Pasion Uruguay Review
✓ Attractive site design
✓ Great quality and more than a decent range of escorts
✓ Female escorts and trans available
✘ Its a little too crowded in there
✘ Language options are lacking for gringos
Today is the day, so rejoice and be glad because you and your cock have some good news to look up to! And no, you are not getting in between the legs of Shakira or Queen Bey, but I have something sweet for you in the form of a review of Pasion Uruguay.
Not many know of the site, though it appears very popular in South America. Pasion Uruguay is an escort site where you can quickly find the kind of girls that make your cock grow to absurd lengths and get to fuck a lot of their brains out! The place is filled with escorts selling all sorts of cum-arousing stuff like fresh pussies, pert boobies, and big asses, all of which have the potential to make your boner the happiest length of rigid man meat in the world!
Forget Queen Bey and Riri, here’s my review of Pasion Uruguay and the sweet escorts that call the site home.
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All I can say is that Uruguay must be a pretty big place filled with escorts who are ready to bare it all and do it all. This impression came to me from checking out the Pasion Uruguay website. It is, of course, filled to the brim with escorts of all ages and abilities. Most look to be in their early twenties to late thirties and I would fuck at least 97% of these if my boner can stand the strain!
Escorts here are of all types, ranging from sluts with titties barely bigger than a ripe pear to babes with knockers you could brain an elephant with! Different kinds of legs, asses, and pussies are in view as well and yes, I would sample them all if I could!
Now, as to escort quality, the vast majority look sweet and clean. The best batch well might be the escorts with a Premium tag. These have different looking profile pages, plus a tiara in their profile that’s hard to mistake for anything else. Premium escorts appear to be the most stunning of the bunch and the most skilled too, else there wouldn’t be a premium tag to them, right?
As for pricing, this varies widely, but you sure can fuck more cheaply here than you can do in the states. Take the premium escorts, for example. These charge from $35 to $82 per hour. The “normal” grade of escorts charges from $28 to $67 an hour. These prices do not seem to be negotiable and usually vary depending on the kind of services your escort of choice is offering and whether she will be meeting you in a hotel, or you will be making a trip to her place.
Regardless, prices seem remarkably cheap and for less than a hundred bucks you sure can have your pick of some of the prettiest babes I have ever seen and do your best to fuck them into a coma in an hour or less. Up to the task are you? Then better prepare to relocate to Uruguay!
Oh shit! Before I forget, I better mention that quite a few escorts on Pasion Uruguay for some reason I can’t understand do not post their prices. That means you have to chat them up via Whatsapp or their listed phone number and ask how much they are willing to take to let you bury your snake deep in them! More, some are available for a full day, others for half a day, and a few for specific hours only. Do keep that in mind when hunting for bad bitches on Pasion-Uruguay.
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Now, it is time to talk more in-depth about escort profiles on PasionUruguay.com, and to be frank there are enough of these to keep your boner active till the end of this century! And after death as well!
Once you are on the site, you are prompted to do three things and no, it is not to fuck yourself over thrice! Instead, you will be requested to choose from female escorts, trans escorts and to create a new profile. The latter is free and you can create a profile if you are an escort looking to advertise your services. I went the female escort route and I am still there days later!
You will quickly find that female escort profiles fill the site homepage and you need to scroll down for a while before they come to an end. The top one-third of the page hosts the premium escort section. This section appears to have the best girls, with the best images and videos. I am not sure exactly how and why these premium escorts were chosen, but I would feel very comfortable with selecting most of them to spend a night or two with the president of my country! And his wife!
Escort profiles all have an image thumbnail that might or not be X-rated, the name of the escort, and a star indicating her rating if any. Some profiles have information relating to how many hours of the day the escort is available, plus her number and the kind of services she’s prepared to render. Most escort profiles premium or not contain a lot of information, but a few are barebones though.
An example of what I am talking about is a premium escort profile titled Alice VIP. The image thumbnail shows a bare bubble butt, while information on the homepage profile indicates that this particular escort is 38-years old, lives in the small town of Cordon, is available from 09:30 to 23:00 hours, and offers services that include but are not limited to sex and BDSM.
Another profile in the Premium section was simply titled Ainara A and listed the hours the performer could work, her age, and her phone number. Generally, premium escort profiles tend to be more detailed and informative than other kinds of profiles, plus these escorts seem more trustworthy and premium. They might be vetted, but it is hard to tell.
It might not seem important, but most escorts on Pasion Uruguay blur their faces. What that means is that you have no way of knowing how an escort you hire will look. Sure, she can have a stunning body, but what if you hire and bang her at night, see her face in the morning, and want to shoot yourself in the chest with a shotgun! Tough shit, right? It might be best to video chat with a potential hire on Whatsapp before arranging meeting times and payment details.
Anyway, once you scroll past the premium escort section, which by the way is distinguishable mainly because it has a black background color, you will come across ads for the usual sort of escorts. These escorts look pretty much the same as the premium category escorts, with the main difference being that their photos look slightly less professional.
Once you see any escort profile that you like here, a click on it is all it takes to give you all the information you require to decide if the escort is your kind of bitch or not. Escort profiles usually have lots of images, and some have videos. All also have a phone number you can call, plus a Whatsapp link for chatting purposes. If there are reviews you can see them, plus there’s usually a very detailed bio written by what appears to be the escort herself, details on the services she offers, where she prefers to meet, and stuff like that.
You can also click on an escort profile to report the escort, and even add her to your favorite list if you are logged in.
A Passion For Uruguayan Escorts!
Friend, the only thing that brings you here is a passion for the sweetest and most slippery slits on the planet. Don’t you dare deny it or I am burrowing up your ass later tonight and asking for permanent residency in your asshole!
Now, if you are making the trip to Pasion Uruguay today, one thing you need to prepare yourself for is the fact that the site has a default Spanish language setting. There’s no way you can change this to English, which means you need a translating software like Yandex Translate open and busy if you want to make sense of the girls on the site and what the site itself offers.
The site design is a standard affair and there’s a white header at the top of the page that hosts a pull-down menu at the left, plus sign-in options at the right. With the pull-down menu, you can search for escorts, trans escorts, hotels, and more.
Navigating the website itself is a breeze and there’s a barely-decent amount of features. However, there’s a lot of listings here and it is quite possible to just get tired of it all. When you start getting fatigued from the number of escort ads in your face, simply remind yourself that a Latina pussy is waiting for you and there’s no way it is passing you by!
When you are on the homepage, there’s usually a black border on the bottom that disappears once you start scrolling back and forth. This border has some sorting options that let you seek out the newest girls, plus currently active girls. Also present there is a search bar and a notification button that's useful for those who are logged in.
Like I said, site navigation is a breeze, but the whole thing does look cluttered with escorts everywhere. Plus the lack of language options apart from Spanish is inexcusable.
Thankfully there are no ads or spam to be seen.
Final thoughts about Pasion Uruguay
Pasion Uruguay seems to have done most things right. It has a good site design that can however feel overwhelming while being easy to navigate. Escorts here are really cheap when compared to North American standards and more than a few are available for all day and all night of action.
The biggest thing I hate about this escort site is however its lack of language option. Someone better go tell the folks running this escort site that having an English language option is bound to send horny American and Canadian males steaming into the country in droves. Also, more site featurws would be appreciated.
Overall, I like the site, though a cleaner site design with more flash and dazzle to it plus an English language option will make me and thousands of others very happy indeed.