landing at the Panescorts homepage. I must say that this site passes excellently for what an escort site should look like. In my experience with the many escort sites I’ve come across, it’s just the case that most escort sites are either really classy (which is a good thing by the way) or too shabby (which is definitely a turn-off for any serious-minded boner). Have you ever had to adjust an ass just slightly so you get that perfect angle for your wank stick to slip in like a thief in the night and make away with every remaining ounce of pleasure in a moment? That exactly how tactful these guys are with their design. Not too classy but definitely not shabby in the least bit, just perfect, and so it’s quite apparent they have a grip on what they are doing.

    The Panescorts homepage starts out with the prepaid, trans, and prepaid Panama city buttons at the top left corner of the screen, and you’ll find the post ad button to the right of the screen. Ever had boobs bouncing so fast while a cunt stifles out all the liquid in your soul? You just can’t avoid seeing those boobs. Well, that’s just how unavoidable the search bars on the screen's top section are. And well, everything here is written in Spanish, so your sperm cells might just have a hard time finding their way out of your testicles.

    Now, the remainder of the Panescorts homepage is filled with asses and boobs that unapologetically jam the traffic on your way sliding down the page. At the end of this collection of escort profile thumbnails is the load more escorts button. Hit on this a longer list of escort profile thumbnails come running down the screen like an Eden of fruity asses and tits.

What I Think About Panescort

    This site is definitely my Panamanian gift to you when your unwilling willy gets in the way of your holiday somewhere in Panama. This site has pornstar-quality escorts that will make your jaw drop. If you want an escort of excellent quality and at an impressively affordable cost, then I recommend this escort site. However, you want to bring a Spanish-speaking schlong here since there are no language options.