PlanetaEscort

PlanetaEscort.cl

    Dang it! I'm so mad right now. There I was looking for planet pussy, totally unaware that planet escort was waiting and in the mood to take all my money, not a little bit of my attention and all the cum I can generate!

    Heard of PlanetaEscort? I didn't till like a month ago. It's an escort site in Chile where the pussies are sweet and ripe, the jugs full and tender and the backsides rounded to perfection and designed to deliver the most orgasmic cuddling experience known to man and the gods!

    Here's my PlanetaEscort.cl review and may it meet you in a super-horny frame of mind!

Hard Planet With Sweet Pussy Escorts Chile

    I never more badly wanted to be marooned on a planet than I do with PlanetEscort.cl! Escorts here appear sweet enough to disorganize an entire solar system and getting thrown into their midst, nude as on the day I was born and with stacks of hundred dollar bills in both hands is what I have my mind set upon!

    So, let's talk more about money. Prices are listed on all escort profiles. In fact, all you need to do to see these prices is to hover your cursor on escort image thumbnails on the homepage. That's a very quick and efficient way of sorting escorts Chile by determining how much you have to fork over to fuck them over!

    Prices here vary widely, with 30,000 Pesos being the least and 200,000 Pesos being the most I saw. That's like $38 to $255 per hour and about what I expected. Let's say the average rate is around $60 and that's still less than half of what any American escort will take for an hour of backbreaking and pussy spearing work. Great!

Top Class Cunts

    Escorts on PlanetaEscort.cl are all top-class babes and assuredly above average when it comes to quality. Most look like they are or were once pageant winners and there are enough perfectly rounded booties and perky tits in view to get the pope fucking his crucifix!

    There are VIP, gold, and premium escorts here, as well as shemales, mature, fancy, and erotic masseurs. You can sort through this using tabs atop the homepage, while other tabs in the same location grants you a look at the top 30 escorts, escorts with videos in their profiles, and more.

    There's also a search bar for searching for escorts by services provided, number, and location. Pull-down menus atop the main escort page support filtering escorts by stature, services, rating, skin, hair, and eye color, and build, plus newness to the site. Yeah, there's an overabundance of content sorting options here.

    Escort image profile thumbnails are tiny though and escort names are the only thing posted on them. Rates, contact details, location, and hours of work come up when your cursor floats over these thumbnails. You can check out photos, and escort statistics by clicking on any escort profile thumbnail. Photos tend to be of average quality and cannot be zoomed or downloaded. Some profiles have videos and you can always be certain that your right hand will thank you for these!

    The bios in escort profiles here are usually extremely brief and not the most informative. I'm not saying the escorts should take time to pen their every thought and opinion in their profiles, but there's simply not enough information in most profiles to form an accurate picture of the kind of girl you are looking at. But then it's their cunts and asses you intend penetrating, rather than their minds!

    Now, escort quality on PlanetaEscort.cl is above average for sure. Did I say that before? Well, beautiful and quality ladies always have a way of making me talkative!

We Going To Space In A Pussy Heartbeat!

    Only a fella with a deep interest in space could have put together this escort site Chile. I'm suspecting Elon Musk and he better stand up and confess before I get too antsy!

    Now, the site design is themed around deep space and at the top left of the homepage you will see the site logo, which looks like a planet that's having a serious disagreement with some asteroids! The site design is a little arresting, but the homepage is overcrowded with tiny escort profile thumbnails.
Spanish is the default language, but if you scroll to the bottom of the homepage you can select from like 100 different languages, from Afrikaans to Zulu. But if you opt for anything other than Spanish, you won't get a translation of everything on site.

    I would assess site features as above average, and spam and ads are absent. You will however find flashing ads at the top right of the homepage advertising the newest sluts and slits on PlanetaEscort.

What I Think of PlanetaEscort

    I'm enchanted with PlanetaEscort. Maybe it is because of the overall space theme, or its high-quality girls who can make you believe that feeding them with your raw man meat is the noblest work in the world!

    The site is worth as many repeated visits as your wallet and tender feelings can manage, so better bookmark it before your right hand has time to get jealous!